# Everybody must get groped...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 28, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137 "2018-09-28T20:40:27Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everybody-must-get-groped/822137/101 "2018-10-15T00:50:42Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Four to grope…

/earth-shattering nitpick/ I believe that would be “Now grope, cat grope” /earth-shattering nitpick/

And I’m gonna keep on, groping you-uuu  
Cause it’s the only thing I wanna do-ooo  
I don’t wanna sleep  
I just wanna keep on, groping youuuu.

Heard it from a friend who-oo-oo  
Heard it from a friend who-oo-oo  
Heard it from another you been gropin’ arou-ou-ounnd

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