# Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. Mike Tyson fights Friday night!

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 12, 2024, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144 "2024-11-12T13:47:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/141 "2024-11-16T04:52:57Z")

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Netflix has been getting flakier and flakier for me throughout the evening and is now down completely for me too.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/142 "2024-11-16T04:53:09Z")

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I lost the ringside chatter but got the video back in time for the national anthem.

I predict the fight will go three rounds but the feed will go down in two

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/143 "2024-11-16T04:53:20Z")

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He was knocked out at least once (Buster Douglas). They showed it in the montage.

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**Author:** ![MarkF2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@MarkF2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkF2004)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/144 "2024-11-16T04:53:53Z")

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Insomnia has a grip on me so I just watched the Taylor / Serrano fight. Wow. Tremendous effort by both.

The second of Serrano is a graceless twonk. Taylor has a very scruffy style and to be aware of that and fail to adapt suggests you maybe aren’t doing your job right. A better advised boxer would have let Taylor chase her round the ring and pick her off at will. Going in (literally) head to head plays into Taylor’s style.

Then to impugn the ref after as well…

I thought Taylor did better than the commentary team scored her but the proper judges got it just about correct.

Terrific fight, the commentator needs to be stuffed into a sack.

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**Author:** ![Jas09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jas09](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jas09)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/145 "2024-11-16T04:54:07Z")

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Yeah. Buster Douglas knocked him out. 30 year ago.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/146 "2024-11-16T04:56:05Z")

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Okay, a car isn’t nearly as cool as Fury getting carried in on a litter.

And Phil Collins? Seriously?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/147 "2024-11-16T04:56:17Z")

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Jake Paul rolling in so slow. Just get in there, buddy.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/148 "2024-11-16T04:57:28Z")

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If Mike lands a massive blow and cuts this Paul idiot, the roof might blow off the dump.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/149 "2024-11-16T04:58:47Z")

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Video. Buffer. Video. Buffer. I feel like I’m watching a bad PowerPoint deck

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/150 "2024-11-16T05:00:25Z")

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Oof, Mike looks old to me.

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**Author:** ![Jas09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jas09](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jas09)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/151 "2024-11-16T05:00:26Z")

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Yeah so much for Netflix getting NFL games if this is the best they can do.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/152 "2024-11-16T05:00:30Z")

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Video just died during the intros. Wonderful experience I tell you.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/153 "2024-11-16T05:01:34Z")

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I was able to get in and I’m seeing smooth video but it doesn’t look very high quality. Bouts of 240p I think.

Going to go ahead and pause this and go out for a smoke and hope to improve this video quality by being 10 minutes behind.

(I’m using just a standard roku connected to the tv.)

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/154 "2024-11-16T05:01:38Z")

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I’m using the Netflix app on my PC and it has been working the whole time albeit quality fluctuates.

Might be worth a try.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/155 "2024-11-16T05:02:11Z")

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The NFL needs to fire up their lawyers now. If they can’t handle this, Xmas day football is going to be a disaster.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/156 "2024-11-16T05:02:47Z")

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I’m pretty sure the issue is with the CDN so it’ll be highly regional.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/157 "2024-11-16T05:04:11Z")

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Jeez are they milking this whole thing. Now at after 12 EST, starting hour 5 and day 2 of the whole extravaganza.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/158 "2024-11-16T05:04:52Z")

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Mike doesn’t look as muscular as I expected.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/159 "2024-11-16T05:06:01Z")

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Tyson is looking old and not on fire. Doesn’t seem fired up and looking for blood (or confident).

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-has-a-plan-until-they-get-punched-in-the-mouth-mike-tyson-fights-friday-night/1010144/160 "2024-11-16T05:07:50Z")

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Tyson strategy seems to be to come out hard and fast. Paul seems to want to slow it down, tire Tyson out. Get him later.

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