# Everyone, guess what? SILO has a large PENIS!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 4, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681 "2000-10-04T22:06:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/21 "2000-10-05T03:52:36Z")
I somehow doubt that anyone here has anything that can compare to my Alexander the Great ( or as my wife affectionately calls it, The PainStick ). But in case some of these dicks aren’t completely limp, here is [the message board](http://forums.lpsg.org/) that I use to cope with my gargantuan sized cock. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/22 "2000-10-05T03:58:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > > \*\*I, too, have a big cock. See it [here](http://www.larryspoultry.com/crow%20%20rooster.jpg). \*\* > > Damn Mr. C, what happens when your big cock explodes? > > BTW, here’s a picture of mine: [here](http://hometown.aol.com/antifluxx/index.html) \*\* You bastard. ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/23 "2000-10-05T04:05:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2sense \* > \*\*But in case some of these dicks aren’t completely limp, here is [the message board](http://forums.lpsg.org/) that I use to cope with my gargantuan sized cock. \*\* Oh. My. God! **2sense** , you ran out, rented server space, bought a copy of the vB software and set that up as a joke, right? Please, please, _please_ tell me that that is a joke. And **mouthbreather** : > [@](#): > > \*\*…multiple posts of yours when you make reference, joke about, or allude to your [**Silo** ’s] supposedly large wiener. …I only searched for five minutes, I’m sure you can find an assload more if you want to. \*\* Uhhh… poor choice of words. _Yuck._ ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/24 "2000-10-05T04:13:04Z")
The question is, were you a _mouthbreather_ when you discovered Silo has a large cock? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/25 "2000-10-05T04:24:51Z")
> [@](#): > > Jesus, Silo, how can you keep this shit up? Viagra. [sub]Oh, c’mon, SOMEONE had to do it. Hey, stop throwing things![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/26 "2000-10-05T04:48:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Drain Bead \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Jesus, Silo, how can you keep this shit up? > > Viagra. > > [sub]Oh, c’mon, SOMEONE had to do it. Hey, stop throwing things![/sub] \*\* Aww Drain ;), I think neither Coldfire nor I need Viagra. [sub]OMG!!! I used Coldfire, Viagra, and I in the same sentence!![/sub]^:eek:^ ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/27 "2000-10-05T04:49:40Z")
Dear Mouthbreather, Congratulations! You have posted to the BBQ Pit. Warmest wishes are in order. Please be advised to check for consistency when you post in the Pit in future. By way of an example, leave us examine your post “Everyone, guess what? SILO has a large PENIS!!” This post is incorrectly formatted. The word “has” has been substituted for the word “is.” Please rectify such errors in future before posting. Again, thank you for your useless and wholly unnecessary comment. Sincerely, ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/28 "2000-10-05T06:10:26Z")
Hmm. Mouthbreather spends 5 minutes searching for Silo’s big penis. Res Ipsa Loquitor. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/29 "2000-10-05T06:17:35Z")
> [@](#): > > All hail ClogCock, 50 Metric Centimeters of Cold Hard Man Meat. Clog’ems, I’m a-gonna put that on my quote list (no, you have no choice in the matter!! Booyah!!) Sheesh, you guys, you still measure your dicks in paltry inches and ::scoff:: centimeters? I measure mine in YARDS!! I call it Stanley, and it spews gallons at a time. All hail Stanley, the almighty boner!!! Woo!! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/30 "2000-10-05T07:54:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\*Hmm. > > Mouthbreather spends 5 minutes searching for Silo’s big penis.\*\* Maybe we should all chip in and buy him a magnifying glass? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/31 "2000-10-05T08:01:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > \*\*Hmm. > > > > Mouthbreather spends 5 minutes searching for Silo’s big penis.\*\* > > Maybe we should all chip in and buy him a magnifying glass? \*\* I’m not touching that one with a ten foot…never mind. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/32 "2000-10-05T08:08:24Z")
you’re all going to burn in the **LAKE OF FIRE** for this one. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/33 "2000-10-05T08:21:28Z")
I’m sorry but with all these claims of large penis size, we are going to have to have a judge and since no one else wants to do it (::tying everyone else’s hands down:: ), I will volunteer my services. Alright, guys, let’s see 'em. Let’s get those pictures taken, scanned and sent to me at [evilbeth@hotmail.com](mailto:evilbeth@hotmail.com). I shall then return and report my findings. BTW, Ukulele Ike, that was fucking hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/34 "2000-10-05T08:35:50Z")
Silo, is this an accurate depiction of your [huge cock?](http://www.portalmix.com/pics6.htm) [sub]Sorry, someone had to do it…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/35 "2000-10-05T14:37:46Z")
… So I said, “Yeah, the water’s cold, and it’s deep, too!” ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/36 "2000-10-05T14:45:19Z")
Besides, it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion. Personally, I view excessively large penises as interesting to view, but useless to use. I prefer a nice, regular-sized one that’s more mouth-size. ---
**Author:** ![Biffer\_Spice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Biffer\_Spice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffer_Spice)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/37 "2000-10-05T14:50:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > [BYou go out of your way to devote an entire thread to my PENIS!?!? You sick bastard!!! Why don’t you devote a thread to the _insecurity_ you have concerning the size of your own penis. Oh whoops! you just basically did that. > > Even though you claim to have spent five minutes searching my posts, you probably spent all day searching _specifically_ to find information on my penis! This shows that _A_ you have no life; _B_ you’re too hyper-focused on other’s penises because your genetics left you with a mere toothpick capable of only satisfying little woodland creatures; _C_ you’re wasting BBQ Pit bandwidth; and _D_ you accidentally posted on the Straight Dope MB when you should have posted on the Small Dick MB.\*\* Yeah, and telling other people yours is really big, whenever you get the opportunity, isn’t the action of someone feeling insecure themselves, oh no. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/38 "2000-10-05T14:53:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > All hail Stanley, the almighty boner!!! Woo!! \*\* Spoofe, you are an almighty boner. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/39 "2000-10-05T15:32:58Z")
> [@](#): > > You go out of your way to devote an entire thread to my PENIS!?!? You sick bastard!!! Why don’t you devote a thread to the insecurity you have concerning the size of your own penis. Oh whoops! you just basically did that. You are a Grade-A dipshit. An entire thread? You’ve devoted your every other post in MPSIMS about your cock. And I’m the one with insecurities? You are a moron. > [@](#): > > Even though you claim to have spent five minutes searching my posts, you probably spent all day searching specifically to find information on my penis! Wrong. I ran across your latest post in MPSIMS about you having suck a big schlong that you’d need to fuck a whale, or some 4th grade shit like that. And it reminded me that you do this shit quite often. It is annoying, much like listening to a three year old whine. > [@](#): > > This shows that _A_ you have no life; _B_ you’re too hyper-focused on other’s penises because your genetics left you with a mere toothpick capable of only satisfying little woodland creatures; _C_ you’re wasting BBQ Pit bandwidth; and _D_ you accidentally posted on the Straight Dope MB when you should have posted on the Small Dick MB. A.) If your definition of life is constantly bragging on dick size, little boy, then I sure as hell dont want a pathetic life like yours. b.) I don’t need to defend my size. My GF is quite happy. c.) you’re one to talk about wasting bandwith, eh Mastersilo? d.) see answer B. And 0 points for your attempt at being clever. I guess the old MM troll wasn’t too far off from your real personality, was it? You’re nothing but a sophomoric piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/40 "2000-10-05T15:43:19Z")
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