# Evil Dead Mafia II - Teaser and Sign-Ups \[Game On!\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 29, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493 "2010-09-29T17:35:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 147
**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2921 "2010-11-12T22:02:39Z")
poke. poke. poke. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2922 "2010-11-12T22:18:29Z")
Oh, that was just me using my Super Duper Secret “prevent anyone from posting during the workday” power. It’s so secret, even **story** didn’t know I had it. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2923 "2010-11-12T23:43:24Z")
Just shoot me or hang me already. ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2924 "2010-11-13T00:10:08Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > Just shoot me or hang me already. Sorry, you’ll have to wait until morning. ---
**Author:** ![TexCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/texcat/32/9041_2.png) [@TexCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TexCat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2925 "2010-11-13T00:37:36Z")
Unofficial (final) vote tally: **Natlaw: 2** Nanook(2685), Normal Phase(2735) both from yesterDay \*\*OAOW: 1 \*\*Cookies(2779), [del]lilflower(2780)[/del] \*\*Mrs. McG: 1? \*\* OAOW( 2807) \*\*Cookies: 12 (7) \*\*Stanislaus(2820), Drain(2823), Hal (2825) , lilflower(2826,2845), USCDiver(2827,2848), brewha(2837), texcat(2839,2843), Oy(2841),OAOW(2842), Mahaloth(2846), Natlaw(2879,2917), Mrs. Mc(2897) No vote: Total Lost OAOW final voted Cookies, but I didn’t see an unvote of Mrs. Total Lost only posted once toDay that I found, and that was recommending that Mrs. McG shoot Cookies. Nanook posted just after Dawn, but hasn’t posted since. ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2926 "2010-11-13T01:33:58Z")
**unvote** **vote: Cookies** ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2927 "2010-11-13T15:40:07Z")
Per player request, end of day will be delayed slightly, until around 4:30 today. ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2928 "2010-11-13T21:21:57Z")
**EXT - THE CORNFIELD, NEAR THE WOODCHIPPER** THE MOB (Variously) Cookies killed Omi No Kami! Kill her! To the woodchipper! Get her! I don’t even _like_ Cookies! Well, Chocolate Chip are OK, but those Vienna Fingers suck! _Close on Cookies. She rises to her full height: surprisingly, she is about eight feet tall. Long, sharpened claws extend from her hands. Her face, we note, is oblong, equipped with at least three rows of razor-sharp teeth. Her body is covered with thick, metallic plating. A runner of saliva drips from her teeth; when it hits the ground, there is a sizzling sound._ SOMEONE Huh. You’d think we’d have noticed that before now. _Fearless, the mob presses toward the creature that went by the name of **Cookies**. It hisses dangerously. The mob raises its weapons. Then, suddenly:_ A VOICE Wait! _They turn. **Stanislaus** has stepped out of the crowd, and now moves to stand protectively in front of the creature._ STANISLAUS What are we doing? EXTRA What? ANOTHER EXTRA What? COOKIES Ssssssaaaaggggghhhhh (this means “what,” but in Alien)? STANISLAUS Haven’t we evolved enough as a species to stop solving our problems with violence? Surely we can spare this poor creature, which has clearly traveled far and battled bravely? Also, does anyone have any Xantac? _Suddenly, **Stanislaus’** rib cage bursts open. From within bursts a tiny creature, identical to Cookies but much smaller, snarling with terrible menace. As Stanislaus drops away, the tiny creature rears up beside its parent. Orchestral sting._ EXTRA Holy shit! _For a moment, there is a standoff. But then the woodchipper, so near by, springs to horrible life again. A strange violet mist rises up from the woodchipper; Cookies and her Spawn spin around and assume defensive postures. But the mist surrounds them; when it clears, both are gone. Sated again, for the moment, the woodchipper grinds slowly to a halt, a strange green goo now mixed with the bright red stains about its entry._ * * * **Cometothedarksidewehavecookies** , the Alien, who was a Malicious Third-Party (Serial Killer), has been lynched. Sadly, **Stanislaus** , the Improbably Skillful Computer Geek, who was pro-Town (Mason/Investigator) has also been silenced. The Night begins now, and will end as usual at around 3:00PM on Monday afternoon. Have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2929 "2010-11-13T22:02:59Z")
Wait, what? Did **Cookies** kill **Stanislaus**? Or at least cause **Stanislaus** to be killed? ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2930 "2010-11-13T22:13:57Z")
Note: **Stanislaus** was the first player to vote **Cookies**. If she took him with her, that’s probably why. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2931 "2010-11-14T00:35:47Z")
So long, incubators. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2932 "2010-11-14T01:22:22Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > So long, incubators. 😛 Don’t you mean, “See you later, incubators!” ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2933 "2010-11-14T01:47:31Z")
“In a while, wood-chipper pile!” ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2934 "2010-11-14T01:56:16Z")
My life is complete after reading the previous three posts. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2935 "2010-11-14T04:13:15Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > “In a while, wood-chipper pile!” There will be no social grace at the next Ovis aries opportunity. Oh yes, the lanolin will fly. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2936 "2010-11-14T10:08:34Z")
So was that good or bad? Stanislaus is a valuable role to lose ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2937 "2010-11-14T11:05:50Z")
Ooh, that Hurt. Go Town! ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2938 "2010-11-14T13:33:38Z")
> [@Stanislaus](#): > > Ooh, that Hurt. For shame, sir! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2939 "2010-11-14T13:48:24Z")
> [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](#): > > So was that good or bad? Stanislaus is a valuable role to lose ☹ I’m guessing it was inevitable, and as I said above, I think (hope) that it was because **Stanislaus** was her first vote, and not because she “impregnated” a lot of us, the first one being **Stanislaus** , and he just happened to burst forth at Dusk. Because that could be a Very Bad Thing, but could also account for how little **Cookies** seems to have killed outright. OK, now I’m just sick with the possible ramifications of _that_ idea. We need to find the two or three remaining Scum and find them fast, because it’s possible that Stanislaus’s is not the first chest that will burst. Well, hopefully this was just a one shot deal here, but that wouldn’t be a bad idea for a Game, would it? An Alien Recruitment game? ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/2940 "2010-11-14T15:34:56Z")
To the best of my ability, these are the IDs **Stanislaus** got in the course of his tragically-shortened career as our Improbably Skillful Computer Geek (please add any I might have missed): 54722 - **NAF1138** 11112 - **Special ed** 19991 - **Telcontar** 24501 - **Cookies** 80010 - **lilflower** 01553 - **Total Lost** 88888 - **Hal Briston** 84743 - **TexCat** 26021 - **Mrs. McGinty** Presumably, **Stanislaus** found these people the most suspicious, and I’m guessing there is some Scum to be found among the unidentified in that list, because I have great admiration for **Stanislaus** ’s abilities as a player. So, despite her fellow mason’s death, I think **Normal** ’s investigations still have considerable potential to be valuable, as do, of course, **OAOW** ’s. I think **Normal** should again be Protected toNight. Her confirmed Towniness outweighs the limitations of her investigative abilities. IMHO. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493.md?page=146) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493.md?page=148)