# Everything I Know About Satan I Have Learnt From Popular Music... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889 "2007-10-16T10:01:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/21 "2007-10-16T14:19:05Z")
He’s Silver-Tongued ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/22 "2007-10-16T14:21:14Z")
Friend of the devil ain’t no friend of mine. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/23 "2007-10-16T14:41:36Z")
Would you look at him? I heard about him but I never dreamed He’d have blue eyes and blue jeans. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/24 "2007-10-16T14:49:47Z")
He might be knocking on my door, should I let him in? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/25 "2007-10-16T14:50:47Z")
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad] I have nothing to worry about. He’s down in Georgia. [/QUOTE] I’ve been a little behind lately, would you like to make a deal? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/26 "2007-10-16T14:53:21Z")
I’m looking for him but I can’t find him. I think I need to double check the details. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/27 "2007-10-16T14:59:51Z")
[QUOTE=UncleRojelio] I’ve been a little behind lately, would you like to make a deal? [/QUOTE] Be aware that he cheats and brings a band. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/28 "2007-10-16T15:00:11Z")
Kenny Rogers is “Not adverse” to him\*. Now that’s “middle of the road”! \*I know this from readin _PG: A Parent’s Guide to Rock’N’Roll_. This message is clearly audible if you play “Lady” backwards. I am not making this up. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/29 "2007-10-16T15:07:33Z")
Luckily, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. For me! For meeee! ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/30 "2007-10-16T15:07:48Z")
No, but I think I saw him dancing in the pale moonlight. [sub]yeah I know it’s not actually a song[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/31 "2007-10-16T15:09:16Z")
Well, I’d rather be the devil, than be a woman to that man. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/32 "2007-10-16T15:32:37Z")
You can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you were only kidding. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/33 "2007-10-16T15:34:20Z")
God made him, along with disease and the diamond blue. I want to make you happy but the devil’s out my way So I’ll just pack up everything Roll it out and up the devil’s pay ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/34 "2007-10-16T15:41:57Z")
Satan is my motor. And on a related note, sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/35 "2007-10-16T15:46:12Z")
If the devil danced in empty pockets, he’d have a ball in mine. With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line. ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/36 "2007-10-16T15:49:14Z")
I guess I’ll be seeing him soon, because I’m going straight to hell, just like my mommma said. Especially since I have a devil’s haircut in my mind. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/37 "2007-10-16T15:55:10Z")
If the Devil’s got a daughter, I got her in my arms ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/38 "2007-10-16T15:57:07Z")
natas das reffus su edam eh erehw dehsloot elttil a saw ereht ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/39 "2007-10-16T16:01:07Z")
He longs for the gold old days with Antoinette (dainty queen) with her quaint guillotine, and that glorious morn Jack the Ripper was born. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/40 "2007-10-16T16:07:09Z")
Please allow him to introduce himself, he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for a long, long year, stole many a man’s soul and faith. He was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain – made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands to seal his fate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889.md?page=3)