# Evilbeth!! EvilBeth!! you are neglecting me!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-evilbeth-you-are-neglecting-me/58988 "2001-03-22T12:34:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-evilbeth-you-are-neglecting-me/58988/21 "2001-03-23T16:28:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\* > > Pandora: Good to meet you! Congradulations! As 1st member you get a really big :smooooootch: > > \*\* Oh my god… **HE** noticed me… _swoon_ -pandora (who is really enjoying the fan club thing 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-evilbeth-you-are-neglecting-me/58988/22 "2001-03-23T19:13:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\* > FCM: :Smootch: Hi There!! How’s the boat? 😉 > \*\* Funny you should mention that. It’s spring and there’s teak to be sanded and varnished… does manual labor fall under your definition of easy?? I have a thing for hot sweaty men laboring shirtless in the sun… ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-evilbeth-you-are-neglecting-me/58988/23 "2001-03-26T12:23:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Tater: You definitely get to choose my girlfriends. But be sure to let a few slip through the net at some stage. not everyone can live up to your impeccable standards!! > \*\* Hoo Ahh! I’m not only president of the **TwistofFate Official Fan Club** , I’m also his PimpMama! As far as impeccable standards, I already told you as long as she’s prettier, smarter, funnier and more charming than I am, you may date her. Otherwise she’s just not good enough. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-evilbeth-you-are-neglecting-me/58988/24 "2001-03-26T12:37:11Z")
> [@](#): > > as long as she’s prettier, smarter, funnier and more charming than I am, you may date her That might be a bit tough, seeing as Christina Ricci has a restraining order against me 😉 'Dipity: Only a solitaire? hmm, guess I’m gonna have to get one the size of a Ostrich’s eye then. 😉 Hi Pandora!! 👋 how are you?!! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-evilbeth-you-are-neglecting-me/58988/25 "2001-03-26T14:41:55Z")
All I know is now Twisty’s ignoring ME. _pout_😉 Send the man an email, no response. No WONDER evilbeth ignored you, babe! ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-evilbeth-you-are-neglecting-me/58988/26 "2001-03-26T17:04:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\* > Hi Pandora!! 👋 how are you?!! \*\* _giggles and waves_ Hi Twisty… I’m fine… the sun is shining, and it’s snowing at the same time, makes for an interesting view 🙂 _wonders off giggling happily_ {hey TaterTot… since I don’t have a chance of meeting your criteria, I’ve decided to spnd my life collecting Twisty meerchandise… Will the fan club be sponsering any liscensed products 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-evilbeth-you-are-neglecting-me/58988/27 "2001-03-26T19:21:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*'Dipity: Only a solitaire? hmm, guess I’m gonna have to get one the size of a Ostrich’s eye then. 😉 > \*\* No, no, no – I can’t have anything so garish! It just wouldn’t fit in with my unpretentiously elegant style. 😉 How about I create something over at the _A Diamond is Forever_ so you can see exactly what I want? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-evilbeth-you-are-neglecting-me/58988.md?page=1)