# Evil=Sexy? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 28, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693 "2000-10-28T01:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/41 "2000-10-29T03:05:56Z")
Okay, maybe not goody two shoes guys, but not the dark side people that have been mentioned either. Faves? Alan Rickman’s part in ‘Sense And Sensibility’ [Colonel Brandon], ‘Mr. Darcy’ in Pride and Prejudice [A&E version] ‘Sam’ on Quantum Leap, Sam Waterston on Law and Order, and Chris Noth, also lately of Law and Order, HE, I absolutely drool over!! Or at least would like the chance! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/42 "2000-10-29T03:45:36Z")
So if Zoggie likes me, does that mean I’m evil? (see sig) ::D&R:: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/43 "2000-10-29T04:24:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*Why am I the only guy to have posted in this thread so far? Are there no other sexy evil women besides Frau Farbissina? \*\* My ex. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/44 "2000-10-29T05:09:55Z")
Okay, so not only is this thread not solely about me–_no one has even **mentioned** me yet?!?!!?!?_ I swear, go on vacation and how quickly they forget… What is the use of my having my own private bitch if he isn’t going to post to threads like this? Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/45 "2000-10-29T05:53:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > \*\*So if Zoggie likes me, does that mean I’m evil? (see sig) > > ::D&R:: \*\* Mmmm…maybe a bit evil. I always did associate you with sexy cowboy hats, and whips, and strange midwestern things. Hehe. If you **really** wanna find out if you’re evil…take this: [http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp](http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp) ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/46 "2000-10-30T04:32:26Z")
Just in case you were wondering (and judging by the responses you _weren’t_, according to the emode evil quiz, I am “pure evil.” What does that tell ya? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/47 "2000-10-30T04:46:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Just in case you were wondering (and judging by the responses you _weren’t_, according to the emode evil quiz, I am “pure evil.” > > What does that tell ya? \*\* That you are indeed the most evil of us all? Sorry to have left you out, Beth. 🙂 What answers did u put down exactly? And should I begin to feel an almighty fear whenever I see one of your posts? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/48 "2000-11-01T08:52:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ad Noctum \* > \*\*[sidenote] > on a side note (read… "and now for something COMPLETELY different) Marlon Brando also played Mark Antony in the B/W version of the Tragedy of Julius Caesar > thought I’d share > [/sidenote] \*\* By the way, this version was definitely better than the one with Charlton Heston as Mark Antony and John Gielgud as Julius Caesar. (Gielgud played Cassius, incidentally, to Brando’s Antony. James Mason, IIRC, played Brutus.) The BBC version, with Richard Pasco as Brutus, is also highly recommended. I liked it best of all. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/49 "2000-11-01T08:58:34Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Fretful Porpentine \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Never went in for that sort of thing myself – too busy lusting after Richard III. \*\* “Since the heavens have shap’d my body so, Let hell make crook’d my mind to answer it. I have no brother, I am like no brother; And this word ‘love,’ which greybeards call divine, Be resident in men like one another And not in me: I am myself alone.” Richard, Duke of Gloucester (later Richard III) –King Henry VI, Part 3, Act 5, Scene vi As for me, James Bond’s female antagonistics were every bit as fetching as his leading ladies. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/50 "2000-11-01T12:45:54Z")
Lucy Liu… in anything. ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/51 "2000-11-01T15:57:42Z")
Jareth from Labyrinth. Sara was a fool… ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/52 "2000-11-01T17:59:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*Let me give a few examples of people I have found to be sexy. > Francis Dolarhyde, Red Dragon. > > \*\* Good lord! The others I can maybe see, but this character is described as having a cleft palate so severe and deforming that his childhood nickname is “cuntface.” Gaaaaaah. I always that Jane Badler, the evil head alien chick on “V,” was pretty sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/53 "2000-11-01T18:30:32Z")
I forgot to add an old favorite and a new one. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled, and, um, the alien chick from Species. Don’t know how I managed to forget them… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/54 "2000-11-01T18:41:22Z")
Val Kilmer as Iceman in Top Gun. purrrrr… I’m a big fan of confident, less than squeaky clean guys. Both the really good and the really bad kind. One evil smirk and I’m there. Oh, yea…I’ll take that smile of yours and show you want to do with it… God I love a challenge. Vampires are always a favorite. I like my neck bitten anyway, possible death is just one more edge to the game. mmm…evil turns me on. Too bad all the good guys are… good. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/55 "2000-11-03T19:32:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pldennison \* > \*\*Good lord! The others I can maybe see, but this character is described as having a cleft palate so severe and deforming that his childhood nickname is “cuntface.” Gaaaaaah. > > I always that Jane Badler, the evil head alien chick on “V,” was pretty sexy. \*\* You could see the others ones? That I find a bit strange, considering whom I picked. 🙂 I do love freaking people out with the guys I am attracted to. I think if my parents realized the type of males I got turned on by, they’d sew my legs together for all eternity. By the way: on the subject of the James Bond female evil people…um, does _Octopussy_ mean what I **think** it does? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/56 "2000-11-05T19:03:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Val Kilmer as Iceman in Top Gun. purrrrr… > > I’m a big fan of confident, less than squeaky clean guys. Both the really good and the really bad kind. > > One evil smirk and I’m there. Oh, yea…I’ll take that smile of yours and show you want to do with it… God I love a challenge. > > Vampires are always a favorite. I like my neck bitten anyway, possible death is just one more edge to the game. > > mmm…evil turns me on. Too bad all the good guys are… good. \*\* Good thing they’re NOT. 🙂 In RPG, i used to date a vampire. Perchance this is where my love for the macabre originates? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/57 "2000-11-19T04:35:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jean Grey \* > \*\*Jareth from Labyrinth. Sara was a fool… \*\* Perhaps she was intimidated by the armadillo in his trousers. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/58 "2000-11-19T05:53:33Z")
Okay… My list of sexy villains. Raistlin from Dragonlance. Actually, throw Dalamar in there too… They were both WAY too sexy in that “I’ll kill you when you cease being of use to me” way. Cthulhu. Mmmm…tentacles. Roland from The Dark Tower series. Okay… he’s not exactly the “bad” guy. But he’s not a shining hero either. He’s bleak and rough and doesnt give a fuck about people who stand in his way. Lestat. Ah yes… he’s incredibly seductive. Though I fear the extent of my knowledge is weak, seeing as Ive only read The Vampire, Lestat. Dr. Evil. Okay… He’s not that attractive, but theres just something about him that makes me want him to gnaw on my kitty. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/59 "2000-11-27T03:51:14Z")
Whoa people have come BACK to this thread? Yay because I have someone new… Commodus from Gladiator. Joaquin (sp?) Phoenix was soo hot in that film. Hotter than Russel Crowe at any rate…(I’ve only seen parts of the movie, but we get to see it in Latin class next week…ahh.) ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693/60 "2000-11-27T04:23:17Z")
Jareth from _Labyrinth_. There’s something about David Bowie in that movie that makes me kinda horny. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-sexy/38693.md?page=4)