# Everybody come quick!! ChiefScott used a smilie!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025 "2000-08-11T21:25:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/1 "2000-08-11T21:25:57Z")
I saw it happen right here! --\> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34198](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34198) Is there a doctor in the house? I think this man is cracking up! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/2 "2000-08-11T21:31:24Z")
Chiefy’s gonna kill you! Nice knowin’ ya, Whammo! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/3 "2000-08-11T21:31:53Z")
## quote: Originally posted by ChiefScott I’ve been wanting to do this for a long, long time… 🙂 * * * ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/4 "2000-08-11T21:45:33Z")
Holy mother of mercy, has the whole world gone topsy-turvy?!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/5 "2000-08-11T21:45:52Z")
There is a special room in Hell reserved for Sadaam Hussein, Kathy Lee Gifford and Whammo. And there ain’t no honor bar. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/6 "2000-08-11T21:49:38Z")
Never thought I’d see the day. What’s next, ChiefScott? A big grin? Perhaps a nice roll eyes? Will you go as far as a stick out tongue? Maybe ChiefScott will become the next Silent\_Bob, communicating entirely with smilies. I doubt it, though. Pigs would have to build an efficient fusion reactor first. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/7 "2000-08-11T21:53:43Z")
Don’t worry Chief! We still love you! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D 🙂 (I fuckin’ hate emoticons. They remind me of the pink pill poppers in high school.) ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/8 "2000-08-11T22:08:57Z")
ChiefScott it will be ok just step away from the computer nice and slow, we know you did not mean to post a smiley. Everyone has their weak moments. We understand and forgive you. _(just don’t let it happen again)_ [sub] **gratuitous smiley left out for ChiefScott** [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/9 "2000-08-11T22:13:16Z")
I just thought he didn’t know how. ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/10 "2000-08-11T22:28:20Z")
Egad - why is it all my idols have FEET OF CLAY? First, **Eve** casually mentioned in a thread a while back that she _discoed_ through the '70s - and now this! What’s next?! **David B** will admit to secretly reading his horoscope? **Uncle Beer** will confess he only drinks seltzer water? **Manhattan** really lives in Fort Lee, New Jersey? Oh, the horror! The horror! I have to go lie down now. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/11 "2000-08-11T22:36:21Z")
How can you tell the boat is almost home? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/12 "2000-08-11T23:15:11Z")
Oh…my…god. ChiefScott’s gonna have to nuke himself now!! Hey everybody! He posted a smily…let’s get him!! ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/13 "2000-08-11T23:24:11Z")
It’s obvious to me that it was merely a punctuation error that caused a smilie. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/14 "2000-08-11T23:40:13Z")
It wasn’t ChiefScott!!! Some silly Seaman was swabbing the deck near Chief’s computer. He was already made at Chief for yelling at him earlier and making him peel potatoes. He thought it would be a good idea to hack into Chief’s laptop and post a smilie for revenge!! Chief, you need to find out who it was and Court Marshal him!!! Maybe even tell the guys to carry out a Code Red. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/15 "2000-08-11T23:44:39Z")
I just caught a report on The Weather Channel. They’re warning the entire eastern seaboard to put on their raincoats & hip waders, because there’s a positively _huge_ swarm of pigs headed right for them. ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/16 "2000-08-11T23:44:58Z")
Code Red? Nah, just a good ol’ Navy blanket party! O ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/17 "2000-08-11T23:55:46Z")
This makes me feel a bit more like alice in the rabbit hole after being gone a few days, only to see chiefscott do something he doesn’t like. Curiouser and curiouser… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/18 "2000-08-12T00:04:31Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve been wanting to do this for a long, long time… > > 🙂 Yeah, that’s not the only thing you’ve been waiting a long, long time to do, huh? And I’ll bet a smile will be involved with _that_ too! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/19 "2000-08-12T00:10:31Z")
_snort_ _snicker_ _screams with laughter_ Awwww…we still loves ya, sailorboy! Now admit it, didn’t using that smiley feel good??? 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/20 "2000-08-12T00:11:07Z")
Man, next thing you know, he’ll admit that he’s really an Army sergeant. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025.md?page=2)