# Eve's Home-Made Drag-Name Generator! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755 "2001-08-23T17:59:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/41 "2001-08-24T17:00:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pcubed \* > \*\*\ > > Aster Bonaire \*\* Now I made someone cry…sorry Aster, put some press-on nails on me and I become such a _bitch!_ ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/42 "2001-08-24T17:02:30Z")
Don’t even get me started on how lipstick affects my grammar, girlfriend! ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/43 "2001-08-24T18:33:50Z")
Gladiolus Trinadad and Tobago just doesn’t sound right. Another one of the many reasons I’d make a lousy drag queen. ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/44 "2001-08-24T19:05:05Z")
Ladies and Sisters, put your hands together for **Zinnia Saba**! She’s come all the way from the Caribbean to rock your world! ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/45 "2001-08-25T00:25:53Z")
[flamboyant voice] hello! it’s\*\* Violet BoraBora\*\*! [/flamboyant voice] ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/46 "2001-08-25T00:33:05Z")
Verbena St. Croix gosh, I’m feeling the need to strip… ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/47 "2001-08-25T01:12:55Z")
Hyacinth St. John. Mwah. (OK, I don’t _really_ have a favorite Carribbean resort. I did it for purposes of sound. ;)) ---
**Author:** ![January](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@January](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/January)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/48 "2001-08-25T01:58:15Z")
Tigerlily Montserrat… “I want you, I need you, oh baby oh baby…” Hurrah for double-digit posts… ---
**Author:** ![bwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@bwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bwk)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/49 "2001-08-25T05:10:44Z")
Hi y’all, I’m Carnation St. Croix. But I have to be true to my Very First Drag Name. But, for those who don’t like the method in the OP, try this one: Your first name is your first pet’s name. Your last name is the name of the street where you first lived. My name is Squeaky Lemon. ---
**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/50 "2001-08-25T05:32:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bwk \* > \*\*But, for those who don’t like the method in the OP, try this one: Your first name is your first pet’s name. Your last name is the name of the street where you first lived. > > My name is Squeaky Lemon. \*\* Eek. Mine would be Clyde Brady. That’s not a drag name. It sounds more like the fourth Brady brother that they never talk about because he can’t sing and has horrendous BO and is locked away in a dungeon somewhere in Iowa. ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/51 "2001-08-25T05:57:57Z")
Come one, come all, to meet the fabulous Jasmine St, Maarten! Sounds good! I’ve been looking to change my name! (on second thought…) As far as the second version, I would be Goldie Coloma. Not bad…but my best friend is Fluffy Ambassador. Wowsers! ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/52 "2001-08-25T06:01:51Z")
I am your Faaaaaabulous drag queen, Lotus St. Lucia ---
**Author:** ![January](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@January](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/January)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/53 "2001-08-25T07:21:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by even sven \* > **As far as the second version, I would be Goldie Coloma.** This is because the pet & street name combination is actually your supposed porn name. 🙂 Mine is Maya Keeley… not too bad, I suppose… ---
**Author:** ![bwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@bwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bwk)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755/54 "2001-08-25T08:54:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by even sven \* > \*\*…but my best friend is Fluffy Ambassador. Wowsers! \*\* Fluffy Ambassador so rules. I like it. Oh, and I got this drag queen formula from RuPaul. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-home-made-drag-name-generator/77755.md?page=2)