# Evil Villains Organization **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496 "2000-07-31T01:43:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/1 "2000-07-31T01:43:48Z")
I want to be a mad scientist, or at least an evil one. So I’m starting an evil villain society. I know Myrr21 will join, who else is with me? Please specify what you bring to the party. I have two powers: I can make any experiment fail to show the expected results, and I can instill great discomfort in women just by staring at them without blinking. I also have an excellent villain laugh: BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/2 "2000-07-31T01:50:53Z")
you mean you have not heard of _gasp_ slutboy? ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/3 "2000-07-31T01:58:51Z")
I wanna join too!!! I’m deceptively cute, and awfully, awfully bloodthirsty! You can count on my default answer to be 'Nope, let’s just kill ‘em.’ I also make a mean plate of nachos. -K. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/4 "2000-07-31T02:04:58Z")
Well, as per the OP, I am definitely down with this. I am planning on cloning an evil army… If that fails (or maybe even if it doesn’t) I will build and army of evil robots… I know of the perfect super-villian/mad-scientist hideout–Hoboken, NJ. If you’ve seen the place at night, you know what I’m talking about. Plus, it’s just across the river form NYC–so we can terrorize Manhattan while avoiding the high cost of living… And I’m wily like a cayote… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/5 "2000-07-31T02:11:06Z")
me too!!! me too!!! How’s this: SEIZE HIM, YOU FOOLS!! SEIZE HIM!!! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@The\_Raven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/6 "2000-07-31T03:07:09Z")
As the official bird of the evil overlord, I just have to join… Myself and my ranks of psychic flying attack hamsters will take over the world! Or at least a small island where I can set myself up as undisputed ruler. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/7 "2000-07-31T03:26:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by APB9999 \* > \*\*I want to be a mad scientist, or at least an evil one. So I’m starting an evil villain society. I know Myrr21 will join, who else is with me? > > Please specify what you bring to the party. I have two powers: I can make any experiment fail to show the expected results, and I can instill great discomfort in women just by staring at them without blinking. > > I also have an excellent villain laugh: > > BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! \*\* Well, for one thing, I can bring along the Power to Edit. Not to mention the Power to Squish Posters Like Bugs. I can also offer the following site, which has many useful hints: [http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html](http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html) I won’t require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary. ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/8 "2000-07-31T03:43:41Z")
Don’t you realize this call to alliance is merely a ploy to enable APB9999 to identify and eliminate his potential rivals? The only way to make a plan foolproof is to ensure that you don’t rely upon fools to carry them out! **Bah!** Make your alliance. You’ll see! ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/9 "2000-07-31T03:48:10Z")
I’m in. I have powerful Necromantic magic, and detailed knowledge of Alien Technology. ---
**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/10 "2000-07-31T05:19:09Z")
Ignore Baloo, he’s just jealous of my powers. Gravity’s in. You can cater our plot-hatching meetings in Hoboken with your nachos. Also, good catch-phrase. I like the way you think, Myrr. Draw up an expense list for the cloning and the robot-building, and bring it up at the next meeting. jubei2K, good catch-phrase. The Raven can be our mascot. The name lends itself to a cool logo. Lynn, your editing/squishing power is not to be sneezed at. But I must question your dress code ideas. Everyone knows there is no proper outfit for female evil villains but either 1. the very tightest of tight-fitting tights, or 2. miniskirts and go-go boots. Of course, the super-cleavage push-up bra cannot be ignored. It is part of our common cultural evil-villain heritage, connecting us to our proud past and reminding us who we are. And black leather is de rigeur for all occassions. We’re _villain’s_, for goodness’ sake. However, your demonic-being diplomacy is the sort of sensible policy-making we will need when we begin to demand things from the U.N. in return for not destroying, say, France with our doomsday devices; here’s your membership card. Arkon, you already have a tailor-made evil villain name; we can’t keep you out. Which brings me to pLt, aka “slutboy”. Uh, about the name. Have you really thought that through? I’m not trying to question your judgement, at least until I know what your powers are (and with a monniker like “slutboy” those could be really scary). But when you’re out trying to recruit lackeys, what are you gonna say? “Hey guys, who wants to be a tool of the infamous slutboy?” I suppose it might work in certain quarters…But we’re trying to be taken _seriously_ here! ---
**Author:** ![JosephFinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@JosephFinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JosephFinn)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/11 "2000-07-31T05:21:10Z")
I have the pwer to shave my head perfectly, blinding my enemies so that I may crush them underfoot! Also, I have a 1 year old nephew to overlook our plans, to make sure that they are not completely moronic. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/12 "2000-07-31T05:59:31Z")
I’m in. All those Nice People Alliances were boring anyway. What can I do? ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/13 "2000-07-31T06:30:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by APB9999 \* > **I want to be a mad scientist, or at least an evil one. So I’m starting an evil villain society. I know Myrr21 will join, who else is with me?** Allow me to introduse myself. The humble Llama of Death… at your service \ ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/14 "2000-07-31T12:24:32Z")
Count me in too. I don’t need some glorious bad-guy position, nor super powers. I’ll just be some run-o-the-mill bad dewt, and be happy with that. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/15 "2000-07-31T13:11:59Z")
My evil twin has sent me an e-mail requesting that I submit E.T’s name as well. must …do…what…evil…twin…says… Evil powers include the ability to attract lightening quick idiocy with a single post… ---
**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/16 "2000-07-31T13:19:30Z")
With a user name such as mine, how could I not be included? ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/17 "2000-07-31T13:19:39Z")
Hmm . . . well, my powers include sarcasm, the ability to shock (because they just never expect it from _me_), and connections. All SORTS of connections. ---
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/18 "2000-07-31T14:18:20Z")
I can be your evil henchman. I have super human strength, and a lazy eye! I also have really good Igor impression that scare the kinder ilk. “Yes Master, Hehehehehehehehehehehehe” Oh yeah i am also trained in all sorts of ridiculous forms of attack. i.e. the shoe, the plate, the computer mouse and keyboard, the spoon and don’t forget the wet towel. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/19 "2000-07-31T14:27:44Z")
Well, I look good in a black leather catsuit…and isn’t that all that’s really required of a female villain? That, and I have a deep voice. MmmrrrrrooooOW! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496/20 "2000-07-31T14:40:35Z")
I want to join simply to see Ruffian in that black leather outfit. Oh yeah, I bring the power of the Force to this evil alliance. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evil-villains-organization/27496.md?page=2)