# Everybody duck - New guy practicing **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533 "2003-03-15T04:44:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Phax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Phax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phax)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/81 "2003-03-20T21:51:37Z")
OK. Did anyone else know that if you accidently hit the tab button it will automatically submit? News to me. I’ll try again. **maia!!!** I would be proud, nay; HONORED to let you share my welcome wagon!!! Welcome aboard. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/82 "2003-03-21T00:09:08Z")
Am I late? Are there any cookies left? Welcome newbies! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/83 "2003-03-21T00:17:57Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*Just stopped by to bring Imaginary Welcome Cookies to **Phax** and **maia** … Hope you enjoy 'em. You’ll have to make up your own flavors, 'cause I can’t decide what they are, right now. Chocolatey or raisiney or nutty, in some way, no doubt. > Welcome!! \*\* Ok, I just gotta know. Is it Kn **i** ckers or Kn **o** ckers? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/84 "2003-03-21T00:20:50Z")
Oh, and welcome **Phax** and **maia**. Unlike _some_ newbies who shall remain nameless _cough_ SeeThePit _cough_ I think you two will do just fine here. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Phax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Phax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phax)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/85 "2003-03-21T05:17:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Oh, and welcome **Phax** and **maia**. Unlike _some_ newbies who shall remain nameless _cough_ SeeThePit _cough_ I think you two will do just fine here. 🙂 \*\* Well after that I HAD to check out ThePit. Quite a “discussion” you two had. \*\*maia \*\* Where are you? If it would make you feel any better, start your own thread and I’ll ride on yours for awhile.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/86 "2003-03-21T06:13:40Z")
Greetings, **Phax** and **maia**! For some newbie nostalgia, did you know that once upon a time, **Crunchy Frog** had a [Welcome Wagon thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=45294)? This thread was so welcoming, it spawned a [sequel](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68583) and a [spinoff](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122784), which was created by **Hardygrrl**. Just had to mention those – this thread made me miss those welcome wagons. Oh how I miss those newbie days! ---
**Author:** ![Phax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Phax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phax)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/87 "2003-03-21T20:25:29Z")
Julipers! Where are you? Gimme a post if you’re here. ---
**Author:** ![Nailsbyjul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a698b9/32.png) [@Nailsbyjul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nailsbyjul)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/88 "2003-03-21T20:49:40Z")
Hey there - I’m here… there… and everywhere…??? ---
**Author:** ![Phax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Phax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phax)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/89 "2003-03-21T20:55:39Z")
Hey Julipers! You found us! Julie, this is everybody - Everybody, this is newbie Julipers. ---
**Author:** ![Nailsbyjul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a698b9/32.png) [@Nailsbyjul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nailsbyjul)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/90 "2003-03-21T21:00:18Z")
Hi Everybody !!! I found you finally! ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/91 "2003-03-21T21:11:27Z")
Howdy y’all! Welcome to the SDMB. Please replace the toilet paper when it’s all used up and when you’re done with the laundry, the socks better be rolled and in the drawer. If I have to dig through a pile of socks one more time I’ll lose my mind! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Phax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Phax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phax)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/92 "2003-03-21T21:24:19Z")
Everybody be nice to Julipers. She’s the future Mrs. Phax in my next life. ---
**Author:** ![Nailsbyjul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a698b9/32.png) [@Nailsbyjul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nailsbyjul)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/93 "2003-03-21T21:51:32Z")
Yes, and we have 12 or is it 13 cyber children? Can’t seem to keep track of them all. PLEASE be nice to me! ha… ---
**Author:** ![Phax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Phax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phax)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/94 "2003-03-21T21:55:10Z")
It’s 13 now, remember? Good morning **Ice Wolf**. Have some coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Nailsbyjul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a698b9/32.png) [@Nailsbyjul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nailsbyjul)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/95 "2003-03-21T22:00:20Z")
Yes, I remember - the 13th was concieved at the Ice Hotel while melting the ice. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Phax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Phax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phax)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/96 "2003-03-21T22:13:17Z")
I still get chills thinking about it.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nailsbyjul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a698b9/32.png) [@Nailsbyjul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nailsbyjul)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/97 "2003-03-22T02:31:03Z")
That’s experiencing extreme heat and chills at the same time! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533/98 "2003-03-22T03:30:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gazelle from Hell \* > \*\*Howdy y’all! Welcome to the SDMB. Please replace the toilet paper when it’s all used up and when you’re done with the laundry, the socks better be rolled and in the drawer. If I have to dig through a pile of socks one more time I’ll lose my mind! > > 😃 \*\* Hey, rolling socks is the mods’ job! Or is that sending socks rolling? I get those two confuselated. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-duck-new-guy-practicing/161533.md?page=4)