# Every Thread You Make. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2001, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106 "2001-01-28T10:02:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/1 "2001-01-28T10:02:51Z")
\*\* Every Thread You Make.\*\* Sung to the tune of: _Every Breath You Take_ (With apologies to the group **The Police**.) _ahem_ ~ 1-2-3-4 ~ _(Intro)_ Every thread you make, And every post opaque, Every rule you break, every name you fake, Mods are watching you. Every single day, And every board survey, Every game you play, every old cliché, Mods are watching you. Oh, can’t you seeeeeeeeeee, Lynn Bodiniiiiiiiiiiiiii, Is up nights awake, Fixing your mistakes. Every dull thread wake, And every hand you shake, Every smiley you fake, for goodness sake, Mods are watching you. My thread is gone, it’s lost without a trace, Administration called it a big disgrace, I look around, but it’s in another place, It’s way too slow, and I long for server space, I keep crying maybe, maybe, pleeeeeeeeze? Oh, can’t you seeeeeeeee? The code is vBeeeeeee. How my poor eyes ache, With every code mistake. Every thread you make, May be a Mod headache. So please don’t break, the rules they make, Mods are watching you. Every rule you break, every name you fake, Mods are watching you. Mods are watching you. _(repeat & fade)_ Thanks you’ve been a great audience. ```auto Some Similar SDMB Silly Songs Submitted by Smug: [Ignorant Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56589) [Stuck in a Pit Thread With You](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55558) [On the Cover of the Ol' Straight Dope](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43128) ``` ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/2 "2001-01-28T10:06:09Z")
If I was the burst out laughing type, I would have burst out laughing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/3 "2001-01-28T10:41:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by smug \* > \*\* > Oh, can’t you seeeeeeeee? > The code is vBeeeeeee. > How my poor eyes ache, > With every code mistake. > \*\* Heh. I can so see sting singing this, but this snippet cracks me up. Woo. I gotta stop laughing. Gonna wake everybody. ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/4 "2001-01-28T11:43:49Z")
big mod is watching you… 😃 That will be the number one in the charts for months to come! dodgy ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/5 "2001-01-28T19:56:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cumber \* > \*\*If I was the burst out laughing type, I would have burst out laughing. 🙂 \*\* I AM… and I DID! That was great. Anyone have a karaoke machine around here? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/6 "2001-01-28T20:11:45Z")
There you go again, smug. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/7 "2001-01-29T00:58:51Z")
Smug, you gotta start doing this for a living. I’m serious. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/8 "2001-01-29T04:32:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Lynn Bodiniiiiiiiiiiiiii TWO Os! One I! Not the other way around! I’m thinking of making this my sig… Lynn (NOT Lynne) Bodoni (NOT Bodini!) ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/9 "2001-01-29T04:36:27Z")
smug, I need a picture of you. I need something I can hang over my bed and kiss goodnight every night, just like I used to kiss my poster of Shaun Cassidy. Sigh. I love genius. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/10 "2001-01-29T04:38:57Z")
**Lynn** , surely you know by now we misspell your name on purpose. That way, we can say all sorts of things about you, but if you do a search for “Bodoni” you won’t come up with anything. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/11 "2001-01-29T06:37:09Z")
**smug** , this made me giggle helplessly for a very long time. 🙂 Which is bad, cuz I’ve got to keep up my macho image, or rather what macho image I have left, or…screw it, that’s one funny parody. _giggles some more_😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quark\_W.Griswold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Quark\_W.Griswold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quark_W.Griswold)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/12 "2001-01-29T06:53:22Z")
[bubbles]Thank you, **smug** , for that lovely number![/bubbles] Seriously, that was the best thing I’ve read all day!😃 But this: > [@](#): > > ## quote: > > ## Lynn Bodiniiiiiiiiiiiiii > > TWO Os! One I! Not the other way around! I’m thinking of making this my sig… made me laugh even harder for some reason. (Probably because I am a victim of frequent misspellings/mispronunciations of my name.) ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/13 "2001-01-29T09:01:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni \* > \*\*TWO Os! One I! Not the other way around! I’m thinking of making this my sig… > > Lynn (NOT Lynne) Bodoni (NOT Bodini!) \*\* Ooooops. Sorry Lynn. It’s kind of ironic that I screw up the part of the song that deals with you fixing poster mistakes. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*smug, I need a picture of you. I need something I can hang over my bed and kiss goodnight every night, just like I used to kiss my poster of Shaun Cassidy. > Sigh. I love genius. \*\* Awwwww - Thanks **Perse**. Here’s a pic of me relaxing at home. Just for you. [Smug@home](http://www.compusmart.ab.ca/quarry/Smug@home.jpg)😃 **Rilchiam** - Thanks, but as far as I know, there aren’t too many openings for a _SDMB Silly Song Writer_ Besides, I don’t want to lose my amateur status. 🙂 **SilverFire** - … and again and again and again… Now I have this song stuck in my head, and I have to write another one to replace it. It’s a vicious cycle. **Silly Rabbit** - Wooooo Hoooooo a groupie!!! _sniff_ I’m touched. You always remember your first groupie… 😉 \*\*Dodgy, Corvus, Cumber, silent\_rob, \*\* - I am glad you liked it. Even if only one line in the whole song makes ya crack a smirk, it’s worth it for me. **Crunchy & Dichotomous** – Ummmmm – Yeah! – I **meant** to do that! That’s it! Again, thanks everybody. I know I have WAY more fun writing them, then you people have reading them. But then I’m easily amused. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/14 "2001-01-29T09:12:48Z")
So, **smug** , has Puff Daddy contacted you yet about doing a rap rendition? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/15 "2001-01-29T09:15:16Z")
Too cool, **smug**! ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/16 "2001-01-30T00:21:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \* > \*\*So, **smug** , has Puff Daddy contacted you yet about doing a rap rendition? \*\* rap huh? Rap music is an intricate blend of musical and linguistic talents by very gifted and highly trained artists. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! 😃 Gimme an hour… I’ll see what I can do. ```auto Thanks **Cajun Man** :) ``` **Persephone** - You don’t like my picture? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-thread-you-make/52106/17 "2001-01-30T03:10:19Z")
Sorry smugster, I just don’t get online on Mondays until late. As for the pic…ooh la la! Sweet dreams are made of that, for sure! 😃