# Everybody come quick!! ChiefScott used a smilie!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025 "2000-08-11T21:25:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/21 "2000-08-12T00:19:06Z")
yup, looks like it… did the shoe polish thing ever make it to Cecil or the science advisory board? I forget, Ed was looking for the stuff after the great clean up 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/22 "2000-08-12T00:56:32Z")
That would make a good sig for someone who wants to constantly bother ChiefScott. Hey, that’s me! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/23 "2000-08-12T04:07:52Z")
_Obviously_ ChiefScott has been possessed by evil spirits. Someone call an exorcist. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/24 "2000-08-12T04:14:22Z")
Okay, that’s IT! I’ve lost whatever faith I had in him! After that, he’s nothing to me. I dare not even flirt with him (well, mainly, he never flirts back, the jerk!) I guess we all have to draw the line somewhere and he just crossed it and pissed on my pant leg to boot… ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/25 "2000-08-12T04:40:43Z")
and the moon shall turn as blood red… …cats and dogs living in sin… Oh my!! ---
**Author:** ![Frannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Frannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frannie)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/26 "2000-08-12T04:48:54Z")
:disillusioned: ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/27 "2000-08-12T04:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kat \* > \*\*_Obviously_ ChiefScott has been possessed by evil spirits. Someone call an exorcist. \*\* You say that like it’s a bad thing. ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/28 "2000-08-12T08:13:20Z")
“…and the sign of the seventh seal will be…” ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/29 "2000-08-12T08:26:45Z")
I think it quite possibly could have been an Article 15 type punishment, couldn’t have been anything else. Chief will not uses smilies unless absolutly forced to. That must of been a hell of a mess he got himself into, I think I would have rather taken Fort Levenworth. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/30 "2000-08-12T09:01:18Z")
Uh, pipefitter hon- Could you possibly mean Fort Leavenworth? In Washington (the state, not the capitol)? Scotti:) ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/31 "2000-08-12T13:57:08Z")
Knowing the Chief, he’ll probably find some way to blame it to us ex-Air Force guys. Is it time to debark the Big Gray Boat yet? ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/32 "2000-08-12T14:35:26Z")
Chief, you’re never going to live it down. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/33 "2000-08-12T14:38:54Z")
Chief how does it feel to be one of us…one the great unwashed? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/34 "2000-08-12T14:40:21Z")
I thought this was a joke, but OMG!!! What is happening? Up is down, black is white, the world no longer makes any sense! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/35 "2000-08-12T15:16:31Z")
Holy Corporal Klinger! ChiefScott is obviously bucking for a Section 8! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/36 "2000-08-12T17:27:48Z")
Look quick!! ChiefScott [is at it again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34374)! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/37 "2000-08-12T17:39:14Z")
First off, it’s “smiley” singular, “smilies” plural. Secondly, fuckin’ wing nuts made me do it. Third, gotta give the folks _something_ to give me shit about in Norfolk. Fourth, bite me **Falcon** ; blow me **BratMan** … or is that vice versa? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/38 "2000-08-12T18:04:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*Uh, pipefitter hon- > > Could you possibly mean Fort Leavenworth? > > In Washington (the state, not the capitol)? > > Scotti:) \*\* Oops, sorry pipefitter! I must have slipped a cog somewhere. Fort Leavenworth is in Kansas, and that’ll teach me to post when I am half asleep. Sorry! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/39 "2000-08-12T18:07:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > . . . bite me **Falcon** ; blow me **BratMan** … or is that vice versa? Either you’ve been on the ship too long, or you _really_ meant vice versa. For both of our sakes, I’m going to assume you want Falcon to blow you. Still not sure how I feel about biting you, but it’s gotta be better than a blow. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/40 "2000-08-12T18:49:23Z")
First, you sure it wasn’t those damn jarheads that made you do it instead? Second, like we NEED a reason to give you shit in Norfolk??? Third, bite me, sailorboy. And blowing you? IN YOUR DREAMS! Ask BratMan instead. 🙂 (And BratMan…we ALL know he’s been on the ship too long, so I wouldn’t be sure he didn’t want you to blow him.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025.md?page=3)