# Every time I "buy 'Merikun," I get fucking burned. I buy Japanese, Korean, or German from now on (whenever possible)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 14, 2021, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898 "2021-02-14T19:36:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/141 "2021-02-23T15:13:51Z")

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> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#):
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> I believe it was the Smithsonian magazine that ran an article Vise-Grip locking pliers, made in America. The article ended with (paraphrase) - in Taiwan, source of pot-metal tools, mechanics use Vise-Grip tools. One said, “I can’t afford to use cheap tools.”

I know everyone else is mostly talking about cars and tech, but hoo boy, some tools made in Asia really suck. When you have wire cutters that get notched when you cut wire, you know that’s some soft steel.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/142 "2021-02-23T15:26:55Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Yes, Honda will continue to sell the Jazz outside the US. And in fact, they’re still selling the [HR-V](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_HR-V) in the US. The HR-V is a crossover SUV built on the Fit/Jazz platform, like the CR-V is built on the Civic platform. I think the CR-V is their most popular vehicle and probably what I would replace my Fit with if I had to.

I drive a CR-V now. I like it. It’s a good car. It was a challenge to transition from the Fit. I had never driven an SUV before. It’s not nearly as zippy. You have to be careful on the turns. And I still struggle a bit with knowing my dimensions. I doubt I could ever parralel park it. But what it lacks in maneuverability, it makes up in heated seats.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/143 "2021-02-25T20:31:34Z")

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I may be alone in this, but every time I read this thread title, I think the OP is considering buying a wig for his pubic hair, but is lighting it on fire by mistake.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/144 "2021-02-25T22:09:01Z")

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Some folks’ farts are _that_ caustic. It gets trapped in his fake crotch hair and penis combustion ensues.

TMI I expect. 😉

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/145 "2021-02-25T23:30:55Z")

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Supposedly “inflammation” is one of the potential side effects of Viagra, so maybe it can set your lap toupee on fire.

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/146 "2021-02-26T16:50:50Z")

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If you happen to be in the market for a pacemaker you will probably end up with a US manufactured one. They have the the majority of the world market also and are considered the best quality. I believe the UK and Germany also have pacemaker builders but they have a tiny slice of the market.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/147 "2021-02-26T16:55:54Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Some folks’ farts are _that_ caustic. It gets trapped in his fake crotch hair and penis combustion ensues.
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> TMI I expect. 😉 -

Great balls of fire!

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/148 "2021-02-26T17:08:27Z")

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My 2005 F150 is still rolling and hasn’t required much work, though it’s New England, so it’s starting to rust out.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/149 "2021-02-28T03:13:41Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I may be alone in this, but every time I read this thread title, I think the OP is considering buying a wig for his pubic hair, but is lighting it on fire by mistake.

It had not entered my mind until you pointed it out, bastard! 🙂

“Flaming Merkins”, band name.

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**Author:** ![ralfy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ralfy/32/600_2.png) [@ralfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralfy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/150 "2021-10-26T05:38:07Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/L9FELWSDYPk/maxresdefault.jpg "Why Ford And Other American Cars Don’t Sell In Japan") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9FELWSDYPk)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/151 "2021-10-26T06:39:57Z")

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'Murrika!

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**Author:** ![ralfy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ralfy/32/600_2.png) [@ralfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralfy)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2021, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/152 "2021-10-27T02:55:41Z")

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I remember one interesting point from Reich’s _Work of Nations_, where he pointed out that by the early 1990s it was not unusual to envision an American car with assembly and manufacture of components taking place in various countries, customer support in Singapore, advertising campaigns developed in France, and investors from Asia, the Middle East, and South America.

That also reminds me of this short feature from the 1970s.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/2LYX7Iy3IYo/maxresdefault.jpg "Made in Britain | British Industry | British goods | 1970s Britain | Inside Business | 1978") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LYX7Iy3IYo)

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**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2021, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-time-i-buy-merikun-i-get-fucking-burned-i-buy-japanese-korean-or-german-from-now-on-whenever-possible/932898/153 "2021-10-27T10:22:21Z")

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You can still envision it: Ford Motor Company began production of the Mach-E in North America (Mexico) and is now building it in China as well.

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