# Eve's Tiny Photo Album

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-tiny-photo-album/246815>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 24, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-tiny-photo-album/246815 "2004-05-24T16:19:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-tiny-photo-album/246815/61 "2004-05-26T22:40:34Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> [As such?](http://www.suzi-quzi.com/eve.jpg)😛  
> Elton John stylin’!
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> Sorry. Too much free time on my hands. 😃

_Ha_-hahahahaha! I am _so_ printing that out.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-tiny-photo-album/246815/62 "2004-05-26T22:44:22Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> _Ha_-hahahahaha! I am _so_ printing that out.

Aw, shucks.  
Twernt nuthin. :o \<—porno smiley!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-tiny-photo-album/246815/63 "2004-05-26T22:54:58Z")

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**Eve** , you’re beautiful. If I met you, I’d hesitate to ask you out because I’d figure that you were younger than me, and, hence, uninterested in a 40-year-old.

PS: Your mom is beautiful too. 🙂

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-tiny-photo-album/246815/64 "2004-05-30T22:29:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> emekthian, remember, in the earlier photo I’m, like, in my mid-20s. I think your finding me hot now might be illegal–for me, if not for you! I can’t get arrested for luring teenagers, can I?

They never arrest the girl. 😛

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-tiny-photo-album/246815/65 "2004-05-31T01:36:33Z")

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Well, I’m a poor judge of female beauty, but let me say, **Eve** , that you have _Class_, I’ll say that again, you have _Class_, and you are a lady. If people can’t see what’s beautiful about that, forget 'em, they ain’t worth your time or concern.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-tiny-photo-album/246815/66 "2004-05-31T01:37:52Z")

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Well, thank you, darling. I’m too old to be on the market anymore (too bitter, too, and selfish), but I’m not too old to have my day made by a well-meant wolf whistle.

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**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eves-tiny-photo-album/246815/67 "2004-05-31T01:53:32Z")

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It’s official, **Eve** is a _freakin’ hottie_.

Lady, if you ain’t on the market then I’m givin’ up shopping.

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