# Everybody must get groped... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 28, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137 "2018-09-28T20:40:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/61 "2018-10-02T14:07:00Z")
Gropin’ chairs, Gropin’ babies, Grope-a-bye Grope of ages, Side by side well grope together, always… ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/62 "2018-10-02T16:02:06Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > What do you do with a drunken grouper? You’re giving grog to a fish? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/63 "2018-10-04T13:19:05Z")
'Cause I’m a groper, I’m a grinner I’m a poker, and I’m a sinner I do my groping in the sun I’m a groper, I’m a smoker I’m a midnight stroker I sure don’t want to hurt no one I’m a groper I’m a grinner I’m a lover And I’m a sinner I do my groping in the sun I’m a groper I’m a smoker I’m a midnight stroker I get my groping on the run ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/64 "2018-10-04T14:55:00Z")
I hate myself for groping you Can’t feel things like the way that you do You wanna talk but I’m all over you That’s why I hate myself for groping you. –Inigrope Jett & the Blackhearts ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/65 "2018-10-04T15:45:10Z")
These posts have been groped by the Gropist! Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/66 "2018-10-04T19:12:47Z")
I read the news today, oh boy About some men busted for groping And yes the news was rather glad And I just had to laugh I saw the photograph ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/67 "2018-10-04T19:41:40Z")
Gropin’, got my chips cashed in Keep gropin’, like the Kava-man Drunken, allegedly in line, Just keep gropin’ on ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/68 "2018-10-04T21:15:42Z")
Hey there baby, you’re the one, Groping you is lots of fun! Hey there baby you know I’ll be groping you, she-do-bee-doo… ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/69 "2018-10-04T21:38:45Z")
Ah - Now I don’t hardly know her But I think I can grope her Crimson and Clover… ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/70 "2018-10-04T21:57:00Z")
Buddy you’re a boy, make a big noise Playing with yourself Think you’ll be a big man someday? You got mud on your face You’re a big disgrace Groping your way all over the place. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/71 "2018-10-04T22:17:38Z")
You’re so gropey, You probably think this song is about you… ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/72 "2018-10-04T22:23:51Z")
Mama Just groped a girl Put my dong against her head Pulled my trigger, now she’s red Mama Court had just begun And now I’ve gone and thrown it all away… ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/73 "2018-10-05T00:12:41Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > These posts have been groped by the Gropist! > > Regards, > Shodan > [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > The Gropist? 😉 I don’t _care_ what the neighbours say, I’m gonna grope you, each and every day. All my gropin, I will send to you-u-uuuuuu. All my gropin, Darling grope me true. ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/74 "2018-10-05T00:33:13Z")
It’s my party and I’ll grope if I want to Grope if I want to, grope if I want to… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/75 "2018-10-05T01:06:25Z")
I groped a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry… ---
**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/76 "2018-10-05T02:50:16Z")
> [@pohjonen](#): > > It’s my party and I’ll grope if I want to > Grope if I want to, grope if I want to… Now it’s Judy’s turn to grope Judy’s turn to grope… ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/77 "2018-10-05T03:09:21Z")
My big brother used to go around singing this old Platters song, with a variation: My prayer … is to finger with you. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/78 "2018-10-05T03:29:19Z")
Girl, hit your hallelujah, whooo Uptown gropes gonna give it to ya… ---
**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/79 "2018-10-05T07:30:26Z")
I come from London town I’m just, an ordinary guy Friday’s I go groping in the Louuuuuuuuuuuuvre. I’m bound to be out groping on a Saturday night, I’ll be groping on a sunday afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/80 "2018-10-05T08:50:37Z")
Grope me two times Grope me twice today Grope me two times I’m goin’ away Grope me two times One for tomorrow One just for today Grope me two times I’m goin’ away!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137.md?page=5)