# Everyone Poops. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284 "2016-05-08T12:59:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/21 "2016-05-09T13:56:49Z")
Fine. I’m sure all the Coprophiliacs have jacked off fully by now. Can we end now all threads about their favorite word? ‘poop’? (Because if you’ve lived your whole life and have only just now discovered your asshole, there really isn’t anything more to say.) ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/22 "2016-05-09T14:11:52Z")
We used the less popular “Nobody Poops But You” ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/23 "2016-05-09T14:31:09Z")
I am a nurse. I haff vays uff making you poop! ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/24 "2016-05-09T15:16:05Z")
I was completely amazed as a child to find out that my next door neighbors had a bathroom. To me, they didn’t act or look like the type of people who would poop. ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/25 "2016-05-09T15:30:14Z")
> [@Pai325](#): > > Not necessarily. Her household uses Andrex. That’s her husband, the corgis, maybe the ladies-in-waiting. It doesn’t mean she does. She uses the corgis. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/26 "2016-05-09T17:07:44Z")
You mean she poops out corgis? That’s really cool! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/27 "2016-05-10T19:52:59Z")
Animals poop, too! Here’s proof: A bear and a rabbit are doing their business in the woods when the bear says “OK, this is kind of a weird topic but I, and all the bears I know, have a heck of a time with poop sticking to our fur. Do rabbits have the same problem?” The rabbit, who finds the topic completely disgusting but wants to placate the bear so as not to get eaten, replied “Goodness no, rabbits never have a problem with poop sticking to our fur!” The bear said “That’s wonderful to hear!” as he picks up the rabbit and uses it to wipe his butt… ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/28 "2016-05-10T20:14:19Z")
I heard from the bathroom that my 4-year old daughter was in: “I pooped! It looks like a horsey!” ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/29 "2016-05-10T20:52:53Z")
> [@Gedd](#): > > I heard from the bathroom that my 4-year old daughter was in: > > “I pooped! It looks like a horsey!” So you’re all set in a few years when she asks for a pony. ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/30 "2016-05-10T23:19:07Z")
> [@GunnarFranz](#): > > I’d be forced to leave my SO if I were to find out she’s a pooper. Wouldn’t you like to be a pooper, too? (Old Dr Pepper jingle for all you young whippersnappers out there) ---
**Author:** ![Jungian\_Camisole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@Jungian\_Camisole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jungian_Camisole)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/31 "2016-05-11T00:43:30Z")
I know you’d like to think your shit don’t stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo I pooped twice today. Husband says I like showing off. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/32 "2016-05-11T01:05:01Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > (Because if you’ve lived your whole life and have only just now discovered **your** asshole, there really isn’t anything more to say.) You misspelled “you’re an.” ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/33 "2016-05-11T02:25:56Z")
> [@Folly](#): > > We used the less popular “Nobody Poops But You” That’s my favorite line from that particular Family Guy episode. I still laugh about it whenever I think of it. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/34 "2016-05-13T02:34:03Z")
A little library patron of about 3 years was one of my biggest fans. One day he came running up to the service desk and said in a loud 3-year old voice “Arrendajo, do you poop?” to which I replied “Everyone poops!” We have 3 copies right now, 1 is checked out. ---
**Author:** ![Totenfeier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@Totenfeier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totenfeier)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/35 "2016-05-13T14:24:50Z")
Actually, I don’t, right now - TMI - so it’s back to the Miralax. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284/36 "2016-05-14T09:29:11Z")
> [@Totenfeier](#): > > Actually, I don’t, right now - TMI - so it’s back to the Miralax. :rolleyes: So you’re saying you’re … full of shit? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everyone-poops/754284.md?page=1)