# Ewes sluts. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145 "2001-08-26T02:21:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/221 "2001-10-20T10:38:54Z")
Hey, **Cougarfang**! Go easy on the bumps, kitty cat – the maestro’ll get back to this, I’m sure! ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/222 "2001-10-20T10:41:28Z")
[wail] but i’m **impatient**! [/wail] ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/223 "2001-10-20T19:25:39Z")
Here _toss_ – have some catnip, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/224 "2001-10-21T07:28:15Z")
CATNIP!!! _grabs and runs_ _suspicious crunching sounds coming from bathroom_ ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/225 "2001-10-21T17:11:16Z")
Heh. Gets 'em every time. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/226 "2001-10-22T03:15:55Z")
You guys should be really, REALLY careful around Cougerfang and catnip… ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/227 "2001-10-22T03:54:06Z")
Why? ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/228 "2001-10-22T05:40:25Z")
well, just ask [Rue DeDay](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90366)… especially in the latter pages… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/229 "2001-10-22T06:22:29Z")
Nah. Having read those latter pages, I’d say that was just you bein’ you, **Cougarfang**. [hijack] Cool name BTW, **Cougarfang**. Just had to say that. [/hijack] So … **Cougar** , **Zoogirl** – just us here on the bleachers, or what? Where’s the guys? ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/230 "2001-10-22T07:06:00Z")
Thanks. **Ice Wolf**. you too. iiiiiiicccccccccceeeeeeeeee wooooollllffffffff… just rolls right off your tongue. 🙂 i guess we’re the only ones tough enough to wait it out… although i’ve been sneaking to the cocktail party… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/231 "2001-10-22T08:17:00Z")
While you’re over there next time, mind bringing back any potato chips an’ dip? Oh, and any sweet cider (the regs around here will tell you I’m a sucker for sweet cider. And they’re right.) ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/232 "2001-10-22T09:10:40Z")
_lugs a barrel of cider over_ ya mean THIS? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/233 "2001-10-22T09:50:29Z")
Just goes to prove the old adage – when you’re looking for class, look no further than a cougar! 😃 Hold it still, **Cougarfang** , I think I saw a chisel and hammer around here somewhere … ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/234 "2001-10-22T09:57:40Z")
You two gonna drink that thing all by yourselves? ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/235 "2001-10-22T10:04:20Z")
**jr8**! Where have you been! Long time no see! Hey, **Cougar** – we got an extra plastic cup for **jr8** here? Oh, and any luck with the chips and dip? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/236 "2001-10-22T10:18:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > \*\ ***jr8**! Where have you been! Long time no see! Hey, **Cougar** – we got an extra plastic cup for **jr8** here? Oh, and any luck with the chips and dip? \*\* Apparently, without my knowledge, somebody gave me a life, because I seem to be awfully busy these days. But I check in when I can. But, hey! I _did_ bring a bowl of those little cheesy pretzelly things. Here ya go – dig in. [sub]\\\[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/237 "2001-10-23T06:47:22Z")
[Marvin the robot]Life … don’t talk to me about _life_ …[/Marvin] Yeah, well, I’ll admit it. Ice Wolf officially has no life, and occasionally gets bummed about it. But, on the other hand – I’m waiting here on Day 60 (or so) of this epic thread, now and then the very cool **Cougarfang** pops by when she’s not getting chased around in _another_ thread, Wolfie thanks **jr8** for the munchies, and just takes time out to relax. Hey. Y’know – I think I can see the BBQ Pit from way up here … ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/238 "2001-10-23T12:14:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > \*\*Just goes to prove the old adage – when you’re looking for class, look no further than a cougar! 😃 > \*\* _preens_ the BBQ pit? hmmm… now where did i put those rat sausages… _ducks_ ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/239 "2001-10-23T18:51:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > **[Marvin the robot]Life … don’t talk to me about _life_ …[/Marvin]** That’s “Marvin the Paranoid Android,” if you please. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/240 "2001-10-23T19:37:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jab1 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > > **[Marvin the robot]Life … don’t talk to me about _life_ …[/Marvin]** > > That’s “Marvin the Paranoid Android,” if you please. \*\* My apologies, but – as a lover of “Hitchhikers”, and getting drunk to boot – who cares? In the TV series, he looked like a robot. Just that nothing rhymes with “robot”, so Adams chose “android”. Marvin looked more robot than android. (Heck, this is starting to sound like “Cafe Society”.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145.md?page=13)