# Everyone named Gord is from Canada

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 12, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784 "2021-03-12T15:47:28Z")\
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I can’t recall hearing a US person who goes by Gord but I am sure there are some. Saw yet another Gord from Canada today.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/2 "2021-03-12T15:59:44Z")

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Klaatu poutine curling eh.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/3 "2021-03-12T16:07:54Z")

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At least one is.  
[![](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0902/5612/products/gordon_lightfoot_gords_gold_vinyl_front_cover.jpg?v=1583550858) ](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0902/5612/products/gordon_lightfoot_gords_gold_vinyl_front_cover.jpg?v=1583550858)

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/4 "2021-03-12T16:14:11Z")

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never seen him called Gord

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/5 "2021-03-12T16:16:26Z")

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Oh, when I saw the title I thought Gord as a last name.

But Gord short for Gordon? Never even heard it. Gordie/Gordy, yeah, though most of the Gordons I’ve met were called…

wait for it…

Gordon.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/6 "2021-03-12T16:41:30Z")

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I have the perfect reply for this thread, but it won’t let me post an image. I am annoyed.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/7 "2021-03-12T16:50:00Z")

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The album posted is called “Gord’s Gold,” but Lightfoot is of course Canadian.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/8 "2021-03-12T16:52:55Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Oh, when I saw the title I thought Gord as a last name.
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> But Gord short for Gordon? Never even heard it. Gordie/Gordy, yeah, though most of the Gordons I’ve met were called…
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> wait for it…
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> Gordon.

Well, there was this one guy named Gordon, but everybody called him Alf, and he wasn’t Canadian.

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/9 "2021-03-12T16:55:02Z")

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Flash Gordon is from Canada?

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/10 "2021-03-12T16:57:47Z")

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According to wikipedia all the famous people named Gord are… Canadians:

> **[Gord (given name)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gord_(given_name))**
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> Gord is a given name, usually a diminutive form of Gordon, and as such is seen as uniquely and idiosyncratically Canadian.
> Notable people with the name include:

The amusing thing is that in the UK, GORD is what we in the US would call GERD (Gastroesophageal reflux disease). In Britain its called Gastro-oesophageal reflux disease, hence the O instead of the E…

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/11 "2021-03-12T17:03:40Z")

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I mean, a super Canadian band even named their album “Gordon.”

 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e34dd50f47db2803de8f2af815ea789e886976bb.jpeg)

The Tragically Hip’s lead singer, one of Canada’s most beloved musicians ever, was a Gord. Feeling they were not sufficiently Canadian, they also made sure the bassist was named Gord.

The most Canadian name possible is Gord MacKenzie, and yes, Canada is full of them.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/12 "2021-03-12T19:22:47Z")

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My brother-in-law is called Gord.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/13 "2021-03-12T19:26:10Z")

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Gord Tough, Kathleen Edwards’ guitarist, is both a terrific player and Canadian.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/14 "2021-03-12T20:19:14Z")

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> [@ISiddiqui](#):
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> The amusing thing is that in the UK, GORD is what we in the US would call GERD (Gastroesophageal reflux disease). In Britain its called Gastro-oesophageal reflux disease, hence the O instead of the E…

And to come full circle, “Gerd” is a popular German first name, on its own and sometimes as a short form of “Gerhard”. One of my cousins is called Gerd.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/15 "2021-03-12T20:37:00Z")

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There appear to be many famous Gordons all over the world. Many of them are American …

> **[Gordon (given name) | List of people](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_(given_name)#List_of_people)**
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> 1.Saint Gordon of Rome or Saint Gordianus (d. 362), Roman saint martyred under Julian the Apostate |
> 2.Gordon (slave) (fl. 1863), African-American slave and US Civil War soldier |
> 3.Gordon Abbott (1914–1986), Australian rules footballer |
> 4.Gordon Allport (1897–1967), American psychologist |
> 5.Gord Ash (b. 1951), assistant general manager for the Milwaukee Brewers |
> 6.Gordon Bajnai (b. 1968), Hungarian politician, ex-Prime Minister of Hungary |
> 7.Gordon Banks (1937–2019), English football p...

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/16 "2021-03-12T20:49:46Z")

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The first Gordon that comes to my mind though is an Englishman from Sheffield, Gordon Banks, legendary English football goalkeeper, the “Banks of England”.

> **[Gordon Banks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Banks)**
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> Gordon Banks OBE (30 December 1937 – 12 February 2019) was an English professional footballer who played as a goalkeeper. Widely regarded as one of the greatest goalkeepers of all time, he made 679 appearances during a 20-year professional career, and won 73 caps for England, highlighted by starting every game of the nation's 1966 World Cup victory.
> Banks joined Chesterfield in March 1953, and played for their youth team in the 1956 FA Youth C...

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/17 "2021-03-12T21:01:44Z")

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I know a professor at McGill who goes by Gord. Full Canadian. Plays hockey at 60.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/18 "2021-03-12T21:02:50Z")

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Just to re-emphasize the OP, this thread is about “Gord”, not “Gordon”.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/19 "2021-03-12T21:14:12Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> Just to re-emphasize the OP, this thread is about “Gord”, not “Gordon”

And, interestingly, in the Wikipedia link to “Gordon” that @wolfpup shared, one of the names which shows up in the thumbnail is [Gord Ash](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gord_Ash), an executive with the Milwaukee Brewers. Mr. Ash, not surprisingly, is from Toronto.

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-named-gord-is-from-canada/937784/20 "2021-03-12T21:51:33Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/JQD7ArOHpQI/hqdefault.jpg "The Red Green Show - Ranger Gord learns to speak Beaver. from Ep. 1 (1991)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQD7ArOHpQI)

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