# Everything I Know About Satan I Have Learnt From Popular Music... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889 "2007-10-16T10:01:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/61 "2007-10-16T17:42:05Z")
[QUOTE=Jophiel] When I was in Bangkok, I could feel him walking next to me. [/QUOTE] Strange you should mention that. When I was there (just for one night), I could feel an angel sliding up to me. ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/62 "2007-10-16T17:56:06Z")
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad] I have nothing to worry about. He’s down in Georgia. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=hotflungwok] I thought he was up in Michigan? [/QUOTE] All I know is the devil came from Kansas - where he went to, I can’t say. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/63 "2007-10-16T18:09:09Z")
He could buy himself a reason. He could sell himself a job. He could hang himself on treason. Oh He is his own damn god. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA (Only on workdays though.) ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/64 "2007-10-16T18:22:05Z")
Jerry Lee Lewis is the devil. He also sells tacos. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/65 "2007-10-16T18:25:49Z")
Here’s to my sweet Satan! The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan! He’ll give those with him 666. There was a little tool shed where he made us suffer, sad Satan. ---
**Author:** ![eberhama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/67e7ee/32.png) [@eberhama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eberhama)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/66 "2007-10-16T18:36:57Z")
I have held his hand. It was warm inthe night. I, however, was cold as a stone. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/67 "2007-10-16T19:33:19Z")
Devil’s got Lucy under lock and key. Once I met the Devil, he was mighty quick, tempted me with women, said “you can have your pick.” (Following up on Scuba Ben) As the flames climbed high into the night to light that sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/68 "2007-10-16T19:39:10Z")
Me and the Devil were walking side by side. I said, “Hello, Satan. I believe it’s time to go.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/69 "2007-10-16T19:48:35Z")
Well, he certainly gets my sympathy (and I cannot believe that hasn’t been posted yet) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/70 "2007-10-16T19:56:45Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Well, he certainly gets my sympathy (and I cannot believe that hasn’t been posted yet) [/QUOTE] You mean like in Post #3 or Post #40? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/71 "2007-10-16T20:14:45Z")
I saw Carmen and the devil walking side by side. I said Hey Carmen, come on let’s go downtown. She said I gotta go but my friend can stick around. Too bad, that Carmen is _HOT_. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/72 "2007-10-16T20:36:44Z")
I was kind of disappointed that he couldn’t manage more than 99 goes with the [lonely widow](http://sniff.numachi.com/pages/tiDEVLWIDW.html): For the first time in eternity The devil he shook with fear Of all the pain and torment I’ve witnessed here in hell I never knew what pain was 'till I rang your front doorbell ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/73 "2007-10-16T20:41:21Z")
Son, if you see your Mom this weekend, be sure and tell her “SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!” ---
**Author:** ![Kyrie\_Eleison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kyrie_eleison/32/7682_2.png) [@Kyrie\_Eleison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyrie_Eleison)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/74 "2007-10-16T20:51:23Z")
He’s dancing on the jailhouse roof. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/75 "2007-10-16T20:53:15Z")
I know he’s Caucasian, because of that old Moody Blues song, “Knights in White Satan.” ---
**Author:** ![Sanity\_Challenged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sanity\_Challenged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanity_Challenged)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/76 "2007-10-16T21:21:54Z")
Darryl McDaniels is actually the right and proper owner of the devil’s soul. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/77 "2007-10-16T21:23:42Z")
[QUOTE=SiXSwordS] He could buy himself a reason. He could sell himself a job. He could hang himself on treason. Oh He is his own damn god. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA (Only on workdays though.) [/QUOTE] Is the devil dead? Or is he sleeping? ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/78 "2007-10-16T21:29:20Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] Is the devil dead? Or is he sleeping? [/QUOTE] God, I sure hope he is dead. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/79 "2007-10-16T21:36:33Z")
Must be the devil between us, or whores in our head… ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889/80 "2007-10-16T21:44:42Z")
[QUOTE=Rasa] Must be the devil between us, or whores in our head… [/QUOTE] Mary, ain’t you tired of this? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-i-know-about-satan-i-have-learnt-from-popular-music/422889.md?page=5)