# Evil Plane Seat Design

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-plane-seat-design/724765>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 10, 2015, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-plane-seat-design/724765 "2015-07-10T13:46:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-plane-seat-design/724765/41 "2015-07-11T03:24:41Z")

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It’s just a patent, not something an airline is actually planning on using. There are all kinds of these [ridiculous ideas](http://www.businessinsider.com/airbus-bicycle-seat-patent-2014-7) floating around.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-plane-seat-design/724765/42 "2015-07-11T03:33:10Z")

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> [@Honey](#):
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> From looking at the diagram, I can’t tell how you would get from the middle seat, out to the aisle, to go to the rest room. 😕
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> Edited to add: Perhaps you’re meant to straddle the person in the aisle seat? So I assume they’ll be charging a premium for the aisle seats then.

Pretty much the same way you do now, I expect – you politely ask the person in the aisle seat to stand up and let you out. It’s not like it’s _ever_ been possible for people in middle or window seats to get out without asking the person on the aisle to move.

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**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-plane-seat-design/724765/43 "2015-07-11T04:28:15Z")

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The lack of out-of-the-box thinking by the airlines is evidenced by the continued assumption that passengers need to be _conscious_ while flying.

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-plane-seat-design/724765/44 "2015-07-11T04:35:07Z")

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What if the center seat was 6" above the flanking ones?

Your roaming hands are now on a different level than the next person’s butt.

Wasn’t that difficult?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-plane-seat-design/724765/45 "2015-07-11T05:15:03Z")

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Have they determined the fung shuei correctness of this?

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-plane-seat-design/724765/46 "2015-07-11T05:27:11Z")

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> [@Honey](#):
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> From looking at the diagram, I can’t tell how you would get from the middle seat, out to the aisle, to go to the rest room. 😕
> 
> Edited to add: Perhaps you’re meant to straddle the person in the aisle seat? So I assume they’ll be charging a premium for the aisle seats then.

Let alone how to get out of the _window_ seat. To do that, it looks like you’d have to crawl over the middle _and_ aisle seats.

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