# Everywhere I go this stupid body goes with me.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everywhere-i-go-this-stupid-body-goes-with-me/428707>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everywhere-i-go-this-stupid-body-goes-with-me/428707 "2007-12-03T21:25:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everywhere-i-go-this-stupid-body-goes-with-me/428707/21 "2007-12-05T05:37:39Z")

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Cog’s theorem:  
As the length of a thread increases, the possibility of a Futurama reference approaches 1.

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everywhere-i-go-this-stupid-body-goes-with-me/428707/22 "2007-12-05T05:43:51Z")

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You’re lucky. Everywhere \*I \* go, my stupid goes with me.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everywhere-i-go-this-stupid-body-goes-with-me/428707/23 "2007-12-05T17:33:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Randy Seltzer]  
You’re lucky. Everywhere \*I \* go, my stupid goes with me.  
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[Hee.](http://www.cafepress.com/buy/i'm+with+stupid/-/pd_8565815?CMP=KNC-F-ALL)

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