# Ewes sluts. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145 "2001-08-26T02:21:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/241 "2001-10-23T19:47:11Z")
_peeking out from behind the overgrown, musty fake ficus in the corner, purplebear can’t stand it anymore, and makes a dash for the restroom, hoping no one notices her_ [sup]_\_[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/242 "2001-10-24T09:19:18Z")
_bump_ _impatiently paces_ ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/243 "2001-10-24T10:31:59Z")
[sub]pssst!! Hey, **Cougarfang**! Ya think **Scylla** will _ever_ come back??[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/244 "2001-10-24T12:59:10Z")
hopefully soon… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/245 "2001-10-24T16:36:58Z")
Now it’s cows, eh? You’re really milking this for all it’s worth. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/246 "2001-10-25T09:20:28Z")
_pelts **tradesilicon** with stale pretzels_ bad joke! BAD! BAD! ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/247 "2001-10-25T23:30:48Z")
Scylla, please, I’ll do anything, anything, absolutely anything you want if you’ll please give us another installment. Or at least details from the last one. Are you going to release the XXX version of this thing? ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/248 "2001-10-26T07:57:37Z")
Prediction, people: this thread will be closed in less than 4 posts time, due to length. And then, it will fade into oblivion. Boo hoo. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/249 "2001-10-26T15:19:38Z")
oh no! i hope not… double oh no! another post closer to oblivion! aaaagggghhhhhhhh!!! _runs around shrieking head off_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/250 "2001-10-26T15:29:52Z")
Hey! Down in front! ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/251 "2001-10-26T17:11:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\*_pelts **tradesilicon** with stale pretzels_ > bad joke! BAD! BAD! \*\* Oooooh! Pretzels! Got any cheese? (you meant to say “baaad joke”, i’m sure) ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/252 "2001-10-26T18:37:13Z")
Hey Scylla, did you perchance grow up in Japan? [http://news.excite.com/news/r/011026/08/odd-lambs-dc](http://news.excite.com/news/r/011026/08/odd-lambs-dc) ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/253 "2001-10-26T19:09:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > **Prediction, people: this thread will be closed in less than 4 posts time, due to length.** There can always be a sequel. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/254 "2001-10-27T02:26:16Z")
Well … dang! Sorry, folks – I thought the mods come close off threads at the 5 page mark (50 posts per page) as a matter of course to save the server from overload. Now, I feel foolish. Oh, well – party on. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/255 "2001-10-27T10:47:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tradesilicon \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > > \*\*_pelts **tradesilicon** with stale pretzels_ > > bad joke! BAD! BAD! \*\* > > Oooooh! Pretzels! Got any cheese? > \*\* sure. _chucks cheese at **tradesilicon**._ _party, party, party_ ---
**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/256 "2001-10-27T13:03:23Z")
Would you guys all quit nattering and let Scylla THINK. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/257 "2001-10-27T13:14:36Z")
[sub]oh. ok.[/sub] **THINK, DAMMIT, THINK!!!** _ducks_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/258 "2001-10-29T08:59:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\*[sub]oh. ok.[/sub] > > **THINK, DAMMIT, THINK!!!** > > _ducks_ \*\* Think ducks? What – sheep and cows weren’t enough for you? ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/259 "2001-10-29T09:21:40Z")
well, there aren’t enough of 'em so far… may as well dilute the thing with ducks so it flows more easily… [/writer’s gibberish mode] ---
**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/260 "2001-11-07T15:56:54Z")
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