# Evil Dead Mafia II - Teaser and Sign-Ups \[Game On!\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 29, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493 "2010-09-29T17:35:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1621 "2010-10-15T18:31:18Z")
It’s been done. Go with something from Walden. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1622 "2010-10-15T18:32:27Z")
i was thinking war and peace. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1623 "2010-10-15T18:35:23Z")
just for you **naf** since you asked so nicely, kind of. Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. I sat at a table where were rich food and wine in abundance, and obsequious attendance, but sincerity and truth were not; and I went away hungry from the inhospitable board. The hospitality was as cold as the ices. I thought that there was no need of ice to freeze them. They talked to me of the age of the wine and the fame of the vintage; but I thought of an older, a newer, and purer wine, of a more glorious vintage, which they had not got, and could not buy. The style, the house and grounds and “entertainment” pass for nothing with me. I called on the king, but he made me wait in his hall, and conducted like a man incapacitated for hospitality. There was a man in my neighborhood who lived in a hollow tree. His manners were truly regal. I should have done better had I called on him. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1624 "2010-10-15T18:44:08Z")
i like this as well. Hermit. I cannot resist. My brown bread will soon be gone. I will go with you gladly soon, but I am just concluding a serious meditation. I think that I am near the end of it. Leave me alone, then, for a while. But that we may not be delayed, you shall be digging the bait meanwhile. Angleworms are rarely to be met with in these parts, where the soil was never fattened with manure; the race is nearly extinct. The sport of digging the bait is nearly equal to that of catching the fish, when one’s appetite is not too keen; and this you may have all to yourself today. I would advise you to set in the spade down yonder among the ground-nuts, where you see the johnswort waving. I think that I may warrant you one worm to every three sods you turn up, if you look well in among the roots of the grass, as if you were weeding. Or, if you choose to go farther, it will not be unwise, for I have found the increase of fair bait to be very nearly as the squares of the distances. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1625 "2010-10-15T18:52:00Z")
Wiki articles! ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1626 "2010-10-15T18:57:50Z")
Peek, first, thanks for going with my request! Second, I have found the best thing for you to quote. ee cummings poems They fit you perfectly. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1627 "2010-10-15T19:04:47Z")
[quote=“peekercpa, post:1619, topic:555493”] > [@special\_ed](#): > > \ > he’s a liar. he’s a twisted bitter soul because i and **dirx** kicked his ass. > > and because it probably is not fair to vote for **naf** because i mis read his original comment/post. > > **unvote** > > **vote ed** > > or fuck it > > **unvote** > > **vote oy** > > we can’t very well break our string of not lynching newbs, can we? i mean, shit as a grizzled vet i should get some consideration. > > on third thought, probably a bad idea to run up all the newbs. i mean we did manage to kill off **burby** here pretty quick in lotr. and not to much later over on **idle** ’s board. > > so in that regard. > > **unvote** > > **vote briston** > > ewe know he has to be up to mutton good. plus his silence is getting pretty hanibalish (get it - if not ask me after it’s over). > > on second thought. if he is hanging out with the barnyard folks that is probably better than hanging around the schools. > > **unvote** > > and so that leads me back to my original case. > > **vote cookies** > > oh whoops i misquoted myself > > **unvote** > > **vote coca cola man** > > fuck, i did it again. > > **unvote** > > **vote maha** > > i mean he went behind my back in mazalan making other allegiances. the fact that i was doing it as well still doesn’t excuse his lack of faithfulness. > > but that is kind of inconsistent so: > > **unvote** > > **vote liflower** > > i like the name and just couldn’t resist. > > but fuck that is another fracking newb. > > **unvote** > > **vote story** > > that’s where it should always be. I think I’m insulted… ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1628 "2010-10-15T19:16:48Z")
just because it has boobs and laying in between legs. between the breasts of bestial Marj lie large men who praise Marj’s cleancornered strokable body these men’s fingers toss trunks shuffle sacks spin kegs they curl loving around beers the world has these men’s hands but their bodies big and boozing belong to Marj the greenslim purse of whose face opens on a fatgold grin hooray hoorah for the large men who lie between the breasts of bestial Marj for the strong men who sleep between the legs of Lil ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1629 "2010-10-15T19:18:52Z")
[quote=“Suburban\_Plankton, post:1627, topic:555493”] > [@peekercpa](#): > > I think I’m insulted… well we can’t have that, can we? **unvote** **vote burby/puffy** ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1630 "2010-10-15T19:22:28Z")
neta: the above quotes from walden pond were obviously directed at **idle** , not **naf**. and for **oy!** **woot the fucking woot.** ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1631 "2010-10-15T19:22:56Z")
I’m really doing well in this game, aren’t I. :rolleyes: **Vote peeker** ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1632 "2010-10-15T19:36:26Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > > [@Suburban\_Plankton](#): > > > > well we can’t have that, can we? > > > > **unvote** > > > > **vote burby/puffy** Thanks. I feel like part of the family now. Something just occurred to me. If peeker has some kind of “nullify all votes cast against him” sort of ability, then I just screwed myself ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1633 "2010-10-15T19:43:45Z")
> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#): > > > [@peekercpa](#): > > > > Thanks. I feel like part of the family now. > Something just occurred to me. If peeker has some kind of “nullify all votes cast against him” sort of ability, then I just screwed myself and now i am glad at where my final vote landed. skim much? i already said i was niller town, fcs. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1634 "2010-10-15T19:49:04Z")
i think i need to get **meeko** to help me translate this one. dead every enourmous piece of nonsense which itself must call a state submicroscopic is- compared with pitying terrible some alive individual ten centuries of original soon or make it ten times ten are more than not entitled to complain -plunged in eternal now if who’re by the five nevers of a lear ---
**Author:** ![Natlaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a88e57/32.png) [@Natlaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natlaw)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1635 "2010-10-15T20:00:07Z")
I think we’re lucky the Day is ending early… ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1636 "2010-10-15T20:07:36Z")
I’m appropriately amused. Love ya peeks. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1637 "2010-10-15T20:07:49Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > > [@Suburban\_Plankton](#): > > > > Thanks. I feel like part of the family now. > > Something just occurred to me. If peeker has some kind of “nullify all votes cast against him” sort of ability, then I just screwed myself > > and now i am glad at where my final vote landed. skim much? > > i already said i was niller town, fcs. Yes, you have said that. And I already said that I think you’re a lying Scumbag. I hope you don’t need me to draw you a picture; ASCII Art was never my strongest subject. ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1638 "2010-10-15T20:22:02Z")
> [@Normal\_Phase](#): > > I’m appropriately amused. Love ya peeks. I’m with you. Want to share the popcorn while reading? They are quite tasty. As cookie already said: The ghost stole the brie… But the popcorn are still very nice 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1639 "2010-10-15T20:25:01Z")
This ghost wants a poker game. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1640 "2010-10-15T20:53:30Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > **vote maha** > > i mean he went behind my back in mazalan making other allegiances. the fact that i was doing it as well still doesn’t excuse his lack of faithfulness. > > but that is kind of inconsistent so: 1. I never did go behind your back in Malazan. 2. You did? :eek: :mad: Meh, that was the game I guess. I still have 215 PM’s in my inbox over there from that game. About 200 of those are from you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493.md?page=81) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493.md?page=83)