# EVERYONE--PLEASE JOIN ME IN WISHING SHAYNA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2000, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496 "2000-05-25T07:49:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/21 "2000-05-25T17:14:26Z")
Happy Birthday Shayna šŸ™‚ Many more! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/22 "2000-05-25T17:32:52Z")
Happy happy birthday to Shayna, without whom I would probably still be smoking. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/23 "2000-05-25T17:51:56Z")
Happy Birthday Shayna!! U hiring a stripper for the party? Go for it girlfriend!! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/24 "2000-05-25T17:56:09Z")
Happy, Happy Birthday, Shayna!! Iā€™m so glad that youā€™re celebrating your birthday smoke-free!!! I hope you have an absolutely _ **awesome** _ day! \ Hereā€™s to your day, may the good Lord bless you with much joy, and may He allow you to bless our presence for many, many more years to come! You **ROCK!!** girlfriend! šŸ˜ƒ \ For you, I went to my pool class this morning, and I did some extra exercises, and I will not eat any junk food today. \ ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/25 "2000-05-25T19:00:55Z")
Joyeux Anniversaire Shayna! Are you taking the day off and doing something fun for your birthday? Pamper yourself today! ---
**Author:** ![Amazingrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Amazingrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazingrace)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/26 "2000-05-25T19:18:26Z")
Happy birthday Shayna! May you have many more šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/27 "2000-05-25T22:15:51Z")
Shayna-- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you have a wonderful, fabulous, terrific, amazing, and of course, smoke-free day!!! When you celebrate, have a drink for me. Iā€™ll be there in spirit šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/28 "2000-05-25T23:12:45Z")
OMG - you guys are the best!! DRY, that post was hilarious - I love it! Thank you so much. You must be one heck of a lurker to have read enough topics to know when my birthday is. I donā€™t know if I should be flattered or frightened - LOL! Thank you, again. Oh, and about that Jewish thingā€¦ Iā€™ll take converts. šŸ˜‰ Thank you to everyone for taking the time to wish me a happy birthday today; smug, Osip, Grace, Pink Slinky, MoosieGirl, mega the roo, GolfWidow, SingleDad, GreenEyes, Amazingraceā€¦ evilbeth, Iā€™d like to be able to say it feels great to celebrate smoke-free - but it doesnā€™t. LOL I want a tequila shot and a smoke so bad!!! šŸ˜ƒ But I wonā€™t, so donā€™t worry! ChiefScott, for your awesome ability at guessing ages, youā€™ve not only got a corner piece of cake, but one with a rose, too! In fact, make that 2 roses!! zyada, who said you could flirt in my birthday thread, huh? Donā€™t you know thereā€™s already a thread for just that purpose? Iā€™m trying to do a conversion here, so **back off!** Hehehe - just kidding. {{hugs}} beatle, wow, Iā€™ve never quite heard those particular notes in the birthday song before. Very impressive! Thanks! Mr. Cynical, if you get started now, you could be here in time for the stripper. Weā€™ll make sure to wait, just for you! Iā€™ll be partying aaaaaaall night long, so you wonā€™t miss a thing. Come on down! beefymeg, I will do my best not to let anyone pass gas at my party, thanks! Oncle BiĆØre, with a birthday wish like that, of course you may be my friend. Just donā€™t piss off UncleBeer too much, or I might have to rescind that. šŸ˜‰ UncleBeer, I didnā€™t think your post was ruined. I got a birthday wish _and_ a smilie. Perfect! handy, who do I look like, Portia DeRossi? Put that brush away before I have to come up there and hurt you. Ok, ok, Iā€™ll let you spank me once. Just donā€™t say I never did anything for you! šŸ˜‰ Michi, for you, a DOUBLE scoop! What kind would you like? You want nuts with that? Oh wait, youā€™re at Straight Dope - nuts abound! ruadh, girlfriend, I am honored to have that distinction in your life. Have a brewsky for me tonight - just donā€™t smoke! Talkinsquirrel, I thought _you_ were gonna strip for me, honey! Take it off, take it off, take it aaaaall off! purplebear, you ROCK too! And because youā€™re so awesome, Iā€™m gonna let you have the BIGGEST slice of my cyber cake. The best part about it is itā€™s calorie _and_ fat free! Woo Hoo! Arnold, I did not take the day off, but I did take yesterday off. Iā€™d love to pamper myself, but I have too much partying to do. Talkinsquirrelā€™s gonna strip, beatleā€™s dancing on the tables and I have to make sure he doesnā€™t fall off so I have to get up there and hold onto him, handyā€™s gonna spank me, even Mr. Cynicalā€™s driving down for the occasion. Grab Elizabeth and come on over! Jeannie, I will definitely _not_ have a drink _for_ you. I expect you to be front and center at my party as the secondary guest of honor. Now shake your bootie and get on over here, girlfriend! So whoā€™s got first dibs on the karaoke? We need to get this party rockinā€™!! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/29 "2000-05-26T02:33:46Z")
Happy, happy, happy birthday Shayna ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/30 "2000-05-26T02:57:29Z")
Happy Birthday sweet gorgeous brilliant shining Shayna! ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/31 "2000-05-26T02:58:01Z")
Me first! Me first! Okay, what does the karaoke machine have for me to sing? Okay Shayna, here I go. ::clears throat:: [Click here](http://www.cdnow.com/cgi-bin/mserver/SID=342489199/pagename=/share/soundclip.html/UPC=8255154162/disc=02/track=01/source=ENSO/ra.ram) I think I sounded pretty good if I do say so myself. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/32 "2000-05-26T03:06:35Z")
Happy Birthday, Shayna, from Rose and Bill! ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/33 "2000-05-26T03:20:42Z")
Shayna, come over to my place and weā€™ll have a celebratory drink. **SterlingNorth,** the occasional poster. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/34 "2000-05-26T04:04:25Z")
Hey Jill, happy birthday babe! At the next LA shindig, Iā€™m getting you a drink. One with bright colors and a little umbrella, of course! I hope you had a just plain wonderful day. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/35 "2000-05-26T04:48:22Z")
Happy almost belated birthday. (I figure with the time zone difference, Iā€™ll just sneak in under the wire.) ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/36 "2000-05-26T06:00:56Z")
Shayna wrote: > [@](#): > > \*\* > > You must be one heck of a lurker to have read enough topics to know when my birthday is. I donā€™t know if I should be flattered or frightened - LOL! Thank you, again. > > Oh, and about that Jewish thingā€¦ Iā€™ll take converts. šŸ˜‰ > > \*\* As to whether Iā€™m one heck of a lurker, Iā€™ll take the fifth. Iā€™ve been reading threads for about a month or so. As to whether you should be flattered or frightened of me, well, Iā€™ll let you decide that if we ever meet in person. If we never do, I guess youā€™ll have to discern that based on my posts. (God knows what you think so farā€¦) For what itā€™s worth, Iā€™m, ahem, really physically imposingā€“I tip the scales at right around _130_ strapping pounds (above or below depending on how recently Iā€™ve eaten). If youā€™re curious, I found your birthday through the ā€œGreetings to Jezebel, on her birthdayā€ thread: > [@](#): > > \*\* > > My birthdayā€™s May 25th, if it matters to you at all. ::wink wink:: > > \*\* (Iā€™d provide a link, but I havenā€™t figured out how to do that yet.) This thread was only featured in Threadspotting, started by Cecil, and given loads of publicity on the main webpage. Iā€™m sure Iā€™m not the only person who remembered your birthday, just the first person to start a thread about it! (Your birthday is ALSO mentioned on your sisterā€™s webpage, which is accessable through your webpage, which is accessable via your picture, which is accessable through the link you put up on the ā€œBusty Redheadsā€ thread. I may not be a raging sack of hormones, but as a red blooded, heterosexual guy, but if you think Iā€™m not going to visit a thread entitled ā€œBusty Redheadsā€ (visit it? I BOOKMARKED it!) and scrutinize each and every picture link, you must be crazy!!) Oncle Biere: My initials are, indeed, ā€œDRYā€. Itā€™s true I really donā€™t drink much. I donā€™t like root beer. zyada wrote: > [@](#): > > \*\* > > DRY - Welcome to the board! [flirting]So, how do you feel about older women?[/flirting] > > \*\* zyada and all other older women out there, I Love them: \*\* ā€œAge cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety: other women cloy The appetites they feed: but she makes hungry Where most she satisfiesā€ \*\* ā€“William Shakespeare, ā€œAntony and Cleopatraā€, Act ii, Scene 2 \*\* ā€œTime still as he flies, adds increase to her truth, And gives to her mind, what he steals from her youthā€ \*\* ā€“Edward Moore Flirt on, zyada! Thank you to everyone for helping me wish Shayna a happy birthday! Shayna, Iā€™m sure everyone wants to hear how you spent your birthdayā€“how about letting us in? I hope you went out and had the good time I know you deserve! ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/37 "2000-05-26T06:23:03Z")
Shayna, are you really going to prohibit flirting in this thread? I happen to have my eye on the birthday girlā€¦ Shayna, not why donā€™t you come over here I have 18 birthday spankings for you ;). ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/38 "2000-05-26T06:26:23Z")
Happy birthday, Shayna! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/39 "2000-05-26T06:40:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Shayna, are you really going to prohibit flirting in this thread? I happen to have my eye on the birthday girlā€¦ > \*\* Greatā€“Shaynaā€™s orgy/birthday partyā€¦hey, no problem: Iā€™m a swinger, know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge! > [@](#): > > \*\* > Shayna, not why donā€™t you come over here I have 18 birthday spankings for you ;). > \*\* Shayna, I want dibs on the spankings, or Iā€™ll reveal your true ageā€“you said it yourself, Iā€™m a ā€œheck of a lurkerā€ā€¦ šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-please-join-me-in-wishing-shayna-a-happy-birthday/20496/40 "2000-05-26T07:11:08Z")
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