# Everybody Join In! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 1999, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962 "1999-12-13T00:28:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/1 "1999-12-13T06:05:00Z")
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me An Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/2 "1999-12-13T06:09:00Z")
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two roasting chestnuts And an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! ---
**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/3 "1999-12-13T06:10:00Z")
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/4 "1999-12-13T00:28:00Z")
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/5 "1999-12-13T00:45:00Z")
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: ## Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! Shadowfox “We are what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut ---
**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/6 "1999-12-13T01:06:00Z")
Fiiiiive Web Rings! ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/7 "1999-12-13T01:22:00Z")
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Six threads about butts Fiiiiive Web Rings! Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! * * * “The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/8 "1999-12-13T02:04:00Z")
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Seven ladies douching Six threads about butts Fiiiiive Web Rings! Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! (yes, I know that’s sick and wrong, but I had to do it) ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/9 "1999-12-13T02:08:00Z")
On the eighth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eight “what’s your favorite” threads Seven ladies douching Six threads about butts Fiiiive web rings! Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/10 "1999-12-13T02:12:00Z")
Nine double postings Eight “what’s your favorite” threads Seven ladies douching Six threads about butts Fiiiive web rings! Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! * * * If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/11 "1999-12-13T02:12:00Z")
Nine double postings Eight “what’s your favorite” threads Seven ladies douching Six threads about butts Fiiiive web rings! Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! * * * If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/12 "1999-12-13T02:13:00Z")
On the ninth day of Xmas My true love gave to me Nine threads without any pants on Eight “what’s your favorite” threads Seven ladies douching Six threads about butts Fiiiive web rings! Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/13 "1999-12-13T02:18:00Z")
Ten stupid sig lines. Nine double postings Eight “what’s your favorite” threads Seven ladies douching Six threads about butts Fiiiive web rings! Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! * * * Hell is Other People. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/14 "1999-12-13T02:19:00Z")
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eleven intimidated newbies Ten threads without any pants on Nine double postings Eight “what’s your favorite” threads Seven ladies douching Six threads about butts Fiiiive web rings! Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/15 "1999-12-13T03:41:00Z")
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… Twelve books by Cecil Eleven intimidated newbies Ten threads without any pants on Nine double postings Eight “what’s your favorite” threads Seven ladies douching Six threads about butts Fiiiive web rings! Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/16 "1999-12-13T04:17:00Z")
_sniff_ I’m proud of youse guys and/or gals! If this one ain’t a classic, my name ain’t Sly! Waitaminnit, it ain’t, is it?! Someone else start the next round! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-join-in/11962/17 "1999-12-13T11:50:00Z")
How the heck did I get in there? :::looks down:::: I swear! I’m wearing jammies! One piece ones with teddy bears on em! * * * – Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) “Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)