# Everyone, guess what? SILO has a large PENIS!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 4, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681 "2000-10-04T22:06:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bobort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bobort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobort)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/41 "2000-10-05T16:04:23Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\* All hail ClogCock_\* I feel your pain, man. It’s really embarrassing when that happens. Just a word of advice if I may: **Drano is not a good idea**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Harris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c37758/32.png) [@Harris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harris)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/42 "2000-10-05T16:33:48Z")
Hey, what did the guy with the four foot cock have for breakfast? . . . . Well this morning I had a boiled egg!!! ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/43 "2000-10-05T16:34:49Z")
I said > [@](#): > > …having suck a big schlong that… D’oh! that should be **such**. Please follow up with all of your jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/44 "2000-10-05T16:42:18Z")
Since the object of this board as a whole is to fight ignorance and determine the truth of the matter… Aenea? Could you handle a trip to Richmond to determine the truth of this situation? And take what actions may be necessary as a result of your research? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/45 "2000-10-05T17:03:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > You are a Grade-A dipshit. An entire thread? You’ve devoted your every other post in MPSIMS about your cock. And I’m the one with insecurities? You are a moron. Every other post eh? You need a reality check dumbass, and maybe a sense of humor too. Taking someone’s penis to the pit shows your insecurity about your penis. Your response is so lame I actually printed it out on toilet paper and wiped my ass with it. > [@](#): > > Wrong. I ran across your latest post in MPSIMS about you having (suck) (\*you illiterate pile of shit) a big schlong that you’d need to fuck a whale, or some 4th grade shit like that. And it reminded me that you do this shit quite often. It is annoying, much like listening to a three year old whine. It was a joke you fucking idiot. If it bothers you that much why don’t you go fuck yourself. Whoops, I forgot, you’re so small you can’t fuck anything let alone yourself. > [@](#): > > A.) If your definition of life is constantly bragging on dick size, little boy, then I sure as hell dont want a pathetic life like yours. If this is the best you can come up with? you are a grade-A ignoramus. Btw, dont is supposed to have one of these: **'** > [@](#): > > b.) I don’t need to defend my size. My GF is quite happy. I’m glad to hear your pet Gerbil is happy. > [@](#): > > c.) you’re one to talk about wasting bandwith, eh Mastersilo? At least I can spell bandwidth, loser. > [@](#): > > d.) see answer B. And 0 points for your attempt at being clever. Zero points for your IQ. Like I really took a lot of time in crafting that response, dipshit. > [@](#): > > I guess the old MM troll wasn’t too far off from your real personality, was it? You’re nothing but a sophomoric piece of shit. > \*\* Actually, shithead, I couldn’t help but make a joke out of your thread. You’re reading too much into this you pathetic loser. ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/46 "2000-10-05T17:12:54Z")
You know, this _was_ pretty good: > [@](#): > > \*\* > Your response is so lame I actually printed it out on toilet paper and wiped my ass with it. \*\* Gotta give credit where credit is due. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/47 "2000-10-05T17:33:26Z")
Allow me to bathe in the fountain of your knowledge. - Taking someone’s penis to the pit shows my insecurity about my penis. - I’m illiterate because I had a typo with suck/such, I left out an apostrophe out of don’t, and I mispelled bandwidth. - My girlfriend is a gerbil. - My IQ is zero. How could I possibly debate any of these points? You have, with one impressive post, shut down me down. Ever think of becomming a lawyer? Your arguing skills are impeccable. :rolleyes: Here you go numbnuts, I’ll spell it out for you, S L OW L Y: You talk about your penis. A lot. You can continue to do so, or you can stop. At this point, either one is fine with me. I called you on the fact that you seem to be spellbound with talking about your dick size. The fact that I called you on it doesn’t mean that I have insecurities about my penis, despite the fact that all that pigshit floating around in your skull tells you otherwise. You can call me stupid, tell me I have a small penis, tell me that I fuck my pet gerbil, tell me whatever you want to. You’re actually very boring when you try to be insulting. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/48 "2000-10-05T18:15:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sdimbert \* > \*\*You know, this _was_ pretty good: > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > Your response is so lame I actually printed it out on toilet paper and wiped my ass with it. > > \*\* > > Gotta give credit where credit is due. \*\* Concur 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/49 "2000-10-05T18:30:03Z")
> [@](#): > > I called you on the fact that you seem to be spellbound with talking about your dick size. Well you seem spellbound with discussing the fact that you think I’m spellbound about my “dick size.” :wally Now go away, your Gerbil needs attended to, I can hear her jumping up and down in her cardboard box. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/50 "2000-10-05T18:45:40Z")
> [@](#): > > All hail ClogCock, 50 Metric Centimeters of Cold Hard Man Meat. Are there other centimeters than the metric kind? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/51 "2000-10-05T20:54:13Z")
> [@](#): > > So I said, "Yeah, the water’s cold, and it’s deep, too Actually, its the bends in the pipe that get me… And since it seems to be the thing to do, here is my [picture](http://www.angelfire.com/md2/george21/). ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/52 "2000-10-05T21:18:19Z")
> [@](#): > > And since it seems to be the thing to do, here is my picture. All Hail weirddave… ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/53 "2000-10-06T00:12:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I called you on the fact that you seem to be spellbound with talking about your dick size. > > Well you seem spellbound with discussing the fact that you think I’m spellbound about my “dick size.” > > Now go away, your Gerbil needs attended to, I can hear her jumping up and down in her cardboard box. > \*\* I’m Spellbound? No, I think not. I only brought it up (for the first and last time)in this thread. You have a fixation with your crotch. I don’t actually expect to get a real response from you, I expect some tangential insult. Thats all you seem to be capable of, as you have not yet once addressed my point. If you come back with some lame post about me fucking a gerbil or the like, I won’t bother responding. You can dodge the question and claim victory. You seem to be quite good at it so far. So, one last attempt here. Why the fixation? [sub]BTW, weirddave, too funny.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/54 "2000-10-06T00:27:10Z")
weirddave, you are now the funniest fuckin’ fucker on the board. (Hey, it’s the Pit, gratuitous “fuck”-ing is a requirement.) That picture is _hilarious!_ Oh wait, excuse me…that picture was _fuckin’ hilarious!_ My only comment on the “meat” (heh heh) of this thread: Penis talk is boring, whether it’s bragging about size or attacking someone by calling them “toothpick dick.” We’re not 14 anymore, folks; insulting cock size is not the Supreme Offensive. Take it to email, man, y’all are boring. (except for the big dick jokes…heheh. Hamadryad told me this one: "My dick is so big, movie theater popcorn now comes in four sizes–small, medium, large, and _my dick_ --Drew Carey.) ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/55 "2000-10-06T00:27:32Z")
This has got to be the lamest Pit thread this side of “Peeing in the shower”. Damn, Mouthbreather, some people like to make dick jokes. Big fuckin’ deal. Move on! There are other things to whine about! Like the unreasonably high cost of extra-extra-extra-extra-large condoms, for one. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/56 "2000-10-06T00:48:53Z")
well, weirddave, if I wake up with night terrors, it’s ALL YOUR FAULT!! \ ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/57 "2000-10-06T00:48:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*Since the object of this board as a whole is to fight ignorance and determine the truth of the matter… > Aenea? Could you handle a trip to Richmond to determine the truth of this situation? And take what actions may be necessary as a result of your research? > > 😃 \*\* Ha! 😃 Well Polycarp, it’s not like he didn’t have the chance to back up his big mouth at least once. As you all know, when proof of his ceasless stupid prattle was demanded, he quickly declined. Make no mistake, despite his lame-o protests, when he was called on his shit, he could not back it up. He’s a 21 year old kid, who talks big on the net, and is an aggressive driver in his truck (just ask him, he does), but IRL he’s not so bad ass. At all. That’s about as nice as I can say it Silo. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/58 "2000-10-06T02:18:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > **Your response is so lame I actually printed it out on toilet paper and wiped my ass with it.** Oh my, this is great. I can’t stop laughing, thinking of tractor-feed toilet paper… ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/59 "2000-10-06T02:23:53Z")
and I’m not especially eager to see **anyone’s** penis. Big, small, fat, thin, bald, hairy, normal, Circus-freakish, gold, silver, or bronzed, quiet, throbbing, or undulating - whatever. So count me out. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681/60 "2000-10-06T02:31:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Make no mistake, despite his lame-o protests, when he was called on his shit, he could not back it up. He’s a 21 year old kid, who talks big on the net, and is an aggressive driver in his truck (just ask him, he does), but IRL he’s not so bad ass. At all. I don’t drive a truck, aenea. You know, you’re the second person I met IRL over the Internet. First you lightly insulted me(–which I understood your premise in doing so at the time), then you asked me to show you my dick. I’m sorry, but that seemed a bit weird at, and I wasn’t really quite sure why you wanted to see it. You blurted out that you were married too, to be honest I was giving thought to considering it until you said that. Sorry I’m not that extroverted that I’d whip out my dick in public, or in private, with someone I don’t know at all and apon first impression seems rather astranged. I seriously doubt a single male on this board would have taken you up on your offer in that exact situation. But hey, we’ll prolly cross paths at a future dopefest sometime. I’ll leave it at that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-guess-what-silo-has-a-large-penis/35681.md?page=4)