# Everyone is so goddamn smart. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 29, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771 "2011-07-29T20:39:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/21 "2011-07-31T03:36:08Z")
Is there a point? Or are you just brushing up on your small talk? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/22 "2011-07-31T14:18:39Z")
“I pay you every month like a greengrocer!” ---
**Author:** ![brossa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brossa/32/3040_2.png) [@brossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brossa)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/23 "2011-07-31T14:26:19Z")
Tell me why I came. _The oldest reason there is._ There are friendlier places to drink. ---
**Author:** ![Timchik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@Timchik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Timchik)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/24 "2011-07-31T14:53:26Z")
If I’d known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I’d’ve memorized the Song of Solomon. ---
**Author:** ![Rattlehead02](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rattlehead02/32/3944_2.png) [@Rattlehead02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rattlehead02)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/25 "2011-07-31T16:12:58Z")
I’ve never met anyone who made being a son of a bitch such a point of pride. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/26 "2011-07-31T19:08:23Z")
When I’ve raised Hell, sister, you’ll know it. ---
**Author:** ![Mewl\_Dear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mewl\_Dear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mewl_Dear)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/27 "2011-07-31T19:46:47Z")
You’re a hooker, I thought I was just doing great with you. ---
**Author:** ![diku](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@diku](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diku)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/28 "2011-08-01T00:19:37Z")
Shut up! Or maybe you still got too many teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/29 "2011-08-01T00:51:23Z")
All in all not a bad guy - if looks, brains and personality don’t count. ---
**Author:** ![diku](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@diku](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diku)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/30 "2011-08-01T04:10:05Z")
You better hope they don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/31 "2011-08-01T06:55:40Z")
OH Danny Boy… ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/32 "2011-08-01T07:28:46Z")
I am awake. Your eyes are shut. Who you gonna believe? ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/33 "2011-08-01T08:04:58Z")
> [@Mewl\_Dear](#): > > You’re a hooker, I thought I was just doing great with you. Wrong movie! When I saw this thread I immediately watched Miller’s Crossing on Netflix, and it was hard to stop myself from posting all the cool lines as they came up. So, like I tell all my boys: always put one in the brain. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771/34 "2011-08-01T17:50:10Z")
Don’t smart me! See I wanna watch you squirm; I wanna see you sweat a little, and when you smart me… it ruins it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-is-so-goddamn-smart/590771.md?page=1)