# evilbeth - I never could resist a woman in a toga! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2001, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339 "2001-04-09T09:06:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/41 "2001-04-11T09:37:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Um…because no one else would? > Find Twisty–he didn’t grovel near enough when he had the chance. Now he must be punished! \*\* Hey, “Heart and Soul” is a pretty damn cool song, I would have remade it! Just called Mr. Larrigan, but I got the voice mail. His message cracks me up. Hehehe. And in honor of **Twisty** , I’ve put on **The Weather Girls** : \*For the first time In History It’s going to start raining men It’s raining men Hallelujah It’s raining men Amen! I’m going to go out And let myself get Absolutely soaking wet\* Heh. He never should have offered to go “watch men” with me. Bwahahaha!! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/42 "2001-04-11T09:50:17Z")
I must have misunderstood you–you meant to say that the Weather Girls just _came on the radio_, right? I mean, you don’t actually _own_ music by them, do you? ---
**Author:** ![PolishSausage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@PolishSausage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolishSausage)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/43 "2001-04-11T12:55:25Z")
In honor of the 3000th post…3000 spanks! Thanks for all the great post you ‘put out’ there. Keep 'em cumming! _oops, did I write that?_ ~t ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/44 "2001-04-12T02:00:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Are you kidding? Plaid is our preferred color/pattern for togas! This will be a Scottish toga party! \*\* You rang, hon? Oh, sorry. I thought you said ScottiCHER toga party. [sub]Scotti slinks back to the craft room, construction in progress[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/45 "2001-04-12T03:53:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\* > > Oh, sorry. I thought you said ScottiCHER toga party. > \*\* Close enough! (How’s that craft room coming?) Look at the sexy men in this thread! I have never seen a better looking group of guys in one place! There aren’t many of them but the ones we have…damn! > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by PolishSausage_ > **In honor of the 3000th post…3000 spanks!** Will you be administering this “punishment”? I think I should have these post count parties more often! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/46 "2001-04-13T09:39:58Z")
Ohh!! A spanking!! Hi Bethie!!! How are you!! Congrats on 3000! And tater, no, I am not in a sewer with a “who-er”. Its a ditch. ---
**Author:** ![PolishSausage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@PolishSausage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolishSausage)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/47 "2001-04-13T15:22:22Z")
Not only will I be administrating the slaps to your ass, but I will do them while laying underneath you. _posters closing eyes to visualize, then a collective ‘Ohhhhh.’_ Gee, hope I done lose count… ~t ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/48 "2001-04-13T15:27:05Z")
Since you’re all here now, how far is Johnson City from Atlanta, **evilbeth**? Will there be a Regional Dopefest when **tatertot** comes to town? **Scotticher** , could you move a little faster with the grape-peeling? I’ve got a quota to maintain here! And for Pete’s sake, someone please bring me a safety pin…my toga keeps falling down! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/49 "2001-04-15T03:38:29Z")
**Twisty** –I’m doing good! And yourself? (Aren’t cyberbitches supposed to be the ones to throw post count parties for their masters? I might just have to make **Euty** my new bitch if this keeps up! ;)) **PolishSausage** –if you lose count, you’lll just have to start over. Again and again… **Fiver** –Johnson City is about five hours from Atlanta. So far as a regional Dopefest for **tater** –I guess that depends on if she feels up to it and how long she is here. She’s just beginning to plan her travel agenda. But we’ll let you know! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/50 "2001-04-15T05:31:42Z")
I’m not sure exactly when I’ll be in Johnson City, maybe mid-May? I’ll know in a week or two and start a thread, if **Bethie** can bear to share me with all y’all other suckers. 😉 Heh, I’m finding it hard to believe that there are people willing to be seen in public with the two of us. 😃 And **Twisty** , good for you! Remember what I told you, keep having fun with the wrong girls til the right one comes along. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/51 "2001-04-15T05:44:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\* > > Heh, I’m finding it hard to believe that there are people willing to be seen in public with the two of us. 😃 > > \*\* They’re just not thinking it through fully! I’m sure if they considered it, they’d change their minds! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/52 "2001-04-15T05:57:56Z")
Just wait til we get the whole **gang of wimmins** together! And we are so totally going to do it. This will be great. And it’s just not a party until somebody gets arrested for indecent exposure… Say! Want me to scandalize your neighbors by sunbathing topless on your front lawn? I really could use a tan, too, before I come back to Land of the Hidden Sun. Oooh! And can I go to work with you? I’d love to talk to your co-workers. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339/53 "2001-04-15T07:38:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Say! Want me to scandalize your neighbors by sunbathing topless on your front lawn? I really could use a tan, too, before I come back to Land of the Hidden Sun. > > Oooh! And can I go to work with you? I’d love to talk to your co-workers. 😉 \*\* Hey, if being leered at by middle-aged men wearing NASCAR hats and drinking cheap domestic beer turns you on, have at it! Oh, and I’m _definitely_ taking you to work with me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilbeth-i-never-could-resist-a-woman-in-a-toga/61339.md?page=2)