# Evil Dead Mafia II - Teaser and Sign-Ups \[Game On!\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 29, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493 "2010-09-29T17:35:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1661 "2010-10-16T01:36:16Z")

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So you were wanting to take it and immediately put it on the pedestal?

Did you ask **story** first if that would work?

**Can you use the book as soon as you obtain it, or does obtaining it count as a use for that Day or Night?**

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1662 "2010-10-16T02:03:36Z")

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When is Day supposed to be ending again?

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1663 "2010-10-16T02:17:37Z")

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Tomorrow morning around 9am I believe.

I see that \*\*peekercpa \*\*is spamming the thread now. I guess that kind of seals the deal in my mind. I was going to suggest that were he truly a vanilla townie, he could at least post his player name and generic, but I think it’s clear now he’s really saving the fake claims for his Scum buddies, or possibly is a third party who didn’t get any fake claims.

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1664 "2010-10-16T02:21:03Z")

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Wow, dubbya tee eff?

So, Peeker’s posting off the wall shit that’s as good as admitting he’s scum - yet he still claims vanilla? Psst… niller makes you sound like you’re missing teeth and bootleggin moonshine. Maybe that’s what you’re going for?

If you are really a vanilla town, you’re playing like ass. If you insist on quoting poetry instead of your PM and you really are town, you are hurting all of us. Whether or not you get lynched, you still win if the town does. I know you already know this. And because of that I can’t help but think you’re scum and just passin the time til you meet the inevitable.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1665 "2010-10-16T02:49:22Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> So you were wanting to take it and immediately put it on the pedestal?
> 
> Did you ask **story** first if that would work?
> 
> **Can you use the book as soon as you obtain it, or does obtaining it count as a use for that Day or Night?**

I didn’t…but if it didn’t work, I would have put it back, yes.

Why are you trying to cast doubt on me? You’re smudging me all over…simply because you think it wasn’t a good idea to try for the book because it’d give up my Night power…only I’ve repeatedly (now three times) told you I would have given up the book before I gave up my Night power, so all you’re doing is making my suspicion of YOU rise more. You’re really seeming to try to make my actions out to be anti-Town.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1666 "2010-10-16T03:07:55Z")

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> [@brewha](#):
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> Wow, dubbya tee eff?
> 
> So, Peeker’s posting off the wall shit that’s as good as admitting he’s scum - yet he still claims vanilla? Psst… niller makes you sound like you’re missing teeth and bootleggin moonshine. Maybe that’s what you’re going for?
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> If you are really a vanilla town, you’re playing like ass. If you insist on quoting poetry instead of your PM and you really are town, you are hurting all of us. Whether or not you get lynched, you still win if the town does. I know you already know this. And because of that I can’t help but think you’re scum and just passin the time til you meet the inevitable.

this is all i have to say about that.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uzae_SqbmDE/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AG-AoAC7gGKAgwIABABGGUgRyhEMA8=&rs=AOn4CLCw8yjyRgVsMyhEcTEE8em04y0sPw "Deliverance - Banjo Duel") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE)

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**Author:** ![TexCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/texcat/32/9041_2.png) [@TexCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TexCat)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1667 "2010-10-16T03:28:33Z")

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Yuck. I have no idea who to vote for. As much as NAF still looks scummy to me, I mostly believe Idle’s claim. I also, oddly enough, believe peeker’s claim. Perhaps I am just too trusting? I would really like to not vote, but think that’s always wrong. And so I am going to vote on very feeble reasoning. Sorry, I’ve been out of town, but should be home again mid-week next week, and able to pay a little better attention to the game.

**vote: drain bead**

First, because Drain is always scum. Second, because she was asking scum not to pick her. Third, because first she seemed to say that NAF and peeker both had to be scum:

> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> I’m with **Rysto** there–the case against **peeker** necessarily involves a case against **NAF** as well. If **NAF** comes up Scum, I’d be voting for **peeker** next, and vice-versa.

but after Idle’s claim:

> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> 1. I’m still voting **peeker**. I will continue to do this until I get a valid explanation for why he fears giving a blueprint to the Scum that they’ve already had since yesterDay. As **NAF** mentioned, it’s not necessary that **NAF** be Scum to make the mistake he did (although it sure is the easiest explanation), and I’m not necessarily willing to give him a pass for peeker-being-peeker reasons. Not to mention that even if **Idle** is telling the truth (which looks like the most obvious explanation), it doesn’t necessarily mean that **NAF** isn’t Scum… **Idle** ’s own PM says that not all our enemies are Deadites.

This looks like a lot of wishy-washy crap that does not mesh well with her earlier statement.

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1668 "2010-10-16T10:42:04Z")

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Someone downstream mentioned Idle nominating who he is gonna touch. I do not think he should do this. If I read his role pm correctly, if he touches a demon, he dies, but they get marked with flames such that all will see or whatever, so if Idle does find scum, we should know who he found even though he is dead, so I see no gain to him naming his target.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1669 "2010-10-16T11:55:11Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> > [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> > So you were wanting to take it and immediately put it on the pedestal?
> > 
> > Did you ask **story** first if that would work?
> > 
> > **Can you use the book as soon as you obtain it, or does obtaining it count as a use for that Day or Night?**
> 
> I didn’t…but if it didn’t work, I would have put it back, yes.
> 
> Why are you trying to cast doubt on me? You’re smudging me all over…simply because you think it wasn’t a good idea to try for the book because it’d give up my Night power…only I’ve repeatedly (now three times) told you I would have given up the book before I gave up my Night power, so all you’re doing is making my suspicion of YOU rise more. You’re really seeming to try to make my actions out to be anti-Town.

Mainly because it’s the only part of your actions that didn’t mesh with your roleclaim, so I wanted you to explain it. And I don’t particularly care if you suspect me–if you’re telling the truth you have a perfectly valid tool at your disposal to remove all doubt. I invite investigations of all type–more confirmed Town is a good thing.

And to address the person questioning why you should name your target right before Dawn, confirmed Town is the reason. If you die due to the Scum killing you and not due to the power, we could all benefit from knowing which Townie you touched.

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1670 "2010-10-16T11:57:56Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> And to address the person questioning why you should name your target right before Dawn, confirmed Town is the reason. If you die due to the Scum killing you and not due to the power, we could all benefit from knowing which Townie you touched.

why would it matter? If Idle dies due to scum action we wouldn’t know the order actions resolved in, so wouldn’t know if he had touched his target or not.

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1671 "2010-10-16T13:05:35Z")

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Ugh! F5 F5 F5…

I just finished a night shift and I want to go to bed!

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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1672 "2010-10-16T13:20:37Z")

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**Story** was on-line at 8:55 (he answered a question I had - well, didn’t answer a question is a better description), so I can only suppose he is composing Color.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1673 "2010-10-16T13:21:59Z")

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**EXT - CABIN, NEAR THE CORNFIELD**

_Close on the face of PEEKERCPA. His back is to the corn, the rest of the group has encircled him. His eyes are wide._

PEEKERCPA  
Again?!? This is happening _again?_ Well, it was ever thus. It was thus in Gondor, and on the Planet of Skrulls, and even in that scum-covered pond. I’m not afraid, I’ll face death gladly. But before I do: what the _hell_, Texas Rangers? How the crap do you lose that game? Seriously, the entire decent, god-fearing world is rooting for you last night, hoping you can finally vanquish the real damn demons in this world, and you pull an _el foldo_ like that? What the hell? Seriously, what the _hell?_

NANOOK  
What is he talking about?

TEXCAT  
I have no idea.

OMI NO KAMI  
\<says nothing, was apparently in the restroom all day\>

PEEKERCPA  
And furthermore, Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

IDLE THOUGHTS  
Wait, what?

PEEKERCPA  
You must understand that everything was in confusion in the Oblonsky’s house. The wife had discovered that the husband was carrying on an intrigue with a French girl, who had been a governess in their family, and she had announced to her husband that she could not go on living in the same house with him. This position of affairs had now lasted two days, and not only the husband and wife themselves, but all the members of their family and the household, were painfully conscious of it.

SPECIAL ED  
I always knew he was crazy.

PEEKERCPA  
While we’re on the subject, did you know that when in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should _swallow all your souls?_

TOTAL LOST  
Did he just say - ?

PEEKERCPA  
Kill me? You can’t kill me! I’m as thin and insubstantial as the air. In half a moment I’ll be gone on the breeze, and I’ll haunt your sleep for as long as you all live. Woot the freaking -

_Oy! hits him with a frying pan - his eyes widen_

PEEKERCPA  
Woot?

\*Oy hits him again. The screen fades to dark.

CUT TO - the kitchen, one hour later. Through the window we see fresh blood decorating the wood chipper. The gang is snacking. \*

STANISLAUS  
That was… unpleasant.

GUIRI EN ESPANA  
At least we got one of them, though.

MAHALOTH  
Wait, did you guys hear that?

WANDERERS  
Under the kitchen table!

_We hear a strange, croaking chatter. The gang leans to look under the table. POV shot - the gang. We see a small squirrel, which would be clearly adorable were in not for the fact that it has evidently been dead for several weeks. This does not stop it from looking balefully at the gang, chittering as best it can in its current state of decomposition, and scurrying under the kitchen cabinets and away from the grasping hands of the gang._

COOKIES  
Well… _that_ happened.

* * *

**peekercpa,** Morphous, Nightmare Prince, who was Scum (Role-Blocker) has been lynched.

Also, **There is a Zombie Squirrel in the kitchen.** It cannot be targeted or voted for or anything like that, do don’t waste a lot of effort trying 😃

Thus begins Night Two, which will end on Monday afternoon at 3:00PM. Discuss whatever you please, but please submit Night actions by this time if you want them to happen. Day end PMs will go out within the half-hour.

Have fun!

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1674 "2010-10-16T13:25:56Z")

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Go town! You can go to bed now Diver…

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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1675 "2010-10-16T13:29:56Z")

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You were composing color indeed, **story** , and well worth the wait it was!

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1676 "2010-10-16T13:31:43Z")

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In bed, on phone! Woohoo. Now I can’t wait to find out if that was a genuine slip or not!

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**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1677 "2010-10-16T13:31:50Z")

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Dang, that was beautiful.

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**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1678 "2010-10-16T13:36:25Z")

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Phew! I got a little worried when I saw his name in blue…

Scum roleblocker, yeah! Go Town!

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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1679 "2010-10-16T13:37:28Z")

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Where did you see his name in blue, **Guiri**?

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**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-dead-mafia-ii-teaser-and-sign-ups-game-on/555493/1680 "2010-10-16T13:42:08Z")

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> [@Oy](#):
>
> Where did you see his name in blue, **Guiri**?

When the color was first posted his name was in blue, **Story** edited it shortly after.

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