# Exclamations only thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 24, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528 "2023-05-24T17:15:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1201 "2025-08-08T19:33:38Z")
Wowsers! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1202 "2025-08-15T04:34:49Z")
Following these exclamations stimulates me! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1203 "2025-08-15T21:39:01Z")
Sexually, I hope! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1204 "2025-08-25T15:47:25Z")
Happy Summer Bank Holiday to our British Friends! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1205 "2025-08-25T15:55:21Z")
👍 ‼ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1206 "2025-08-25T19:26:20Z")
Hear, hear! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1207 "2025-08-28T07:11:42Z")
I have forgotten on what I was procrastinating!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1208 "2025-08-28T21:11:51Z")
Not something to do with certain death, I’m sure! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1209 "2025-08-29T00:54:26Z")
That’s the WHOLE PURPOSE of procrastinating! Once you forget it, you can’t feel bad about it! You have achieved the pinnacle of procrastination! All Hail! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1210 "2025-08-29T02:55:25Z")
And here I thought the whole purpose of procrastinating was to not have to do something unpleasant! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1211 "2025-08-31T00:55:47Z")
@pjd doesn’t think my jokes are funny! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1212 "2025-08-31T01:37:51Z")
Fie on **pjd**! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1213 "2025-08-31T01:45:06Z")
And a pox on **Elendil\_s\_Heir** for using such an anachronism! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1214 "2025-08-31T01:52:51Z")
A pox, forsooth! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1215 "2025-08-31T02:04:44Z")
No poxes! No fies! Yes foxes! Yes pies! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1216 "2025-08-31T02:11:12Z")
Blueberry, cherry, pumpkin, apple or pecan for me, please! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1217 "2025-08-31T02:12:03Z")
You need to take a nice big bite of the humble kind, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1218 "2025-08-31T02:21:47Z")
Not nearly as tasty as those I listed, but thanks for the unsolicited suggestion! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1219 "2025-08-31T08:47:23Z")
I didn’t think that “Even dead, Steve Jobs would make a better president than Trump” was a joke, I thought it was a statement of fact ! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1220 "2025-08-31T15:24:00Z")
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