# Everybody come quick!! ChiefScott used a smilie!!!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 11, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025 "2000-08-11T21:25:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/41 "2000-08-12T19:14:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Falcon \*  
> **Third, bite me, sailorboy. And blowing you? IN YOUR DREAMS! Ask BratMan instead. 🙂**

My answer to that:

Yes. It’s true, Falcon will only blow you in your dreams.

Let’s not ask me any other questions about this, ok?

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/42 "2000-08-12T19:20:45Z")

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So she’s been slobbin’ yer knob in your dreams, eh?

I think that should best be posted in the IMHO “Wet Dreams” thread, Brat.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/43 "2000-08-12T19:27:02Z")

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No longer am I going to feel sorry about saying Chief 🙂 Scott…

Hi, Chief 🙂 Scott! How are you doing, Chief 🙂 Scott? Tired of being on a boat, Chief 🙂 Scott?  
heh heh heh

By the way, who wants to handle my funeral arrangements?

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-come-quick-chiefscott-used-a-smilie/29025/44 "2000-08-12T19:29:07Z")

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_adds one more smack to the number she’s giving Chief in Norfolk_

You’re both dead. And BratMan…there are some people I won’t even do in dreams. Ask Chief. He should know. 🙂

And Monster? Good GOD, man! Even _I’m_ not that evil!!!

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