# Everything that could possibly be wrong with this picture, is. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 23, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513 "2005-02-23T12:01:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/21 "2005-02-23T22:54:36Z")
Can’t he get his teeth whitened for OG’s sake? It seems like the man doesn’t give his appearance any thought. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/22 "2005-02-24T04:10:30Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Can’t he get his teeth whitened for OG’s sake? It seems like the man doesn’t give his appearance any thought. On the contrary, I think he’s given it WAY TOO MUCH thought. [sub]And damn **Harborwolf** for beating me to a Joker reference[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/23 "2005-02-24T04:27:03Z")
When I turned about 35 or so, I started lightening up on the makeup for everyday wear. I try for a natural, polished look. That man wears more make up than I ever did. It’s just so hard not to _look_ at him. ---
**Author:** ![Merkwurdigliebe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/74df32/32.png) [@Merkwurdigliebe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merkwurdigliebe)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/24 "2005-02-24T07:39:18Z")
I suppose I’ll be the first to say that I wasn’t disgusted… Honestly, this is the first high res photo I’ve seen of his face and I imagined it to be much worse. Granted the nose looks bad, but the rest isn’t as hideous as I’d imagined from previous photos… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/25 "2005-02-24T08:11:56Z")
Speaking of, has anyone seen Latoya in the past few years? She actually looks a hell of a lot better now. She still has that skinny little nose, but she looks good. Michael, on the other hand…_shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/26 "2005-02-24T08:25:23Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Speaking of, has anyone seen Latoya in the past few years? She actually looks a hell of a lot better now. She still has that skinny little nose, but she looks good. The question is: has anyone ever seen Latoya and Michael in the same room? Also-- call me crazy, but I’d swear that person in that photograph has a fake nose. Am I the first person to notice this? ( 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/27 "2005-02-24T08:36:40Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Can’t he get his teeth whitened for OG’s sake? It seems like the man doesn’t give his appearance any thought. Those _are_ whitened. The contrast with the rest of him is creating an optical illusion… 😃 I’m surprised to see evidence of continued beard growth. ---
**Author:** ![Cynical\_Optimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Cynical\_Optimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cynical_Optimist)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/28 "2005-02-24T13:45:25Z")
I thought I had the picture of him next to the female scientist from the _Planet of the Apes_ remake but no, and Google isn’t helping. That photo showed what he’s _really_ striving for. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/29 "2005-02-24T13:50:33Z")
Reminds me of a fruitbat. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/30 "2005-02-24T13:58:45Z")
Was I the only one to be _surprised_ by the prescence of the sideburns? I had sort of shunted him into the ‘quasi-wannabe-female’ bin. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/31 "2005-02-24T15:35:30Z")
> [@Cynical Optimist](#): > > I thought I had the picture of him next to the female scientist from the _Planet of the Apes_ remake but no, and Google isn’t helping. That photo showed what he’s _really_ striving for. :eek: use google images - [http://www.funnycelebpics.com/items/16.jpg](http://www.funnycelebpics.com/items/16.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/32 "2005-02-24T15:51:36Z")
> [@Cynical Optimist](#): > > I thought I had the picture of him next to the female scientist from the _Planet of the Apes_ remake but no, and Google isn’t helping. That photo showed what he’s _really_ striving for. :eek: Or check the link that **Winston** posted. It does a nice comparison between MJ in all his phases and various other … things. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/33 "2005-02-24T18:18:49Z")
Pictures like that are the reason we have the two-click rule. Christ! a little warning next time! It reminds me of the Bruce Willis’ wife in The Sixth Sense. If you stuck her in a desicator for a week or so. Then let your 4-year old daughter apply the make-up. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/34 "2005-02-24T20:49:50Z")
:eek: Holy crap! In that pic [he looks somewhat like a red cap](http://www.suzi-quzi.com/misc/mj_rc.gif) I drew back in '96. Except, of course, the blue dreds, the piercings and glasses. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/35 "2005-02-24T22:04:16Z")
Ye gods, **harmless**. You’re almost clairvoyant! ---
**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/36 "2005-02-25T04:08:37Z")
He looks like the classic ventriloquist’s dummy. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/37 "2005-02-25T05:25:51Z")
> [@I Love Me](#): > > The question is: has anyone ever seen Latoya and Michael in the same room? > > Also-- call me crazy, but I’d swear that person in that photograph has a fake nose. Am I the first person to notice this? ( 😉 ) Shit…you’re right! His real nose must’ve shriveled up like a dried out anchovie and he now must wear a prosthesis! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/38 "2005-02-25T06:07:13Z")
You know, you couldn’t pay me enough to get me to let that, that _thing_ feel me up. The thought of him, well, never mind. I am _so_ not going to go there. Even I have some standards. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/39 "2005-02-25T13:14:26Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > Ye gods, **harmless**. You’re almost clairvoyant! No…he’s Mike Judge! That’s the scariest looking Beavis I’ve ever seen. And Michael looks like the drawing! That can only mean: JACK-O’s a TOON! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513/40 "2005-02-25T15:04:36Z")
_She_, tyvm. 😛 So, if that’s the case and he’s found guilty…think they’ll dip him? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-that-could-possibly-be-wrong-with-this-picture-is/291513.md?page=3)