# Eve's Home-Made Drag-Name Generator! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755 "2001-08-23T17:59:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/1 "2001-08-23T17:59:13Z")
All those “pilgrim name,” “gansta name,” “Star Wars name” generators seem pretty, well, lame and inaccurate. So I have devised my very own Drag Name Generator. Yes, things ARE slow at the office this week. Dunno if it will turn out a bust or not, but here goes: First name: your favorite flower. Here’s a flower-name site: [http://www.store-galore.com/pages/flower-meaning.htm](http://www.store-galore.com/pages/flower-meaning.htm) Last name: your favorite Caribbean resort. Here’s a site: [http://www.gocaribbean.net/](http://www.gocaribbean.net/) Me, I’m “Daisy St. Bart.” Though come to think of it, “Rose Barbuda” sounds more like my elementary-school music teacher than a drag queen . . . ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/2 "2001-08-23T18:10:05Z")
Hi, I’m “Aster Bonaire” Thanks Eve! I’ve always wanted a drag name, must be some deeply repressed fetish or something. Let’s load up Priscilla and move it on out… ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/3 "2001-08-23T18:15:46Z")
Say hello to me, “Hydrangea St. Vincent.” ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/4 "2001-08-23T18:16:35Z")
“Crocus Curaçao”. I’ve always envied Coldfire, for being Dutch and all. Now all I have to do is dress up and feel pretty. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/5 "2001-08-23T18:19:20Z")
Lilly Martinique I think I’m in love. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/6 "2001-08-23T18:26:35Z")
Gloxinia Monserrat. Although I also like Candytuft Aruba. Candytuft. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/779978/32.png) [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/7 "2001-08-23T18:31:40Z")
Gardenia Martinique That does sound rather mysterious. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/8 "2001-08-23T18:33:38Z")
Alstromeria Monserrat Sounds like a girl from the back row of parochial school. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/9 "2001-08-23T18:45:58Z")
Tulip Guadeloupe Eat your heart out, RuPaul! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/10 "2001-08-23T18:52:02Z")
Hmmm, How about Hisbiscus Dominica? ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/11 "2001-08-23T18:53:12Z")
Jonquil St. Kitts I feel so naughty… ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/12 "2001-08-23T19:25:22Z")
Begonia Barbados, definitely! Gotta go alliterative… BB ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/13 "2001-08-23T19:25:31Z")
Camellia Saba, and pleased to meat^H^Het you, big boy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/14 "2001-08-23T19:34:36Z")
Mmmm… Ambrosia Guadeloupe That is a quality drag name. It makes me want to find some size 13E pumps and grow an adam’s apple and walk around saying “Ahoy, sailor!” with a wink. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/15 "2001-08-23T20:00:30Z")
Say hello to the utterly fabulous Lily St.Croix! ---
**Author:** ![Mysphyt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Mysphyt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mysphyt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/16 "2001-08-23T21:32:30Z")
Hello. My name is Boquet of Withered Flowers British Virgin Islands. _blink_ ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/17 "2001-08-23T21:36:09Z")
Lily Martinique. Damn, that’s already taken. Runner-up: Violet St. Croix. Signed, Somebody who’s never set foot in the Caribbean. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/18 "2001-08-23T21:37:38Z")
Pansy Kitts ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/19 "2001-08-23T21:50:44Z")
Wisteria St. Martin ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/20 "2001-08-23T22:21:45Z")
Poppy Martinique. How sexy! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755.md?page=2)