# Everything I Know About Satan I Have Learnt From Popular Music... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889 "2007-10-16T10:01:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/1 "2007-10-16T10:01:58Z")
The devil’s in my car. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/2 "2007-10-16T10:43:03Z")
He’s a man of wealth and taste. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/3 "2007-10-16T11:25:26Z")
Are we supposed to guess his name? What’s puzzling me is the nature of his game. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/4 "2007-10-16T11:31:06Z")
If you go by looks, Eddie Van Halen has been running with him for far too long. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/5 "2007-10-16T11:58:55Z")
I pray there ain’t no hell. But only my dying will tell. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/6 "2007-10-16T12:12:33Z")
> [@](#): > > The devil’s right hand, the devil’s right hand > Mama said the pistol is the devil’s right hand .. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/7 "2007-10-16T12:54:56Z")
I have nothing to worry about. He’s down in Georgia. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/8 "2007-10-16T13:30:57Z")
I tried shouting at him, but then I set off running but I took my time. I figure a friend of the Devil’s a friend of mine. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/9 "2007-10-16T13:33:42Z")
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad] I have nothing to worry about. He’s down in Georgia. [/QUOTE] And on a related note, a damn good fiddle player, too. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/10 "2007-10-16T13:37:20Z")
And a transvesite who likes to wear a blue dress. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/11 "2007-10-16T13:39:45Z")
Standin’ at the crossroad, baby, risin’ sun goin’ down Standin’ at the crossroad, baby, eee, eee, risin’ sun goin’ down I believe to my soul, now, poor Bob is sinkin’ down Robert Johnson sold his soul to the Devil to write the Blues. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/12 "2007-10-16T13:40:23Z")
Occasionally he’s been known to look, walk, and talk like an angel. ---
**Author:** ![xnylder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbce88/32.png) [@xnylder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xnylder)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/13 "2007-10-16T13:53:02Z")
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad] I have nothing to worry about. He’s down in Georgia. [/QUOTE] But every single one of us the devil inside… ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/14 "2007-10-16T13:54:32Z")
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad] I have nothing to worry about. He’s down in Georgia. [/QUOTE] I thought he was up in Michigan? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/15 "2007-10-16T13:58:05Z")
[QUOTE=hotflungwok] I thought he was up in Michigan? [/QUOTE] I thought I was equidistant from him and the deep blue sea. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/16 "2007-10-16T13:59:51Z")
He’s the wolf screaming lonely in the night. He’s the blood stain on the stage. He’s the tear in your eye, being tempted by his lies. He’s the knife in your back. He’s rage. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/17 "2007-10-16T14:09:28Z")
To HELL with the devil! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/18 "2007-10-16T14:12:11Z")
He likes titties and beer. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/19 "2007-10-16T14:14:50Z")
Ah, whisky you’re the divil. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/20 "2007-10-16T14:15:31Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] To HELL with the devil! [/QUOTE] There’s a Highway that will help you take him there. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889.md?page=2)