# evilbeth - I never could resist a woman in a toga! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2001, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339 "2001-04-09T09:06:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/21 "2001-04-10T09:17:57Z")
Maybe we can convince **ClogMod** to let us borrow her? Dammit, I deserve visitation rights! Sniff, have I told everyone how much I love that little squealer? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/22 "2001-04-10T09:20:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\* > > Sniff, have I told everyone how much I love that little squealer? \*\* Coldie or Poofy? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/23 "2001-04-10T09:20:33Z")
Sorry, that just came on, and reminded me of **Bethie**. I had to share. That’s all. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/24 "2001-04-10T09:24:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > > \*\* > > Coldie or Poofy? 😉 \*\* Both. They’re both so cute and huggable. Although, I gotta say I love Poofy just an eensy bit more…you know, she’s brought so much love and happiness into my life. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/25 "2001-04-10T09:38:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\* > Both. They’re both so cute and huggable. > \*\* Yes, but which one is the better squealer? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/26 "2001-04-10T09:49:01Z")
You two are really starting to scare me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/27 "2001-04-10T09:50:59Z")
Hey! Fun as it is to listen to the two of you gabbing this Palm frond is getting heavy you know. You ladies cool enough yet? 'sides I need to go warn East Tennessee. Any chance of a 15 minute break ? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/28 "2001-04-10T09:53:55Z")
Take 5, my good man. But stay close by–I may need you! ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/29 "2001-04-10T10:04:26Z")
5 ? Why I oughta… Still you did say you need me. Sigh ! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/30 "2001-04-11T01:32:21Z")
Rats. I always miss the good stuff. (((((Beth))))) Congrats, my dear friend. Someday, you, Scotti and I shall meet, steal Euty’s wallet, and build us a real craft room…😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/31 "2001-04-11T05:19:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*Someday, you, Scotti and I shall meet, steal Euty’s wallet, and build us a real craft room…😃 \*\* That shouldn’t be too hard–I’m sure we can think of some way to distract him! You didn’t miss this–it’s a rather small party and since I’m always here when no one else is and I’m usually bored, it could stumble and crawl along for days! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/32 "2001-04-11T06:31:08Z")
Damn. My sheets are plaid. Can I wear a plaid toga? Or is that passe? Happy 3000 **evilbeth**! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/33 "2001-04-11T06:39:51Z")
Are you kidding? Plaid is our preferred color/pattern for togas! This will be a Scottish toga party! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/34 "2001-04-11T07:58:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Yes, but which one is the better squealer? \*\* Don’t tell **Poofy** , but I’m going to have to say **Coldy**. > [@](#): > > You didn’t miss this–it’s a rather small party and since I’m always here when no one else is and I’m usually bored, it could stumble and crawl along for days! Hehehe. I’m always here **Bethie**! And in honor of the, what 3rd day of your post party, I’ve put on **T’Pau** _Give a little bit of heart and soul!_ Ugh. Give me a sec, I gots a hangover. I blame Ireland. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/35 "2001-04-11T08:06:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*I blame Ireland. \*\* Me too. Always. _Something in the moonlight catches my eye…_ ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/36 "2001-04-11T08:11:56Z")
Oh, those Irish, always plotting and scheming against me. Their powers are strong, tis true, but whatever they dish out, I can take. Even this hangover. Which is all their fault. _The shadow of a lover goes dancing by…_ ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/37 "2001-04-11T08:48:56Z")
I’m blaming my sleepiness on the damn Irish too. No reason, really. I’m just going to do it. (Isn’t T’Pau over yet? You know she (that redheaded woman who sang) just released a new album a couple years ago, don’t you? She re-made that song!) ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/38 "2001-04-11T09:12:01Z")
And I blame mad Ireland for hurting Yeats into poetry! Speaking of, have you seen your bitch around lately? I better call and make sure he’s not in a sewer with a whore. Heheh, they say “who-er” in Ireland. And **T’Pau** is over, now it’s **The Talking Heads** _Speak up I can’t hear you Here on this mountain top Oh oh oh I got some wild, wild life I got some news to tell you Wo oh oh About some wild, wild life_ And why on earth did she remake her own damn song? I don’t get it! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/39 "2001-04-11T09:15:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\* > > Heheh, they say “who-er” in Ireland. > > \*\* Them Irish shore do talk funny! > [@](#): > > **And why on earth did she remake her own damn song? I don’t get it!** Um…because no one else would? Find Twisty–he didn’t grovel near enough when he had the chance. Now he must be punished! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/40 "2001-04-11T09:19:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*And why on earth did she remake her own damn song? I don’t get it! \*\* Puzzling evidence. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339.md?page=3)