# Evil Homosexual vs. Right-Thinking Patriot **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 26, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160 "2001-08-26T04:22:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/1 "2001-08-26T04:22:01Z")
Yogi Yorgenson, you are quite a trip. Under 20 posts and you’ve already managed to prove yourself to be a man of frightful ignorance. Witness, my fellow Dopers: In [this thread about men wearing earrings](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83547) he states > [@](#): > > There’s no way I would allow a male child of mine wear an earring. They’re not homosexual, nor are they pirates, so why would they wear them? After that he goes on to ask lolagranola > [@](#): > > Hey LOLAGRANONALA- What does your husband say about his male offspring wearing feminine jewelry in his ears?.. Curious minds want to know! Because of course her husband should have stopped such behavior. In [this thread about who gets AIDS](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83303&pagenumber=2) he regales us with such gems as > [@](#): > > I’m a White Man, Heterosexual, and I have a next to zero chance of getting G.R.I.D. What chaps my ass is the Federal Gov. spending billions of my tax dollars on a disease that homosexuals are spreading amongst themselves. > By the way, the only heterosexual population that has a high risk for G.R.I.D. is the negro male population. \*\*That and the people who have sex with the negro male population. It’s only because of the high rate of promiscuity among the negro male populace. \*\* > > By the way, G.R.I.D. stands for “Gay Related Immunodeficiency Disease” which is what AIDS was originally called. Yep, It started and was spread by the homosexual lifestyle. > Instead of spending billions of taxpayer dollars on a disease which is spread by voluntary “livestyles”. I propose the Federal Government halt all G.R.I.D. education spending and instead have a top government official give the following Public Service Announcement: > “If you are a man, do not stick your penis into another mans anus. Likewise, if you are a man, do not allow another man to stick his penis into your anus. If you are a woman, do not allow a man who has put his penis into another mans anus to stick his penis into any orifice in your body.” > There, problem solved. Bolding is mine. [This one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78785) has got to be my favorite. > [@](#): > > The Rio has a very good buffet, but expect to pay for it. The Rio also has **a very surly negro cook** that works the breakfast shift, making omlettes, so watch out for him if you eat there. Oh, and to show that he doesn’t just hate negros and gays, he provides us with this [take on Mexicans](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83102) > [@](#): > > (I didn’t expect that) the Mexican Invasion would turn parts of Kalifornia to a 3rd world country. I must have missed [the part of the Bible where it says we should own guns.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83654) > [@](#): > > Just because most people of the rest of the world are slaves to their governments, doesnt mean the citizens of the U.S. should be. Over here, we can tell our government to screw off. The U.S was founded by Free Men. The only way we’ll remain free is if we retain the GOD given right to blow the head off of any government thug who seeks to take away our Constitutional Rights. And, in closing, I hope [that he never wins Powerball.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83722) > [@](#): > > I would form a personal militia, and we would go to the southern border of the U.S. and defend against the Mexican Invaders. > I would also found a private school which would teach constitution principles. Swear words would just cheapen the sheer depth of ignorance that is this man. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/2 "2001-08-26T04:26:51Z")
[field of dreams whisper] If you ignore him, he will go away… [/field of dreams whisper] ---
**Author:** ![Jeeves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@Jeeves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeeves)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/3 "2001-08-26T04:39:34Z")
But unfortunately **spooje** he won’t. Instead, if you confront him and his incredible bigotry and stupidity, theres a good chance he will flame out quite spectacularly, providing not also entertainment, but also getting him banned. Of course, there is the very slight chance he will admit that he’s an idiot, but that’s about as likely as our president admitting how much cocaine he has done. Jeeves PS, I hope he is deliberately trolling, because although I know there are people who hold his views, I always hoped that they were too stupid to figure out how to use a computer. Oh well, foolish hopes I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/4 "2001-08-26T04:45:26Z")
> [@](#): > > And, in closing, I hope that he never wins Powerball. > > > [@](#): > > > > I would form a personal militia, and we would go to the southern border of the U.S. and defend against the Mexican Invaders. Fortunately, I think that the INS would have a very dim view of this plan. As for GRID - he’s right that GRID is what AIDS was originally called when doctors in San Francisco and New York first became aware of a strange disease attacking gay men. The symptoms were often wildly disparate, but the fact that most of the victims (at first) were gay men linked them, hence the name, controversial even then. When it became clear that _the disease does not recognize sex, orientation or ethnicity_, doctors changed the name to represent this. The original name is one that the doctors gave in ignorance. For them, it was not willful. For you to use it in the year 2001, it is both. I could comment on the rest of Andygirl’s choice selections, but this one alone has upset me enough. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/5 "2001-08-26T04:45:45Z")
He wants the confrontation. I think that’s the whole point. He’s baiting us. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/6 "2001-08-26T04:46:36Z")
There was also this gem, in [The Confederate Flag in schools…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83494) in GD: > [@](#): > > The flag of the Federal Government, AKA the Stars and Stripes, is much more racist than the Confederate Battle flag. Its the Federal Government that mandates racism via it’s "Affirmative Action laws. Its the Federal Government that has a racist immigration policy. If that was my kids school that had a policy against “disruptive symbols”, then I’d go to that school every morning and create a disturbance around the flagpole, til they took that racist symbol down. I’m afraid my reply probably didn’t do any good; he probably _agrees_ with the sentiments [“all white men are and of right ought to be entitled to equal civil and political rights”](http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/csa/texsec.htm) and [“the negro is not equal to the white man”](http://members.aol.com/jfepperson/corner.html). ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/7 "2001-08-26T04:52:21Z")
I always wondered what sort of people joined the Constitution Party. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/8 "2001-08-26T04:53:06Z")
Drat, I knew I missed one. Spooje, I can’t help but think that he believes every word he writes. Just my thought, though- we’ll see. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/9 "2001-08-26T04:56:54Z")
Nutjob. In a different class entirely from such fuckheads as Brian Bunnyhurt, Baltazar, and Jack Dean Tyler, all one-trick ponies. This guy seems to have a nutjob opinion on everything. Here’s hoping his other brain cell dies (you gotta have two to be able to type). ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/10 "2001-08-26T05:24:56Z")
I saw through this dork when he had a mere 6 posts. **Spooje** hit the mark. He wants someone to say “shut up” so he can scream, “Fascist!” In fact, I got cash money says he starts a thread in the next week saying something about the evil cliques, the fascist moderators, or communist censorship or some such bullshit. If DNFTT was ever used anywhere, I think it should be here. For one thing it isn’t possible for one person to be in posession of so much ignorance. It’s a put on. He’s just being an ass. A pest. A mosquito. Flick him, I say. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/11 "2001-08-26T05:38:54Z")
Maybe for this one, we should use DSTFBITB… Do Shoot The Fucking Bastard In The Balls. Well, to be fair, he is amusing, at least… in that [insert morbidly fascinating event]-sort of way. Who knows, he might be good for a larf or two. Or maybe he’ll just go away. Maybe we should all play match-maker and hook him up with David Duke. ---
**Author:** ![HairyPotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3ab097/32.png) [@HairyPotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HairyPotter)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/12 "2001-08-26T05:53:37Z")
Personally, I find the guy very amusing. I suspect he may be a twisted 13 year-old, getting a kick out of pissing off adults. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/13 "2001-08-26T06:03:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > **Maybe for this one, we should use DSTFBITB… Do Shoot The Fucking Bastard In The Balls.** Ahh, I knew that “GOD given right” to own a gun would come in handy one day. ---
**Author:** ![gorewonfla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/da6949/32.png) [@gorewonfla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gorewonfla)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/14 "2001-08-26T06:35:51Z")
I think Qadgop has accolades in store for being the first person to confront him, and rather wittily at that, here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83303&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83303&pagenumber=2) As you can see, the Yogster responded by calling him a card and asking if he’d be sodomized. Soon after other people started replying to his posts, and when he logs back on, he’ll have to reply to those. I agree with **SPOOFE** , he is good for a morbid laugh or two, and once he realizes he doesn’t have any converts and is instead a laughable jerk he’ll go back to his shack. ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/15 "2001-08-26T06:37:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > > **Maybe for this one, we should use DSTFBITB… Do Shoot The Fucking Bastard In The Balls.** > > Ahh, I knew that “GOD given right” to own a gun would come in handy one day. \*\* Montfort + SPOOFE = Comedy GOLD! ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/16 "2001-08-26T06:52:21Z")
By the way…I normally consider myself -above- petty name-calling, but as long as this thread is here, I just hafta get it out. Yorgi, you are an asshat. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/17 "2001-08-26T07:54:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Montfort + SPOOFE = Comedy GOLD! Thank you, thank you, we’ll be here all night. Tell your friends about us. We also do weddings, funerals, and massive euphoric group orgies. By the way, Ash, I love the usage of the word “asshat”… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/18 "2001-08-26T10:58:34Z")
The man is an unashamed :wally and as such should be treated like a scab and ignored until such time has passed that he should drop off, never to be considered again. Until then, however, I cordially invite Yogi to get on his knees, smile like the lobotomised oaf he is and lick my bag as if it were made of Haagen Daas. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/19 "2001-08-26T11:58:06Z")
Reading those posts, I have to wonder if he’s **trying** to be offensive. Even the stupidest, most uneducated and bigoted people I know call it AIDS and know it isn’t just spread through (anal) intercourse. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160/20 "2001-08-26T12:08:57Z")
I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that this person doesn’t really _have_ an opinion. He’s just a teen or pre-teen that enjoys irritating people with asinine comments. Wouldn’t mom and dad be so proud? “Look, our little Yogi isn’t masturbating at the Dawson’s Creek site anymore. He’s actually using both hands on the keyboard.” Well mom and dad, time to send Yogi outside for some much needed fresh air. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-homosexual-vs-right-thinking-patriot/78160.md?page=2)