# Ewes sluts. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145 "2001-08-26T02:21:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/141 "2001-09-10T18:28:35Z")
I am starting to think that Scylla just gets off on everyone begging him for more ! More, Scylla oh please more, give us more. I feel so dirty now ! ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/142 "2001-09-10T18:43:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* > **I am starting to think that Scylla just gets off on everyone begging him for more !** Tonight. I’ve been writing these things when Mrs. Scylla takes her bath and Baby Scylla is sleeping. Can’t have the misses walking in and asking “Wat’cha writing?” now can we? ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/143 "2001-09-10T20:37:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*Can’t have the misses walking in and asking “Wat’cha writing?” now can we? \*\* “Mutton honey,” he replied sheepishly. What? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kamikazee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kamikazee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamikazee)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/144 "2001-09-10T21:15:50Z")
I swear I’m gonna get fired for checking this thread every 15 minutes… The suspense is killing me. 😉 Pappy sez " put their hind legs in rubber boots so they can’t kick" ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/145 "2001-09-10T22:49:56Z")
Ewe people should go flock yourselves. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/146 "2001-09-12T20:20:22Z")
bump. Even in tragedy, we have not forgotten the sheep. ---
**Author:** ![DoperChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@DoperChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoperChic)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/147 "2001-09-13T02:49:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Devil’s Grandmother \* > \*\* > Even in tragedy, we have not forgotten the sheep. \*\* In a time of great saddness, you, Devil’s Grandmother, have put a smile on my face, if only for a moment. I thank you for that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/148 "2001-09-13T22:58:49Z")
You’re welcome SLSB, and if you are a Gilbert and Sullivan fan or have ever watched a Xena episode I hope you will enjoy this: [http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~valkyrie/parody/xena.html](http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~valkyrie/parody/xena.html) Word to the wise, finish your drink before opening. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/149 "2001-09-17T03:12:19Z")
_BUMP_ This story needs an ending! What happens after the Milking Machine of Carnal Pleasure ™ exploded?!? Does Scylla ever satisfy his lust for sheep!?! Inquiring minds need to know! _sneaks in some junior mints and a bottle of water into the theater and finds a seat_ ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/150 "2001-09-17T07:33:17Z")
**Scylla** , please! Wool you ever finish this? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/151 "2001-09-17T14:15:12Z")
Maybe he’s been a bad car accident and he’s lying in a ditch somewhere… . . . . . . . . . bleating. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/152 "2001-09-17T18:04:48Z")
No, he’s been posting. So he’s not ina ditch, under a piece of heavy equipment or otherwise managing to damage himself on the farm. No pressure, **Scylla** , but when you’re ready, we’re hear to read. ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/153 "2001-09-17T18:20:52Z")
No pressure? No pressure?!.. Pressure, yes! In the last week there’s been a terrorist attack, major layoffs at my company and a tropical storm (I live in FL). It’s been damn depressing and I could really use a little levity. Please, please, pretty please Scylla, I gotta have a fix…I don’t know how much longer I can take it… My James Herriot books have started looking interesting again… I’m beggin’ you. I’ll do anything… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/154 "2001-09-17T21:02:07Z")
After all of this build up there’s bound to be a huge anticlimax… ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/155 "2001-09-17T21:21:39Z")
anticlimax? you mean down his leg? mutton like that, i’d think. i’m shear. [sub]juuust catching up on my pun quota… ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/156 "2001-09-17T23:39:01Z")
They were pretty baaaaaad, **Saepiroth**. But don’t worry; I won’t lambaste you for it. We all know you’re a card. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/157 "2001-09-17T23:42:53Z")
Maybe the Evil Nazi Groundhogs[sup]TM[/sup] got him. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/158 "2001-09-18T00:04:53Z")
I just don’t feel… …ready. Yet. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/159 "2001-09-18T00:55:38Z")
Ewe Tease ! ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145/160 "2001-09-18T02:54:09Z")
shear god… it’s baacome worse than _Xanth_! the punning has infected me! i hoove to get rid of it! wool you help me? please? too late… must… GET THE FLAMETHROWER! \ . . . . . . . . . . . [sub]i’m baa-ter now.[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ewes-sluts/78145.md?page=9)