# Everyone Poops. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284 "2016-05-08T12:59:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/1 "2016-05-08T12:59:40Z")
I do. You do. The mods do. You’re friends do. Your enemies do. Your boss does. The dude or gal you were sweet on in High School does… or ‘did’, in which case, I’m sorry to hear that he/she has passed. My parents didn’t read ‘Everyone Poops’ when I was a child. They chose ‘Once Apon a Potty’ and ‘Toilet Tales’. I had to learn on my own. ---
**Author:** ![Me\_Billy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Me\_Billy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Billy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/2 "2016-05-08T16:15:16Z")
Apparently the Queen of England does as well… _[“The Queen granted us a Royal Warrant in 1978 as a mark of recognition that Andrex® is a regular supplier of toilet tissue to the Royal households…”]_ From: [Brand History | Timeline | Company Information | Andrex®](https://www.andrex.co.uk/brand-history/) ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/3 "2016-05-08T17:01:10Z")
We were Catholic, so we had “You’re a Naughty Child, And That’s Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You!” - Family Guy ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/4 "2016-05-08T17:08:14Z")
I was part of the pre-‘Everyone Poops’ generation. In those days, no one pooped – at least not the way more recent generations do it. Two things came out (well, perhaps that isn’t the best word to use) in 1977: ‘Everyone Poops’ and ‘[Love Canal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Canal#Love_Canal_disaster)’. Coincidence? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/5 "2016-05-08T17:11:24Z")
Some people poop in their pants. It’s easy to know who those people are. ---
**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/6 "2016-05-08T20:26:07Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#): > > I do. You do. The mods do. You’re friends do. Your enemies do. Your boss does. The dude or gal you were sweet on in High School does… or ‘did’, in which case, I’m sorry to hear that he/she has passed. Huh. I thought it was just me. Ignorance fought. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/7 "2016-05-08T23:20:45Z")
Not true. My gf **does not** poop. She doesn’t fart either. Nope. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/8 "2016-05-08T23:23:38Z")
In my mind, I am reading the thread title to the tune of an old R.E.M. song. Can’t think of any lyrics to go with the theme, though. ---
**Author:** ![Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90ced4/32.png) [@Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waltzes_with_Cacti)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/9 "2016-05-08T23:54:26Z")
NM ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/10 "2016-05-09T00:45:13Z")
> [@Me\_Billy](#): > > Apparently the Queen of England does as well… :rolleyes: How about the President of West Virginia, or the Prime Minister of Saskatchewan? ---
**Author:** ![Pai325](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Pai325](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pai325)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/11 "2016-05-09T00:50:29Z")
> [@Me\_Billy](#): > > Apparently the Queen of England does as well… > > _[“The Queen granted us a Royal Warrant in 1978 as a mark of recognition that Andrex® is a regular supplier of toilet tissue to the Royal households…”]_ > > From: [https://www.andrex.co.uk/brand-history/](https://www.andrex.co.uk/brand-history/) Not necessarily. Her household uses Andrex. That’s her husband, the corgis, maybe the ladies-in-waiting. It doesn’t mean she does. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/12 "2016-05-09T01:17:35Z")
Everyone may poop, but my shit don’t stink. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/13 "2016-05-09T02:03:54Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#): > > I do. You do. The mods do. You’re friends do. Your enemies do. Your boss does. The dude or gal you were sweet on in High School does… or ‘did’, in which case, I’m sorry to hear that he/she has passed. > > My parents didn’t read ‘Everyone Poops’ when I was a child. They chose ‘Once Apon a Potty’ and ‘Toilet Tales’. > > I had to learn on my own. No shit! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SuperAbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@SuperAbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperAbe)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/14 "2016-05-09T03:21:38Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > No shit! 😃 No, shit. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/15 "2016-05-09T04:52:44Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#): > > . . . The mods do. . . . You can get instabanned for posting this. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/16 "2016-05-09T05:39:24Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > :rolleyes: How about the President of West Virginia, or the Prime Minister of Saskatchewan? Yes, because we all know England is a Republic. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/17 "2016-05-09T11:01:09Z")
Happy to come from a generation where being told 'Everyone Poops" was unnecessary! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/18 "2016-05-09T11:13:34Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > You can get instabanned for posting this. I’ll believe that when I see it. ---
**Author:** ![GunnarFranz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/da6949/32.png) [@GunnarFranz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GunnarFranz)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/19 "2016-05-09T11:23:43Z")
I’d be forced to leave my SO if I were to find out she’s a pooper. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/20 "2016-05-09T12:37:09Z")
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