# Everyone, guess what? SILO has a large PENIS!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 4, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681 "2000-10-04T22:06:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/1 "2000-10-04T22:06:58Z")
I thought I’d announce that for you in a subject line since there might be one or two newbies on the SDMB who might have overlooked one of the multiple posts of yours when you make reference, joke about, or allude to your supposedly large wiener. Examples? [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40867) and [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24960&pagenumber=2) and [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39549). I only searched for five minutes, I’m sure you can find an assload more if you want to. Like I said, I was afraid there might be a random soul here or there that might not know about your enormous cock. Thought I’d help them out on what they’re missing. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/2 "2000-10-04T22:21:37Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/3 "2000-10-04T22:22:56Z")
I got an enormous cock too. What are you trying to get at? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/4 "2000-10-04T22:24:50Z")
You think Silo’s boner is big? Wait 'til you see THIS… uh… wait… Shit, where’d it go? Here, woody, woody, woody… ---
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/5 "2000-10-04T22:44:14Z")
My boner could knock **Silo** ’s member head over balls. I’ve got the biggest cock here! And I’m told it tastes better than most, as well. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/6 "2000-10-04T22:46:21Z")
I thought at least one of your links would lead to a picture. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/7 "2000-10-04T23:06:30Z")
I’ve got a big cock. Sure, it’s attached to my fiance, but he lets me borrow it from time to time… ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/8 "2000-10-04T23:16:05Z")
Hey! I thought you were sick of all the sex talk! Bad, bad Drain Bead! No biscuit for you! ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/9 "2000-10-04T23:36:16Z")
all right now … which one of you is misbehaving and needs to be wakked upside the head with 9 inches of limp dick? ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/10 "2000-10-04T23:43:29Z")
Reminds me of an old joke, and I’ll time the arrival of the punchline . . . “How do you make my dick 11 inches long” tick tick tick tick . . . . ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/11 "2000-10-05T00:23:49Z")
Fold it in half. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/12 "2000-10-05T00:26:44Z")
Get these little straws away from me guys, you’re tickling me. All hail ClogCock, 50 Metric Centimeters of Cold Hard Man Meat. Jesus, Silo, how can you keep this shit up? I feel dirty just typing this sort of thing 😃 ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/13 "2000-10-05T00:46:27Z")
One time, when I was in Puerto Rico, I went to a cockfight. It was pretty disappointing. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/14 "2000-10-05T00:50:32Z")
I have one too!! [sub]Of course it’s in a jar of formaldehyde on my desk, but still…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Stylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Stylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stylus)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/15 "2000-10-05T01:09:27Z")
Damn, with all these huge cocks around I feel even more inadequate. My girl says it’s fine the way it is, but what she doesn’t know is that I use a strap-on when she’s not looking. Maybe if I just pull on it while I’m in the shower or taking a dump, it might grow or something. What do you think I should do? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/16 "2000-10-05T01:28:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > \*\*I thought I’d announce that for you in a subject line since there might be one or two newbies on the SDMB who might have overlooked one of the multiple posts of yours when you make reference, joke about, or allude to your supposedly large wiener. > > Examples? [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40867) and [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24960&pagenumber=2) and [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39549). I only searched for five minutes, I’m sure you can find an assload more if you want to. > > Like I said, I was afraid there might be a random soul here or there that might not know about your enormous cock. Thought I’d help them out on what they’re missing. :rolleyes: \*\* You go out of your way to devote an entire thread to my PENIS!?!? You sick bastard!!! Why don’t you devote a thread to the _insecurity_ you have concerning the size of your own penis. Oh whoops! you just basically did that. Even though you claim to have spent five minutes searching my posts, you probably spent all day searching _specifically_ to find information on my penis! This shows that _A_ you have no life; _B_ you’re too hyper-focused on other’s penises because your genetics left you with a mere toothpick capable of only satisfying little woodland creatures; _C_ you’re wasting BBQ Pit bandwidth; and _D_ you accidentally posted on the Straight Dope MB when you should have posted on the Small Dick MB. :wally 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/17 "2000-10-05T02:11:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > \*\*you probably spent all day searching _specifically_ to find information on my penis! \*\* Well, hell…so did _I._ I’m sure a _lot_ of us here did. Right, guys? Back me up, here. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/18 "2000-10-05T02:56:42Z")
I, too, have a big cock. See it [here](http://www.larryspoultry.com/crow%20%20rooster.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/19 "2000-10-05T03:01:54Z")
Can someone explain to me why guys think having excessively large penises is a **good** thing? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/20 "2000-10-05T03:10:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*I, too, have a big cock. See it [here](http://www.larryspoultry.com/crow%20%20rooster.jpg). \*\* Damn Mr. C, what happens when your big cock explodes? BTW, here’s a picture of mine: [here](http://hometown.aol.com/antifluxx/index.html) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681.md?page=2)