# Exclamations only thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 24, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528 "2023-05-24T17:15:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 58

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1141 "2025-07-03T09:59:13Z")

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We have to do something to restore your hope! Maybe you should go play with some puppies!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1142 "2025-07-03T16:54:45Z")

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I hate dogs! Some neighbor put dog poop in my garbage can after the garbage was already picked up! Now I have to have dog poop in my garage all week!

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1143 "2025-07-03T16:59:32Z")

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**Bastards !!!!!!!!!**

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1144 "2025-07-03T17:01:56Z")

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That’s an outrage!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1145 "2025-07-03T20:39:35Z")

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To the barricades! Seriously, that sucks! Hey, maybe play with some kittens!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1146 "2025-07-03T22:16:54Z")

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Ooooh! Kitties!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1147 "2025-07-04T04:14:46Z")

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Oh, absolutely!

[https://www.creativefabrica.com/product/adorable-orange-tabby-kitten-2/](https://www.creativefabrica.com/product/adorable-orange-tabby-kitten-2/)

> **[What Colors Can Siamese Cats Be? | Litter-Robot](https://www.litter-robot.com/blog/siamese-colors/?srsltid=AfmBOorslL4-o0hgD7WO8CPd6BTdcu0Z6UohmCVgSemEFS_DglAQtcy_)**
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> Siamese cats come in an impressive 32 different color variations. Read more about this loyal and ancient breed that brings so much love to a family.

![Photograph of Silver tortoiseshell kitten, Cynthia, 7 weeks old. Sequence 3/7. Rights managed white background image.](https://www.warrenphotographic.co.uk/photography/cats/16496.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1148 "2025-07-05T04:38:49Z")

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AUGHH! The Noise! The Noise!

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1149 "2025-07-05T05:46:12Z")

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Banzai!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1150 "2025-07-05T17:11:22Z")

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My house is still standing!

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1151 "2025-07-05T17:35:12Z")

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🏠 ❗

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**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1152 "2025-07-05T18:43:59Z")

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I didn’t get much sleep last night! It was just BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! until 3am!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1153 "2025-07-05T20:33:25Z")

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3am!! Holy Cow!!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1154 "2025-07-06T02:11:08Z")

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Some people are _really_ into Independence Day fireworks!

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1155 "2025-07-06T05:43:04Z")

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A bottle rocket landed in my backyard!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1156 "2025-07-06T16:57:12Z")

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Sue someone!!!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1157 "2025-07-07T17:25:37Z")

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I smell lawsuit!

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1158 "2025-07-12T03:29:41Z")

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The Straight Dope Science Advistory Bloard is infiltrating this very thread!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1159 "2025-07-12T04:10:25Z")

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The deuce you say!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1160 "2025-07-12T04:45:22Z")

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That’s “Straigit” to you!

(Unless we are being infiltrated by impostors!)

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