# Everything that could possibly be wrong with this picture, is. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 23, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513 "2005-02-23T12:01:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/1 "2005-02-23T12:01:19Z")
[Michael Jackson outside court yesterday](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/katyzz/cemj/CEMJ06.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/2 "2005-02-23T12:10:21Z")
It’s nicely framed. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/3 "2005-02-23T12:11:23Z")
The picture not the subject. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/4 "2005-02-23T12:23:47Z")
Where did the nose come from? ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/5 "2005-02-23T12:25:12Z")
When did we finally bring the joker to justice? ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/6 "2005-02-23T13:53:48Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > The picture not the subject. 😃 :wally ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/7 "2005-02-23T13:56:53Z")
AGGHHH! My eyes! The goggles do nothing! ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/8 "2005-02-23T14:15:19Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > When did we finally bring the joker to justice? roflmao! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/9 "2005-02-23T14:50:42Z")
Is he wearing an Elvis wig??? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/10 "2005-02-23T14:56:24Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Is he wearing an Elvis wig??? No, it’s not a wig, actually, at some point during his brief marriage he got access to the Presley burial grounds, dug him up and scalped him. Well, hell, it wouldn’t suprise me at this point… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/11 "2005-02-23T14:59:43Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Is he wearing an Elvis wig??? YES! An **Evil** Elvis wig! Made proudly by Evil Memphis wigmakers. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/12 "2005-02-23T15:02:13Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > AGGHHH! My eyes! The goggles do nothing! No, no! “Ze goggles! Ze do nossing!” ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/13 "2005-02-23T15:49:15Z")
No, no! > [@BrotherCadfael](#): > > “Ze goggles! Ze **y** do nossing!” ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/14 "2005-02-23T15:58:35Z")
Dude…he has 'fro sideburns. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![WhiteyFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@WhiteyFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteyFoo)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/15 "2005-02-23T16:25:16Z")
> [@Enola Straight](#): > > Dude…he has 'fro sideburns. :dubious: And in all the confusion, Michael let just a little Blackness escape. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/16 "2005-02-23T16:37:16Z")
eggghhhhhhh well, there went my breakfast. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/17 "2005-02-23T16:42:16Z")
Well, now I have to go find a new lipstick, because I will NOT be caught dead in the same shade that… thing is wearing. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/18 "2005-02-23T17:12:28Z")
They call me “Shotgun Boogers”. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/19 "2005-02-23T17:45:16Z")
[The History Of Michael Jackson’s Face](http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html) Not for the faint of heart. Winston ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/20 "2005-02-23T21:13:16Z")
I’m still amazed that he claimed to have never had plastic surgery. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513.md?page=2)