# Ex Girlfriend situation. Gimme some advise here! I really need help! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 8, 2014, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963 "2014-05-08T12:47:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963/41 "2014-05-09T12:29:44Z")
This comes to my mind: > [@](#): > > You’re evil when I’m with you, > And you’re jealous when we’re apart. > You’re evil when I’m with you, > And you’re jealous when we’re apart. > How blue can you get, baby, > The answer’s right here in my heart. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963/42 "2014-05-09T13:58:04Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > OP, things suck right now and I feel your pain. But just realize that your world will open up significantly and this will all seem but a distant blip once you get your driver’s license and begin driving. Hang in there. That made me LOL. ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963/43 "2014-05-09T14:07:14Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > I asked if someone was starting a pool. Didn’t realize you had such a short window to set it up, did you? > [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > This comes to my mind: > > > [@](#): > > > > You’re evil when I’m with you, > > And you’re jealous when we’re apart. > > You’re evil when I’m with you, > > And you’re jealous when we’re apart. > > How blue can you get, baby, > > The answer’s right here in my heart. > > 🆒 I was thinking: > [@](#): > > How can I miss you when you won’t go away? > Keep telling you day after day > But you won’t listen, you always stay and stay > How can I miss you when you won’t go away? ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963/44 "2014-05-09T14:11:03Z")
One last thing - advice is spelled with a ‘c’, not a ‘s’. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963/45 "2014-05-09T14:15:55Z")
She said she doesn’t want to be with you. If she’s telling the truth then you’re not going to get her back. If she’s lying then she’s playing games and do you really want to get involved with that? ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963/46 "2014-05-09T14:59:12Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > I asked if someone was starting a pool. > [@flight](#): > > Didn’t realize you had such a short window to set it up, did you? Yeah, go ahead and rub salt in the wound! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963/47 "2014-05-09T15:30:54Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Yeah, go ahead and rub salt in the wound! :mad: Perhaps we can make a pool as to when OP will find a new love of his life, make a thread asking for advise (sic), and then ignore the majority of questions requesting more details. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963/48 "2014-05-09T15:44:25Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > One last thing - advice is spelled with a ‘c’, not a ‘s’. I hope you’re not calling anyone “Stupid” ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963/49 "2014-05-09T16:48:41Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > I hope you’re not calling anyone “Stupid” Not as a term of endearment, no. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-girlfriend-situation-gimme-some-advise-here-i-really-need-help/687963.md?page=2)