# Everybody must get groped... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 28, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137 "2018-09-28T20:40:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/21 "2018-09-29T18:03:20Z")
If groping you is wrong, I don’t want to be right. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/22 "2018-09-29T18:04:34Z")
He’s gro-pin’ you uh-paaaaahhhhht, Ooo-e-ver-y DAY-ee-yay-ee-YAY He’s…gropin’ you uh-paaaahhhht. Oh girl, what can I grope, He’s gropin’ you uh-paaaahhhht. (later) He’ll be gropin’, he’ll gropin’, he’ll be gro-hoo-woh-wuh-pin, a-nuh-uh-thuuuuuuuuuuuhhh. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/23 "2018-09-29T18:31:10Z")
Why do birds fall down from the sky, Every time you walk by, Just like me They want to be, Groping you. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/24 "2018-09-29T18:41:08Z")
Gropin’…on a Sunday Afternoon. Doin’…anyone we want to do. I can’t imagine anything that’s better… That’s all I got. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/25 "2018-09-29T19:10:49Z")
_Lost myself in a familiar song I closed my eyes and I groped away It’s more than a feel-up When I see my Marianne, groping away_ ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@Mona\_Lott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lott)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/26 "2018-09-29T19:47:58Z")
Grope, grope, grope Grope, grope, grope Grope your boobies. Grope your bootie. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/27 "2018-09-29T20:07:37Z")
I felt all flushed with fever, embarrassed in the crowd. He put his hand down my pants and I couldn’t cry out loud. I prayed that he would finish, but he just kept right on… Strumming my flesh with his fingers, Sharing it on his smartphone, Groping me softly on the bus, Groping me softly on the bus, All through the whole ride, was his hand, Groping me softly, on the bus. /(Damn, this handbasket is getting crowded…) ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/28 "2018-09-29T20:38:10Z")
For the old farts like me amongst us: The Maguire Sisters Gropin’ in the morning Gropin’ in the evening Gropin’ at suppertime Be my little honey I’ll grope you all the time ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/29 "2018-09-29T20:40:43Z")
Maria I just groped a girl named Maria… ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/30 "2018-09-29T23:55:16Z")
Groping me, groping you. There is nothing we can do. ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/31 "2018-09-30T00:15:00Z")
> [@scabpicker](#): > > Groooooooping youuuuu, > Is easy 'cause you’re beautiful HA ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/32 "2018-09-30T00:16:41Z")
I wanted to do I Will Always Grope You but I can’t figure out how to type it like Whitney sang it. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/33 "2018-09-30T01:10:45Z")
Perhaps darker than other entries, but: \*Oh, say can you grope By a bedroom night-light What so proudly we caught By a lock on that room’s door? Whose great fear (and whose clothes) Through our perilous fight O’er the full bed we groped And so gallantly laughed at. And the girl’s vain choked screams Cut off well by my hand, Gave proof through the night That we bros own this land. O say does that right-to-grope still triumph and still prevail O’er elites above the law, who will shout ‘to Trump: Hail!’\* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/34 "2018-09-30T01:45:28Z")
If you want it, Here it is, Come and grope it, But you better hurry cause it’s groping fast… ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/35 "2018-09-30T03:01:37Z")
Courtesy of my honey: Now Grope It! Into Shape! Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it It’s not too late To grope it! Grope it good ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/36 "2018-09-30T11:32:31Z")
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwSVM60ALEk) We will we will grope you ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/37 "2018-09-30T17:53:20Z")
I go out groping - after midnight… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/38 "2018-09-30T18:25:25Z")
Don’t earworm threads belong in Cafe Society? ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/39 "2018-09-30T20:45:35Z")
Courtesy of my amused yet horrified 14 year old… “Oh I… want to grope and feel all night. And Beach week every day” Sent from my SM-G930W8 using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/40 "2018-09-30T21:05:05Z")
Grope-a-dee do dah, Grope-a-dee ay My oh my what beautiful day Plenty of groping coming my way Grope-a-dee do dah, Grope-a-dee-ay. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137.md?page=3)