# EW! Those nasty Carl's Jr. ads are BACK! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 5, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028 "2000-09-05T01:35:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/41 "2000-09-07T02:59:04Z")
It’s not that, Ruff. It’s the fact that she’s totally engrossed in what she’s doing with her mouth. She’s “…using her hands and maintaining eye contact”, if you will, that makes us want to lick butter off her ass. \ I _LOVE_ that commercial! ---
**Author:** ![vincenz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/48db29/32.png) [@vincenz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vincenz)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/42 "2000-09-07T03:19:08Z")
I hate all the Carl’s Jr. ads so much I mute them and change the channel. Drives me nuts if I can’t find the remote in time. All the girls that are supposed to be so sexy look like cows. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/43 "2000-09-07T05:35:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ogre \* > \*\*Sorry about the “dry, tasteless crap repeat.” It was unintentional, I swear. \*\* That’s OK, I’m sure you aren’t the only one who hates my posts… Re Dale Evans and Roy Rogers: the fact that Eve had to explain it to some makes me feel incredibly OLD! ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/44 "2000-09-07T05:38:45Z")
I’m sorry, Lex, but I am getting a really great laugh out of the fact that this commercial turns you on. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It just sounds like you have some weird food fetish. Eye contact? Using her hands? With a _burger_? “Ooh, my sexy burger, how shall I chomp down on your fat-dripping corpse, how shall I chew your meat into indistinguishable puke-colored pulp in my cute sexy mouth…mmm, ahh, yes, I love how you feel mashed up between my teeth…” Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/45 "2000-09-07T05:59:36Z")
I don’t mind if you’re laughing at me, Ruff. I kinda fancy the idea of making you smile. But… Well, it’s not like you’re thinking. It’s the fact that: Wow, holy shit. She’s really enjoying herself, she’s totally focused on what she’s doing… She’s into it. She’s diggin’ it. I bet she’s third knucklin’ herself right now. Man, she’s all hot and bothered, all over a stupid burger. I wonder if she’s like that in bed, when her head is between your legs, and she’s just going to town, because she really, _really_, _REALLY_ enjoys herself. It’s like this: If she enjoys and gets into eating a burger to that degree, imagine what she would do with her lover’s cock. Oh man, that is great commercial. Either that, or me an’ Mr. C are just horny bastards. Whatever, the point is that it’s not the fact that she’s eating a burger that turns me on, it’s all the things about the _way_ she’s eating it that make me get all sweaty on the upper lip. Let’s face it, men are dogs. Have you ever noticed that it doesn’t matter what you say to a dog, it’s all about your tone and expression? Same thing… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/46 "2000-09-07T06:53:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lexicon \* > **Either that, or me an’ Mr. C are just horny bastards** I second the latter. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/47 "2000-09-07T08:08:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > Re Dale Evans and Roy Rogers: the fact that Eve had to explain it to some makes me feel incredibly OLD! \*\* Don’t worry I don’t even know who Dale Evans or Roy Rogers is. Were they famous or something? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/48 "2000-09-07T08:13:50Z")
I guess the reason I don’t find those commercials to be disgusting in the slightest is because I know what “disgusting” really is. After all… who introduced the board to “munging”? ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/49 "2000-09-07T09:07:59Z")
[http://www.royrogers.com/](http://www.royrogers.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/50 "2000-09-07T09:25:10Z")
In& Out: greatest burger CHAIN ever. Wendys: out here in the bay area is the worst, as Dave insists on paying minimum wage, which is OK in Iowa, but can’t be done out here-McDs pays some $8, and I$O some $9. The OWNER of Carls does donate heavily to certain- umm- “causes”, but the Co does not. If that makes a diff. My Fiance won’t eat there for that reason. Myself: their food is not good enuf to bother (mmm, In & Out…). I don’t care for the ads, myself. Right now I am slightly pissed at BK, as they stopped having thousand-island dressing, aka 'secret sauce" available. I don’t care for ketchup & mayo, Yecchh. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028/51 "2000-09-11T01:07:52Z")
Fact: Roy Rogers supported Pat Robertson’s campaign for the 1988 Republican nomination. Myth: Carl Karcher Enterprises is corrupt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ew-those-nasty-carls-jr-ads-are-back/32028.md?page=2)