# Evilest Englishman/woman

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 16, 2013, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456 "2013-12-16T12:21:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/21 "2013-12-16T18:04:21Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> His position on India was wrong. He opposed independence at a point when it was both right and inevitable.

Call me crazy, but I think that whole standing up to Hitler thing was a bit more significant and more indicative of his character than a position on Indian independence.

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/22 "2013-12-16T18:22:09Z")

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Sir Francis Galton deserves a mention for writing stuff [like this](http://galton.org/letters/africa-for-chinese/AfricaForTheChinese.htm):

the opinion of the present day repudiates the belief that the negro is an extremely inferior being, because there are notorious instances of negroes possessing high intelligence and culture, some of whom acquire large fortunes in commerce, and others become considerable men in other walks of life. The truth appears to be that individuals of the mental caliber I have just described are much more exceptional in the negro than in the Anglo-Saxon race, and that average negroes possess too little intellect, self-reliance, and self-control to make it possible for them to sustain the burden of any respectable form of civilization without a large measure of external guidance and support.

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**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/23 "2013-12-16T19:19:55Z")

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> [@ITR\_champion](#):
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> Sir Francis Galton deserves a mention for writing stuff [like this](http://galton.org/letters/africa-for-chinese/AfricaForTheChinese.htm):
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> the opinion of the present day repudiates the belief that the negro is an extremely inferior being, because there are notorious instances of negroes possessing high intelligence and culture, some of whom acquire large fortunes in commerce, and others become considerable men in other walks of life. The truth appears to be that individuals of the mental caliber I have just described are much more exceptional in the negro than in the Anglo-Saxon race, and that average negroes possess too little intellect, self-reliance, and self-control to make it possible for them to sustain the burden of any respectable form of civilization without a large measure of external guidance and support.

Wasn’t that a fairly common opinion in Victorian times?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/24 "2013-12-16T19:44:03Z")

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> [@AK84](#):
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> Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill.

> [@bump](#):
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> What did Churchill do that was so evil?

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> His position on India was wrong. He opposed independence at a point when it was both right and inevitable.

> [@SanVito](#):
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> And that makes him the most evil Englishman in history? Blimey, everyone else must be positively saintly.

> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Call me crazy, but I think that whole standing up to Hitler thing was a bit more significant and more indicative of his character than a position on Indian independence.

I see it happen all the time on this board. If you offer an explanation for an opinion, people assume you must be agreeing with that opinion. People act like understanding other points of view is a sign of weakness.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/25 "2013-12-16T20:03:00Z")

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Didn’t Idi Amin claim to be a Scottish king? Would that make him English through some technicality?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/26 "2013-12-16T20:04:43Z")

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It does credit to the English people that the body counts for the “most evil person in British history” tends towards three figures (not including political people, of course, and even they weren’t “let’s mass-murder our way through the Asian steppes” bad, but more “we can ignore the savages” indifferent. Which is still bad.)

I’m thinking that if you ranked each country by it’s most “evil” representative, the English would be pretty far down that list.

Anyway, my answer is [Captain John Hawkins](http://abolition.e2bn.org/slavery_45.html), the first English slave trader. I’m sure there were English traders afterward who sold more people or were more ruthless, but their names are unknown to me. This guy isn’t, and he is the first representative of what grew to be the greatest slave trading empire in human history.

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**Author:** ![Teacake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Teacake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teacake)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/27 "2013-12-16T20:05:57Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Call me crazy, but I think that whole standing up to Hitler thing was a bit more significant and more indicative of his character than a position on Indian independence.

To clarify, he _can’t_ be a bad person, because he wouldn’t allow his country to be subjugated under a foreign power. He led his nation in a defence of its independence. He made certain that no marauding invaders would be able to take over and rule our country, displacing the native leadership, destroying our culture, stripping us of our resources, treating our people like slaves in their own land. Hard to disagree with that.

Do you think he would eventually have opposed our independence from Germany?

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**Author:** ![pdunderhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4bbf92/32.png) [@pdunderhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pdunderhill)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/28 "2013-12-16T20:33:20Z")

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Thank you Teacake for that, cometh the time cometh the Man.  
I’m dubious about the whole concept of ‘moral equivalence’, however as an individual who carried the free world, essentially the Empire alone against the Nazis, Churchill carried the yoke of military failures and successes, a point forgotten by many who assume that World War Two started with Pearl Harbour.

As to the OP’s question…well George Washington was born in England, Emperors Trajan and Constantine were both acclaimed here on the death of their predecessors.  
Actually going back to a previous poster England does remarkably poorly, mercifuly, as a country that’s produced misanthropes, Simon Cowell excepted, you’re welcome to him, please.

Peter

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/29 "2013-12-16T20:40:43Z")

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> [@Shmendrik](#):
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> Wasn’t that a fairly common opinion in Victorian times?

Doubtlessly there were many who thought that Black Africans and other races were inferior. Galton’s major contribution was to claim that he had scientific proof for ranking races as superior or inferior, and that action could and should be taken to make sure that superior races spread while inferior ones were eliminated. His ideas contaminated a lot of scientists in the late 19th and early 20th centuries and lead to the eugenics movement, and by a series of steps had obvious influence on the Nazis.

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**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/30 "2013-12-16T21:38:00Z")

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> [@AK84](#):
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> 1. [The Middle East](http://www.againstbombing.org/chemical.htm)

That’s horrid, I was going to make a post defending him based on his restraint using poisoned gas and biological weapons against Germany, but judging from his casual use of them in Iraq, it seems it was only the fear of retaliation stopping him.

Still, I think his opposition to the [Morgenthau plan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgenthau_plan#Churchill.27s_support_for_the_plan), the insane forced deindustrialisation of Germany at least saves him from being the evilest evil Englishman.

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/31 "2013-12-16T21:46:09Z")

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OLIVER CROMWELL damn him, hands down. You kiddin?

I once read a recipe for Irish coffee that began “Take coffee, black as Cromwell’s heart…”

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/32 "2013-12-16T21:47:50Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Was Cromwell the one who sold Irish kids into slavery in the Caribbean?

I’ve never heard that about him specifically, and I’m fairly versed with the legends. But many Irish were sent by various British rulers to the Caribbean as slaves or indentured servants.

Trevelyan was more willfully bad, but other than that he was just some guy. Cromwell was a religious extremist who went to war in Ireland (not specifically bad) but used total war techniques (bad).

> [@pdunderhill](#):
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> As to the OP’s question…well George Washington was born in England, Emperors Trajan and Constantine were both acclaimed here on the death of their predecessors.

Eh? Don’t think many people in the UK these days considers Washington bad, and Trajan is at the top of the “best emperors” list. Constantine was a dick, granted, but raised up due to the Christianity thing, but certainly not Elagabalus-evil. All killed people but that’s hardly a rare thing back then.

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/33 "2013-12-16T21:53:53Z")

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> [@pdunderhill](#):
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> George Washington was born in England

Now just hold on a moment—\*what \*George Washington? :dubious: He was born in Virginia, as were both his parents, plus his grandparents. Washington’s great-grandfather was the one who immigrated from England (but great-grandmother Anne Pope was born in Virginia).

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/34 "2013-12-16T21:57:07Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> I’ve never heard that about him specifically, and I’m fairly versed with the legends. But many Irish were sent by various British rulers to the Caribbean as slaves or indentured servants.
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> Trevelyan was more willfully bad, but other than that he was just some guy. Cromwell was a religious extremist who went to war in Ireland (not specifically bad) but used total war techniques (bad).  
> Eh? Don’t think many people in the UK these days considers Washington bad, and Trajan is at the top of the “best emperors” list. Constantine was a dick, granted, but raised up due to the Christianity thing, but certainly not Elagabalus-evil. All killed people but that’s hardly a rare thing back then.

Hey, what did Elagabalus do that was particularly evil? Sure, he was … a trifle odd … but evil? 😉

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/35 "2013-12-16T22:36:27Z")

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> [@pdunderhill](#):
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> As to the OP’s question…well George Washington was born in England, Emperors Trajan and Constantine were both acclaimed here on the death of their predecessors.

> [@Johanna](#):
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> Now just hold on a moment—\*what \*George Washington? :dubious: He was born in Virginia, as were both his parents, plus his grandparents. Washington’s great-grandfather was the one who immigrated from England (but great-grandmother Anne Pope was born in Virginia).

And Trajan had already been designated as heir to the throne by his predecessor Nerva (who was childless) and was campaigning on the German frontier not in Britain when he received word of Nerva’s death.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/36 "2013-12-16T22:41:36Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> Eh? Don’t think many people in the UK these days considers Washington bad

Not at all. There’s a statue of him outside the National Gallery in London (sitting on Virginia soil apparently).

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/37 "2013-12-17T00:25:01Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Jack the Ripper comes to mind.

I thought we were reasonably sure he was Martin Kominski, a schizophrenic tailor immigrant from the Russian Empire.

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**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/38 "2013-12-17T00:27:49Z")

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What? No votes for the Kray Twins?

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**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/39 "2013-12-17T00:31:53Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> Not at all. There’s a statue of him outside the National Gallery in London (sitting on Virginia soil apparently).

That isn’t always indicative of popular support.

Marx has a statue at highgrove cemetery

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evilest-englishman-woman/676456/40 "2013-12-17T00:36:18Z")

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…or Myrah Hindley and Ian Brady?

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