# Evil Captor's suspension **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 13, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172 "2006-03-13T15:49:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/301 "2006-03-14T20:46:22Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > I keep reading that as _shriveling cock_, and am wondering if we have a cold water and swimming situation here or what. > > In any event, can we please get back to the plan to spank the Mods with riding crops and sell pictures on E-Bay? I bet we could make a killing and buy a new server, especially given the habit that some of them have of wearing jackboots I don’t know much about BDSM but wouldn’t the ones wearing the Jackboots be the ones to be doing the spanking and Whipping and making us write bad checks? Jim ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/302 "2006-03-14T20:48:46Z")
Unless they were topping from the bottom… (ahem) ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/303 "2006-03-14T20:51:02Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > I don’t know much about BDSM but wouldn’t the ones wearing the Jackboots be the ones to be doing the spanking and Whipping and making us write bad checks? > > Jim I propose a test. Jim you go into the Mod lounge, and if you return beat to hell, then we will have to rethink BinaryDrones objectives. Be sure to take ass-less chaps! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/304 "2006-03-14T20:51:16Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > I don’t know you and you apparently dislike FinnAgain … Not at all, Jim, I don’t dislike anybody here. I just think it’s funny how Finn can’t ever seem to filter himself, even at the risk of HUGE Alanis-esque irony. Also, Hama’s burn was terrific. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/305 "2006-03-14T20:51:53Z")
Friend **Finn** ’s expertise in matters of perv is well established. We should be guided by his advice. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/306 "2006-03-14T20:53:50Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > I propose a test. Jim you go into the Mod lounge, and if you return beat to hell, then we will have to rethink BinaryDrones objectives. Be sure to take ass-less chaps! Woulnd’t they just be chaps? In any event, take pictures. I am sure that we can sell them! ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/307 "2006-03-14T20:54:00Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > I propose a test. Jim you go into the Mod lounge, and if you return beat to hell, then we will have to rethink BinaryDrones objectives. Be sure to take ass-less chaps! Here, have an old riding crop of mine. What? Back in the day, I almost took riding lessons–horseback lessons, silly! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/308 "2006-03-14T20:55:49Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > … Back in the day, I almost took riding lessons–horseback lessons, silly! Bareback riding? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/309 "2006-03-14T20:56:04Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > Are we all arguing over **Evil Captor’s** contributions and/or hijacks anymore? I think that ended about four pages ago. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/310 "2006-03-14T20:56:35Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > I propose a test. Jim you go into the Mod lounge, and if you return beat to hell, then we will have to rethink BinaryDrones objectives. Be sure to take ass-less chaps! :eek: > [@eleanorigby](#): > > Here, have an old riding crop of mine. > > What? Back in the day, I almost took riding lessons–horseback lessons, silly! > > 😉 :eek: I don’t remember volunteering. Was I late to the meeting or something? Jim ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/311 "2006-03-14T20:57:32Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > Woulnd’t they just be chaps? > > In any event, take pictures. I am sure that we can sell them! Seem’s you know a tad bit more then I do on the subject of chaps. Not that I am implying anything 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/312 "2006-03-14T20:59:48Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > :eek: > :eek: > > I don’t remember volunteering. Was I late to the meeting or something? > > Jim Well it was going to be voted on based on board contribution, but then I looked at my post count and yours. Well rules changed. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/313 "2006-03-14T21:00:05Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > …I don’t remember volunteering. Was I late to the meeting or something? > > Jim I’ll **make** you volunteer! Say it! Say you’ll do it! Who daddy is? That’s right, and no safe-word for you! ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/314 "2006-03-14T21:00:10Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > I don’t know about anyone else but It’s not my intention to prove anyone–or get anyone to admit being–wrong. It’s all about getting them to acknolwege the possibility. Dude. I have acknowledged from the beginning that this has been about judgment and parsing. What part of that don’t you understand? And no, that’s not what you’ve been about: you jumped into this calling my parsing of Maureen’s crypto-post a strawman, which is to suggest that I did NOT in fact interpret it the way I said I did; I just pretended to in order to offer a false argument. Your initial foray into this seems, to me, to be about discounting the “possibility” that I might have parsed Maureen’s post differently than you. THAT’S the position I’ve said you’ve refused to back down from, the position that I was dishonest in my characterization of Maureen’s code, rather than (as now I hope I’ve convinced is the fact) that I reached a different, but arguably equally valid given then paucity of sense in Maureen’s oblique post, conclusion. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/315 "2006-03-14T21:04:13Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > Well it was going to be voted on based on board contribution, but then I looked at my post count and yours. Well rules changed. 🙂 Don’t worry, as I was recently told, it is quality not quantity. I post way too much. Poor hamsters. > [@Binarydrone](#): > > I’ll make you volunteer! Say it! Say you’ll do it! Who daddy is? That’s right, and no safe-word for you! Not my kink, hell I don’t know if I have a kink. I might be too boring. Jim ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/316 "2006-03-14T21:05:18Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > I think that ended about four pages ago. 😃 Still giggling over here over page 7. I like the convo about Jim and chaps alot more than anything on **EC** et al. **What Exit** --better do as **binary** says. Who knows what’ll happen if you don’t. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/317 "2006-03-14T21:07:04Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > Not my kink, hell I don’t know if I have a kink. I might be too boring. > > Jim Sorry, must preview more. Jimmy, you and I can be boring together. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/318 "2006-03-14T21:07:29Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Friend Finn’s expertise in matters of perv is well established. Well, I’m no **Evil Captor** , but I do my best. 😉 > [@elucidator](#): > > We should be guided by his advice. Now we’re talkin’ ! > [@El Cid Viscoso](#): > > Not at all, Jim, I don’t dislike anybody here. I just think it’s > funny how Finn can’t ever seem to filter himself, even at the risk of HUGE Alanis-esque irony. And where, exactly, was the irony here? Or anywhere else, for that matter? You’ve also agreed with one of exy’s lies that is, lo and behold, designed to start yet another fight. Who would’ve thunk it. Do you really think that “And there’s certainly no rule here about posting while stupid. Doesn’t change tha fact that you did it.” signifies the _end_ of a pissing match? That’s a burying of the hatchet? Or it’s another insult designed to fuel the pissing match? In other words, exy is again shown to be a liar who enjoys making things up in order to moan about being a victim and start another fight. > [@El Cid Viscoso](#): > > Hama’s burn was terrific. Mmm hmmm. And yet, nothing I’ve said was wrong, and it did indeed stop a pissing match. **Operation Ripper** responded to my post, said that he agreed, and that he’d drop his part in the spat. That someone then chose to snipe at me and to make up nonsense-insults really doesn’t bother me, at all. Especially since I was not only correct in everything I’ve said, but by his continued behavior of lying in order to start fights, exy has proven me right in this very thread. Ah well. ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/319 "2006-03-14T21:09:29Z")
> [@El Cid Viscoso](#): > > Yeah, that’s kinda the way I saw it, if one can even _call_ it a pissing match. So are we agreed Finn’s a sniveling cock? So I got whooshed? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172/320 "2006-03-14T21:12:06Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > But the very grounds of your argument are suited to a discussion of _legal_ limits to freedom of speech, not what works on a message board. Whether it’s inflammatory or offensive is irrelevant - if it’s constantly repeated in ways that stop _other_ conversations from happening, or if it consistently involves trying to trick people into having a conversation with you, that’s a problem. Issues like that don’t have any counterpart in the real world, but they matter when it comes to having a reasonable conversation on a message board. > > Except that the problem is not with **Evil Captor** ’s beliefs. Believe it or not, we’re not a bunch of prudes dedicated to stopping all expression of sexual thought. The problem is the manner he uses to express his sexual interests. It’s irritating to anyone who’s reading the threads and doesn’t always want to discuss slavegirl fantasies. You missed the point. I’m saying that this appears to be, based on available evidence, a banning because X number of people complained about “offensive” behavior. And I’m saying that’s a dangerous precedent. You aren’t necessarily a prude trying to stop the expression of sexual thought, but what about the other complainants? As for the idea that his banning was due to hijacking, irrespective of the content of his posts - I don’t find that credible, because people regularly “hijack” threads, and it’s not even usually a bad thing. Your mileage may vary. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-captors-suspension/348172.md?page=17)