# Evil Captor, shut up about the bondage. We know you're creepy. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 16, 2015, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781 "2015-02-16T02:16:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/1 "2015-02-16T02:16:02Z")
**EvCap** , your continuing efforts to promote BDSM on this board and make it look [del]normal[/del] less creepy have squicked me out for years, and [50 Shades of Gray](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=749345), despite its success, doesn’t help your argument. Find something less shitty to support it Just sayin’. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/2 "2015-02-16T02:52:54Z")
Maybe you should tie him down and spank him. Teach him a lesson. ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/3 "2015-02-16T02:57:57Z")
If we’re gonna talk dirty about Evil Captor I need to know the safety word ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/4 "2015-02-16T02:59:49Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > If we’re gonna talk dirty about Evil Captor I need to know the safety word Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/5 "2015-02-16T03:10:15Z")
He’s still feeding his fetish? I thought we asked him to take it elsewhere years ago. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/6 "2015-02-16T03:11:38Z")
I don’t know about all this BDSM the kids are into these days. What happened to good old fashioned leather suits, riding crops, ball gags and chains? Why does it have to all be about double fisting and cleveland steamers with the kiddos? Back in my day, you went down to your sex dungeon, harnessed your lover up in a sex sling, and that was it. But now you’ve got anal hook stretchers and penis slicers and piss bongs and beer felching and rectal speculum cum dumpster parties and megafursuit orgies and I just don’t approve of it, not one bit at all! ---
**Author:** ![get\_lives](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@get\_lives](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/get_lives)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/7 "2015-02-16T03:19:09Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I don’t know about all this BDSM the kids are into these days. What happened to good old fashioned leather suits, riding crops, ball gags and chains? Why does it have to all be about double fisting and cleveland steamers with the kiddos? Back in my day, you went down to your sex dungeon, harnessed your lover up in a sex sling, and that was it. But now you’ve got anal hook stretchers and penis slicers and piss bongs and beer felching and rectal speculum cum dumpster parties and megafursuit orgies and I just don’t approve of it, not one bit at all! Uggh, I visualized. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/8 "2015-02-16T03:37:37Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > **EvCap** , your continuing efforts to promote BDSM on this board and make it look [del]normal[/del] less creepy have squicked me out for years, and [50 Shades of Gray](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=749345), despite its success, doesn’t help your argument. Find something less shitty to support it > > Just sayin’. :rolleyes: Your OP says more about you than **Evil Captor** , IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/9 "2015-02-16T03:50:21Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Your OP says more about you than **Evil Captor** , IMHO. Really? What does it say? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/10 "2015-02-16T04:00:36Z")
The biggest protests I’ve see over 50 Shades is by people in the BDSM community. They say it promotes a false idea of what their fetish is about, saying that the main guy is actually being abusive and possibly committing rape. (At least, that’s what they said about the book. The movie may try to fix those things.) It seems Mr. Grey is a bigger creep than Edward ever was. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/11 "2015-02-16T04:02:05Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > Really? What does it say? Well, for one thing, he calls someone with different sexual preferences than his own “creepy.” I’m also guessing that EvilCaptor hasn’t really made all that big a deal about this. I know I haven’t noticed it. So the OP must be frequenting the threads where EC talks about this stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/12 "2015-02-16T04:04:57Z")
First I heard of it. If it’s true that Evil Captor likes the whips and the chains, he only rises in my esteem. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/13 "2015-02-16T04:07:24Z")
He’s dialed it back recently, but there was a time it was all he would talk about. That’s what was creepy. I don’t want him backsliding. ETA: But yeah, I find whips and chains and shit creepy. I’m old fashioned like that. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/14 "2015-02-16T04:18:13Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > He’s dialed it back recently, but there was a time it was all he would talk about. That’s what was creepy. I don’t want him backsliding. Yeah, there was definitely a time when he was a little overenthusiastic about trying to pull his pet interests into pretty tangential conversations and he got modded on it. But if I recall correctly the mandate was only to keep his particular fetish out of more or less unrelated threads. I haven’t read this current thread ( since I’m fairly uninterested in the film ), but I gotta think that if anything falls into the “related” category it has to be **50 Shades of Grey**. Unless you think he’s _really_ pushing the envelope, I’d probably let this one go. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/15 "2015-02-16T04:26:50Z")
It was 50 Shades and he’s been a good boy, which was why the OP was tepid. Just didn’t want to attack him in Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/16 "2015-02-16T04:30:17Z")
I saw a survey the other day that listed BDSM as one of the most popular female fantasies out there. “50 Shades” is the highest selling book of all time despite being as I understand it complete and utter dreck. Against that background, what is more interesting here: there’s a guy on these boards who is into or into fantasising about BDSM, or a second guy who is so squicked out by the subject he feels a need to call the first guy names? ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/17 "2015-02-16T04:59:59Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > I saw a survey the other day that listed BDSM as one of the most popular female fantasies out there. So? What does that have to do with some creeper posting his fap material on the SDMB? You do realize that there’s a vast gulf between the fantasies of women in general and those of some middle aged man posting on the internet? That’s what the OP of this thread was addressing. > [@](#): > > Against that background, what is more interesting here: there’s a guy on these boards who is into or into fantasising about BDSM, or a second guy who is so squicked out by the subject he feels a need to call the first guy names? Neither is “interesting.” You claimed that **dropzone** ’s desire not to be subjected to **Evil Faptor** ’s wank material says more about him than the other. What the fuck does that even mean? ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/18 "2015-02-16T05:16:59Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > I saw a survey the other day that listed BDSM as one of the most popular female fantasies out there. “50 Shades” is the highest selling book of all time despite being as I understand it complete and utter dreck. > > Against that background, what is more interesting here: there’s a guy on these boards who is into or into fantasising about BDSM, or a second guy who is so squicked out by the subject he feels a need to call the first guy names? Hey, it was bound to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/19 "2015-02-16T05:41:51Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > **EvCap** , your continuing efforts to promote BDSM on this board and make it look [del]normal[/del] less creepy have squicked me out for years, and [50 Shades of Gray](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=749345), despite its success, doesn’t help your argument. Find something less shitty to support it > > Just sayin’. :rolleyes: I invite anyone who feels I am making any kind of effort to promote BDSM on this board to pull up a listing of my posts using the search feature and see just how many BDSM-related posts by me you can find. (Hint: you are going to spend an awful lot of time reading posts that have nothing to do with BDSM.) Dropzone, I do not share your opinion of BDSM, or Fifty Shades of Gray, or much of anything I suspect, and I note that your immediate response to opinions you do not share is to try to get them censored. That’s about all I have to say to you. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781/20 "2015-02-16T05:48:22Z")
You know what a _ **real** _ sadist says when a masochist pleads with them “Beat me! Use me!” don’t you? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captor-shut-up-about-the-bondage-we-know-youre-creepy/712781.md?page=2)