# Evil Halloween Treats **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 24, 2014, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317 "2014-10-24T02:32:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/1 "2014-10-24T02:32:41Z")
Okay, you’re NOT going to pass these out to trick or treaters. They might be illegal or cruel. And you’re a responsible adult. But still, there’s an evil side to you. So let it out here. What evil Halloween treats would you consider passing out? 1. Those little packs of 4 or 5 cigarettes that came with C-rations. 2. Little 1 oz bottles of booze. 3. Caramel covered onions on a stick. 4. Condiment packets. 5. McDonald’s french fries. (Not a coupon. Dump several extra large things of french fries into a bowl, and offer it to the trick or treaters saying “Go ahead, take a handful!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/2 "2014-10-24T02:35:25Z")
Fried chicken embryos. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/3 "2014-10-24T03:53:33Z")
Cat Box Almond Roca ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/4 "2014-10-24T04:40:19Z")
Unsharpened pencils. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/5 "2014-10-24T05:03:15Z")
Pepto Bismol tablets. > [@](#): > > 1. Condiment packets. Especially Chinese mustard and hot sauce. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/6 "2014-10-24T05:08:42Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > Unsharpened pencils. You know what makes a dandy sharpener? Scalpels. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/7 "2014-10-24T05:19:30Z")
Hardboiled eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/8 "2014-10-24T06:11:31Z")
Tampons ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/9 "2014-10-24T06:46:36Z")
Stewed tomatoes Habanero chiles Epoxy popcorn balls ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/10 "2014-10-24T08:13:50Z")
Those 15 year old meds I found in my medicine cabinet. Can’t make out what they are but they’re brightly colored. Also those Mickey Mouse “stamps” I got from that hippie back in '72. ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/11 "2014-10-24T11:05:48Z")
A box full of razor blades with an apple in it. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/12 "2014-10-24T14:41:07Z")
[I win](http://www.chick.com/seasonal/halloween/2014/). ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/13 "2014-10-24T15:33:15Z")
Rocks. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/14 "2014-10-24T16:47:57Z")
Garlic-flovored mints (for repelling vampires) are a real thing. I’ll bet kids will love them! [https://search.yahoo.com/search;\_ylt=AwrBT.GMRUpUwEEAcMhXNyoA;\_ylc=X1MDMjc2NjY3OQRfcgMyBGZyA3lmcC10LTkwMQRncHJpZANfbVM2U2lRR1JMU1haUXlmNUF3VklBBG5fcnNsdAMwBG5fc3VnZwMyBG9yaWdpbgNzZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMwBHBxc3RyAwRwcXN0cmwDBHFzdHJsAzIxBHF1ZXJ5A0dhcmxpYy1mbGF2b3JlZCBtaW50cwR0X3N0bXADMTQxNDE2OTIzMg--?p=Garlic-flavored+mints&fr2=sb-top-search&fr=yfp-t-901&fp=1](https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AwrBT.GMRUpUwEEAcMhXNyoA;_ylc=X1MDMjc2NjY3OQRfcgMyBGZyA3lmcC10LTkwMQRncHJpZANfbVM2U2lRR1JMU1haUXlmNUF3VklBBG5fcnNsdAMwBG5fc3VnZwMyBG9yaWdpbgNzZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMwBHBxc3RyAwRwcXN0cmwDBHFzdHJsAzIxBHF1ZXJ5A0dhcmxpYy1mbGF2b3JlZCBtaW50cwR0X3N0bXADMTQxNDE2OTIzMg--?p=Garlic-flavored+mints&fr2=sb-top-search&fr=yfp-t-901&fp=1) ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/15 "2014-10-24T23:24:17Z")
I always offer something awful first. “Do you want a red potato, a white potato or a purple potato?” Or “Would you like a carrot, a brussel sprout or an onion?” Turns out they like hard boiled eggs and pickles. Then candy! ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/16 "2014-10-24T23:51:16Z")
a Peeps stuffed with chunks of Circus Peanuts. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_Hey\_Paula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hey\_Hey\_Paula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_Hey_Paula)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/17 "2014-10-25T02:07:50Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > Unsharpened pencils. 😕 I give out unsharpened Halloween-themed pencils (along with candy). I’ve done so for years and they’re always a hit. Well sometimes the really little kids try to hand them back, but the adults they’re with don’t let them - hey, free school supplies! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/18 "2014-10-25T04:03:17Z")
Root beer barrels. ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/19 "2014-10-25T13:36:44Z")
You’ve all missed the most horrifying thing of all. Raisins. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317/20 "2014-10-25T13:56:59Z")
> [@Octarine](#): > > You’ve all missed the most horrifying thing of all. > Raisins. Last year’s raisins are even better. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-halloween-treats/702317.md?page=2)