# Ewes sluts. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145 "2001-08-26T02:21:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/21 "2001-08-28T03:18:36Z")
Why do I open these threads so late at night??? Now I’ve got to wait until I get home from work tomorrow to find out what happens! Waaaaaaaah! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/22 "2001-08-28T03:46:23Z")
…then he blurted, “Its either EWE or ME!!” ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/23 "2001-08-28T03:52:07Z")
$20 says she kicked him in the nuts. Remember, this is a woman not to be trifled with. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/24 "2001-08-28T04:01:00Z")
No bestiality, I think, but he’s having sexual fantasies where his wife is a sheep. A SHEEP, fer chrissakes. I mean, I’ll enjoy a catsuit and a purring, meowing, feline woman anyday, with those smooth, sleek, silent movements and long, beautiful claws scraping away at me while I th… Wait, I lost my point. ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/25 "2001-08-28T04:19:11Z")
Maybe he’s got scrappie ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/26 "2001-08-28T04:40:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > **I mean, I’ll enjoy a catsuit and a purring, meowing, feline woman anyday, with those smooth, sleek, silent movements and long, beautiful claws scraping away at me while I th…** _That’s_ why you were so friggin’ quiet in the back of the car for five hours. I wondered where all that fur came from… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/27 "2001-08-28T05:33:02Z")
I… I… I’m stunned. And more than a little intrigued. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/28 "2001-08-28T06:00:22Z")
I just thank the Good One Upstairs that he doesn’t raise ostriches. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/29 "2001-08-28T06:15:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*I… > > I… > > I’m stunned. > > And more than a little intrigued. \*\* me too. btw, i’ll take thinksnow up on that bet. hang on _searches pockets_ never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/30 "2001-08-28T07:33:34Z")
dizzy…losing consciousness…must stay awake…must stay conscious for coda and epilogue… what…where… Red…something ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/31 "2001-08-28T07:36:18Z")
Oh… my goodness… I feel faint… [sup]Don’t stop now.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/32 "2001-08-28T13:41:57Z")
I think my respect for **Scylla** just fled from the room, bleating… [sub][sup] [Lecter] Do you hear the lambs, Cla-rice? [/Lecter] [/sup][/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/33 "2001-08-28T13:50:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > > \*\*I… > > > > I… > > > > I’m stunned. > > > > And more than a little intrigued. \*\* > > me too. btw, i’ll take thinksnow up on that bet. hang on _searches pockets_ never mind. \*\* “Intrigued”, you say. I’ve never heard it called _that_ before. And you’re digging awfully deeply into those pockets there, **Cougar** … ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/34 "2001-08-28T14:37:19Z")
And?! **AND?!** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/35 "2001-08-28T14:45:56Z")
C’mon, Scylla! It’s been twelve hours, we’re holding our breath. Lungs don’t hold that much oxyg :falls over: ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/36 "2001-08-28T14:48:18Z")
**There’s always a Blackadder quote for any occasion…** “Ah, Lord Melchett, we meet again!” “I don’t think we’ve have the pleasure.” “You do not remember me?” “Nooo.” “Let me refresh your memory. You remember when you were in Cornwall, when you were at the monastery, there was an old shepherd you used to talk to?” “Good Lord, Timpkins!” “Yes. I…was one of his sheep.” “But…uhm…one of the sheep, you say? Not…” “Yes!” “Flossie!” “Yes!” “But didn’t we…er…” “Yes, Lord Melchett. Baaaaah!” “Oh, GOD!” ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/37 "2001-08-28T14:54:30Z")
Unshorn hussy huh? I can’t wait to read the rest!! Where the hell are ewe at **Scylla**? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/38 "2001-08-28T18:58:47Z")
Current stats: \*\*_Ewes Sluts_ posts 36 views 765 \*\* \*lurid tale of premarital sex and bestiality \* Rated: NC17 \*\*_[Another Dog Story](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83652)_ posts 10 views 164 \*\* _a beautiful story of man’s best friend_ Rated: G or PG Both are posted by **Scylla** so you know the writing is good. No wonder Hollywood cranks out the stuff it does. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/39 "2001-08-28T19:05:58Z")
Lanolin is a natural lubricant. ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/40 "2001-08-28T19:19:08Z")
Dammit!! I want spoilers!!! where’s the review thread for this thread? i need to know what happens! I have to go baaaaaack to work in an hour, dear god please post before then… please [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145.md?page=3)